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| MuskieFIRST | This is wierd purposeless part of the forum, so it should be popular... | | |
| MikeHulbert | You can't catch fish sittin' on the @@@@ing couch! (line from Herbie) | | |
| nwild | The definition of insanity is; Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. | | |
| MuskieFIRST | There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. | | |
| MuskieFIRST | Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish. | | |
| Jomusky | "If your too busy to fish, your too busy", Marv Elliott | | |
| Jomusky | Thinking about taking up fishing for musky? Turn back NOW before it's to late | | |
| Jomusky | Cheerish yesterday, Dream tomorrow, Fish today | | |
| Slamr | "throw a cast over by that rock, there's ALWAYS a fish over there" Steve Worrall | | |
| kevin | Even if you've been fishing for 3 hours and haven't gotten anything except poison ivy and a sunburn, you're still better off than the sucker. | | |
| kevin | Fishing is not a hobby, a hobby is something you do in your spare time | | |
| kevin | "The Thrill Is The Catch,NOT THE KEEP;" | | |
| sworrall | How far is it? 13 hours. Not THAT far to drive if you're going fishing. | | |
| sworrall | I'm cold. I'm wet, too. MAN, it's windy today. How are your feet, mine are cold. Think we will see the big girl over by the island? MAN this is great!! | | |
| captain frank | always follow the 7 p's of life; prior propper planning prevents pi$$ poor performance. | | |
| Slamr | "dudes, sorry I'm late. Oh and I forgot my lures, mind if I use yours?" Kly | | |
| tomyv | "Dude, you lost your bling" Kly | | |
| tomyv | "I hate people" Slamr | | |
| tomyv | "Well, this is turning into a real goat rodeo" | | |
| tomyv | "Yeah...................................Muskies" Cady | | |
| tomyv | "Kenny, would you shut the %$$# up!" Jonesi talking to screamin kenny | | |
| tomyv | "Throw on that CS Shad, they'll bite that" | | |
| muskiehead | "If you're lucky enough to be fishing, you're lucky enough." | | |
| jlong | DougJ's famous words..... "If it moves, its food". | | |
| plitzzz | Fat girls prefer to slow dance.....(From the board Gregm maybe?) | | |
| plitzzz | What do you use that lure for? SHARKS!!!! (The general public) | | |
| KidDerringer | It's not that I don't like people. I just like them better when their NOT around. | | |
| KidDerringer | Yeah, he looks good alright, for a DEAD guy! | | |
| muskiehead | "It doesn't matter what you throw as long as it's 9 inches long and black" | | |
| sworrall | Well, that was fun, and I liked catching a muskie, but I would rather fish for Bluegills. ( Mr. Bluegill after landing a 45" Sabaskong Muskie) | | |
| sworrall | 'Oh my GOD!! I GOT one!! The #!&#*&% thing is going to get away!! #$^%!! It keeps jumping!! Sue Worrall, first muskie. | | |
| sworrall | Best time to go Muskie fishing? When you can. Steve VanLieshout | | |
| sworrall | The only rule in Muskie fishing? There are no rules! Steve Van Lieshout | | |
| ToddM | I would rather have a bottle in front of me, that have a frontal lobatame | | |
| lobi | "I should be home way before dark honey" <--I think I actually really mean it when I say it too. | | |
| RAZE1 | "I like Muskies on my Biscuits" Billy Bait Thorton - SlingBait | | |
| sorenson | "That's what I always say, when I'm not saying something else, or just being quiet" | | |
| Shep | "Brakes are Over-rated" DaveJ on way to Sab Bay Outing | | |
| PunchandJudy | Just have to shorten your cast about 8"- Mikie and Mauser at Cave Run | | |
| mikie | "Honey, I think I've got it out of my system for a while" - Mauser to his wife after a week at Sabaskong Bay | | |
| BALDY | "Pete. Pete, Pete, Pete, big fish Pete!" - Gillespie | | |
| stephendawg | "Son, you did a great job!" - Dad, on his first outing in my boat watching me catch my biggest musky to-date. (funny how we always long to hear our Dads say that...) | | |
| esox-dan | "I just got a New St. Croix with a brand new Calcutta TE for my wife, It didn't come with any line, but I still think it was a good trade?" | | |
| mikie | "I'd rather have a secret spot than a secret bait" - Doug J chat | | |
| ChadG | "Shhhhh I got a bite" forgot author | | |
| tomyv | "When they turned on, they turned on" Al Linder | | |
| Slamr | "GOLDEN GET OFF THE PHONE!!!!" Running_Hot (just before throwing a danish at me on the boat) | | |
| Slamr | "Hey, take this" Running_Hot (just before smacking me in the face with a sucker) | | |
| plitzzz | Color? What ya need is a can of white krylon and one of black....Adjust accordingly...(PhishKiller-Mil. Musky Show,When I could not choose on a Wabull patern) | | |
| RAZE1 | "The Freak Shall Inherit the Girth"....Rev.RaZe | | |
| kevin | The message on the screen said press any key to continue. I hit the shift key, and nothing happened? I then hit the Caps Lock key, and nothing happened again. Why do they continue to Lie to me, and play with what little sanity I have left? Lance Peotso's signature @M101 | | |
| mikie | "We have not succeeded in solving all your problems. The answers we have found only serve to raise a whole set of new questions. In some ways, we are as confused as ever, but we believe we are confused on a higher level and about more important things" - unk | | |
| BALDY | "If you want to be happy for an hour get intoxicated. If you want to be happy for a week get married. If you want to be happy forever learn to fish" - esoxmn's signature on MH board | | |
| Steve Jonesi | "Prides of Muskies"-Ron Lindner | | |
| mikie | "Sometimes, the best thing you can do with a computer is turn it off and go fishing" Bill Husted | | |
| Slamr | "Dude can you grab me that gum off the floor?" Tomyv | | |
| mikie | W.C. Fields: "Don't drink the water, fish f### in it!" | | |
| Ranger | "I GOT ONE! A BIG ONE! GET THE NET! Wait, it's a rock." Tomcat | | |
| Ranger | "Shhhhh....I got a bite." Phishkiller is the spokesperson, crosseyed, not long after hanging out at the Cass Lake cabin shared by PappaJoe, Ranger, FishOn, EssoxMainiac and Fishin Fool. | | |
| Worm Drowner | "For once in my life I would like a break which is not my neck" - The Gingerman by J.P. Donleavy | | |
| Worm Drowner | "I'm very well acquainted with the seven deadly sins. I keep a busy schedule trying to fit them in." - Mr. Bad Example by Warren Zevon | | |
| pete_k | "How long before that 25 bucks is in a tree or stuck on the bottom ?" My wife at the Musky show. | | |
| archerynut36 | always remener this one thing (well maybe two) HOOK'EM HARD & LET'EM GO & LET'EM GROW and they will be there for me to catch. and i need the help..lol | | |
| ChadG | "Oh my God" Lone Stone......"theres one" me, it reminds him that he should be setting the hook. He forgets. | | |
| tuffy1 | "I don't think stumpy is worth a #*#* right now either".....Kly and Tuffy1 talking about the spots to hit for the WMT. (The winning fish was caught in this spot LOL) | | |
| sworrall | No, it's not dark yet, this is the Witchin' hour! Talking to tired clients on Pelican at dusk | | |
| onelastcast | I would rather fish for muskie than fish for muskie..........OOPS!! I mean the other way around!! | | |
| mikie | The Damn thing is, I can't remember the girls that Broke my heart...But I remember every fish that Broke my line. Anon. | | |
| Jomusky | I relish all the wonderful people I meet in this pursuit and of these the priceless friendships acquired. | | |
| Jomusky | I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here. | | |
| sworrall | Muskies are nasty. They stink. They taste bad. They are hard to catch and will disappoint even the most devoted angler. The lures required cost more than some women's jewelry. The rods and reels require a remortgage of the house. The boat is always worth more than the tow vehicle. Sure beats the hell out of golf. | | |
| big gun | Keep your wits about you men! big gun | | |
| Don In Denver | "If this sh*t was easy, frickin' girl scouts would do it." | | |
| Slamr | "fish up?" - Slamr "no, just building up the mojo" - Tomyv | | |
| tomyv | Holy F'in S%^t.....Big Fish | | |
| tomyv | Dude, can you hand me my Frank rod? (me to slamr after I claimed all his gear) | | |
| tomyv | "I need a moment" me, after moving shamu on eagle | | |
| blackdog | When I die, I hope its while I'm fishing for muskies, 'cause I'll already be in heaven. | | |
| Rick Hess | hows that working for ya' | | |
| Rick Hess | we can get alot drunker than this | | |
| muskiemachinery | It doesn't matter how good you think you are, or even how good your friends tell you you are, if the Muskies aren't moving, your ####ed. ----Experienced Muskie Angler | | |
| mikie | from Beaver: "Yup, we're a pompous bunch. Yet I've never seen a site where guys open up their wallets and boats to help guys out who they've never even met. " | | |
| Slamr | there are times i am ebarassed to admit i even know who u r. this is one of those times. - Luke Chinewalker | | |
| mikie | from Jonesi: !"Motor?We don't need no stinking motor!" Steve | | |
| lambeau | they're Nut to Butt !!! | | |
| lambeau | Stupid Fish! | | |
| Steve Jonesi | Dude, they'll bite on that. | | |
| muskiemook | THAT LADY HAS NO ARMS!!! - Briguy | | |
| Snowcrest 6 | "Man, I think I just pi$$ed myself"! - my dad after his first boatside musky | | |
| Phish Killer | You're gay spaceman!!!!! | | |
| MUSKY HUNTER | ALL OTHER FISH ARE JUST BAIT, | | |
| MUSKY HUNTER | I THINK IM SNAGGED (OH SH#T) | | |
| Steve Jonesi | "I'd like to ride a moose."--Musky Tom at Aces before the tourney | | |
| Chartertalk | You want scenery go up north, You want to catch muskies come to Lake St. Clair !! | | |
| Muskie Treats | Get off my spot you spot stealers!!!! Duck | | |
| Muskie Treats | From across the lake: "Hey Duck, we just violated your Pooping Spot!!!!" | | |
| dogboy | Bud light and slimy handshakes, ain't nothin better | | |
| thedude | "Dude I gotta fish, my pants are at my @#$%in ankles...but I gotta fish" Jonesi doing the naked monkey @ 1am. | | |
| GOTAFISH | 90% of the fish are in 10% of the water | | |
| esox23 | What if the Hokey Pokey isn't what it's all about??? | | |
| esox23 | How's the world treating you? Like a Baby treats a diaper!!! | | |
| big gun | Ran out of realstate! referring to a musky that follows but turns away at boatside. Big Gun | | |
| Eyesore | Do it today. Tomorrow there may be a law against it. | | |
| Muskiefool | I say fish first talk about it in the winter | | |
| woody | "Sh#t, muskie." Cast again. | | |
| big gun | Hand to hand combat, catching a fish a boatside! | | |
| theedz155 | "Something you get for free is way better than something you have to pay for." Slamr 2005 | | |
| 7Islands | "I ask you once again sir,please have your son stop throwing tater tots at me while im driving the boat" | | |
| muskyone | "The best day to go fishing is any day that ends with a Y." My cousins son George when only 8 years old. | | |
| muskyone | "If we had some Bacon we could have Bacon and Eggs if we only had some Eggs"......Pogo | | |
| larsh | It is better to be out fishing and thinking about God than in church thinking about fishing. | | |
| CPRMASAP | if there is one thing you know... it's you never know | | |
| Mr.Pike | Oh....My......God..................That sl*t was huge | | |
| Reef Hawg | Good release.......lets go get a taco. | | |
| River Rat | Play it HELL,Dip IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | | |
| tomcat | Shane says: "My grandpa would be jizzin' if he know i was throwing this bait for muskies"...tomcat's reply, "dude, i'm sure he probably knows, i'm sure he's watching over us right now."...Shane's reply, "dude, that's cool, i apprecaite it, but my grandpa i still alive!" ha ha ha ha by all. | | |
| Jaime Friedman | 2005 Spring Muskies Inc Chapter Challege 2nd Place Winner Is Jaime Friedman. Check Out My Pictures. | | |
| Louis Friedman | Lou Friedman Winner Of 2005 Spring Muskies Inc Chapter Challege Raffle and Father Of Jaime Friedman 2nd Place Winner. I Won A Wonderful Prize. Check Out My Pictures To See It!!!!!! | | |
| ESOX Maniac | "integrity is like virginity, either you have it or you don't" Henry T. Warner | | |
| ESOX Maniac | "I could not attract flies if I was dipped in cow poop!" ToddM | | |
| jonnysled | she's so out of touch she don't know if it's tuesday or february | | |
| Hunter4 | Don't get into a pissing match with a skunk you'll lose everytime. | | |
| kosh | "Hey greenie is the custard king popping a fat one on the brosia !!!!!! " | | |
| FishingFool | If you fish where you always fish,you will catch what you always catch.Dick Pearson | | |
| ESOX Maniac | "as busy as a set of jumper cables at a West Virginia family reunion"! Mikie | | |
| dogboy | Are you down with the Hooey Braw? PotcheeNunk style he says. | | |
| dogboy | "make another offering"YON says, I need to catch a fish. Another St.Croix, Yetti! | | |
| Big Perc | Muskies...everything else is just bait | | |
| 2Rodknocker | Southern Illinois is God's country, Minnesota is where God goes on vactation. | | |
| tomyv | "Just get the f'in net!" | | |
| CAmuskyman | The more people I meet, the more I like dogs | | |
| mikie | STOP...must ...stop...buying....baits... sorenson | | |
| sworrall | I have no idea what makes me do this. it's the damnable fish, that's what it is | | |
| birdsnest | Dont just talk get off the barstool and go fishing | | |
| tomyv | This music makes me want to run out and breed the biggest cow I can find.......MOOOOOOOOOO | | |
| tomyv | I have a lighter, and it's a pig | | |
| Jaime Friedman | CHECK OUT OUR PICKS OF OUR TRIP TO ANDY MYERS LODGE IN CANADA SUMMER OF 2005 AND MANY OTHERS !!!! | | |
| Raider150 | Hey we forgot the net "we don't need no stinking net" | | |
| Clark A | "Walleyes were meant to die in my livewell!" - Steve Worrall (circa 1979?? Theil's Lakeview Inn-Pelican Lake, WI) | | |
| Got Esox? | The best time to fish is whenever you can be on the water. | | |
| 2Rodknocker | Llungen tails are like crack for crack addicts - Chad Cain | | |
| MuskieMike | "This sure Doesn't Suck!!" Jeremy trolling Shabbona with a cold beer in his hand | | |
| muskynate | Muskie,Muskie moster or mystery | | |
| kevin cochran | "It's something they haven't seen before." -Hulbert trying to be nice about my lure selection. | | |
| Slamr | if i were asked to justify the decisions i make in how i do my job on a daily basis i would simply laugh and say, "because i know what i'm doing and you don't." - Michael "Lambeau" Winther | | |
| mikie | "Mikie, you treated that fish like a king - Rodney King!" - Raze 1 after I dropped the fish in the boat. | | |
| MuskieMike | "The Bloody shaker" | | |
| sworrall | Knowing what you think is alot more important than thinking what you know | | |
| esox50 | esox50: "Why do you think fish hang there?" thad: "because the fish think it's neat-o" | | |
| esox50 | "What the f--- was that?" My friend after seeing his first follow. | | |
| esox50 | "Using everything from topwater to surface baits" Gregg Thomas in the 2nd Badfish | | |
| esox50 | Girlfriend: "Whatcha doin?" Me: "Out...Fishing." Click. | | |
| justlucky | "How did you not break the rubberband on the sucker rig and catch that fish!" Big Gun | | |
| MuskyHopeful | Gettin' old's not for sissies. | | |
| Snowcrest 6 | Well, I'd rather be fishing. ~~ Jimmy Glass, d. June 12, 1987. ~~ Executed in electric chair, Louisiana. | | |
| Snowcrest 6 | Trust everybody ... then cut the cards. | | |
| Snowcrest 6 | When eating an elephant, take one bite at a time. | | |
| Snowcrest 6 | Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught. | | |
| Snowcrest 6 | Catch and Release fishing is a lot like golf. You don't have to eat the ball to have a good time. | | |
| d2bucktail | "Where are all they...." (after hrs and hrs of unsuccessful casting) | | |
| d2bucktail | "You can make a beer last a loooonnnnng time" (My dad's early attempt at suggesting that I don't drink too much) | | |
| Muskie Treats | "Get off my spot you spot stealers!!!!!" - Derek "Duck" Johnson | | |
| Muskie Treats | "Hey Duck, I gave away your pooping spot!!!" -Me | | |
| MuskyHopeful | That's better than a sharp stick in the eye. | | |
| MuskyHopeful | Like sh#t through a goose. | | |
| MuskyHopeful | Look at those teeth, he could eat corn through a tennis racket. | | |
| Big Perc | Let's get physical | | |
| Big Perc | How the f@<k do you catch a snake | | |
| Big Perc | You's crazy...freaking big baits anyways...what a waste of money | | |
| ESOX Maniac | "It's kind of like my view on religion, it's your right to believe what you want to believe and I also believe it's eveyone's inalienable right to be stupid! So let's just go fishin! " EM | | |
| muskynate | shut up and fish | | |
| justlucky | let the slumpasauraus be gone in 2006!!! | | |
| muskynate | check out my album | | |
| KidDerringer | Guess I'm not young enough to know it all. | | |
| KidDerringer | Well, it sure is pretty. | | |
| KidDerringer | POSER! | | |
| Beaver | "Don't worry, it's just light rain and will blow right over." | | |
| Beaver | "You have to what? We just got out here!" | | |
| Beaver | "If that little dog doesn't shut up, I'm going to go over ther and teach it the meaning of "QUIET!" | | |
| Beaver | "How the hell could a fish that big miss a lure that small." | | |
| Beaver | "Steve, what did you bring for pain medication today?" | | |
| KidDerringer | Don't buy drugs or booze. Become a rock star, then people will give you this stuff for FREE!! | | |
| Pikopath | Fish is fish, and meat are food | | |
| captnkeno | "It's All About The Teeth!" | | |
| Snowcrest 6 | Rules of Manhood #1: Any guy who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. | | |
| Snowcrest 6 | Rules of Manhood #2: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest. | | |
| Snowcrest 6 | Rules of Manhood #3: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy. | | |
| Snowcrest 6 | Rules of Manhood #4: The girl who answers the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story. | | |
| Snowcrest 6 | Rules of Manhood #5: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated asspies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers. | | |
| Snowcrest 6 | Rules of Manhood #6: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed. | | |
| Snowcrest 6 | Rules of Manhood #7: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. | | |
| Snowcrest 6 | Rules of Manhood #8: Any complaining about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However, complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. | | |
| Snowcrest 6 | Rules of Manhood #9: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel ... and it's free. | | |
| Snowcrest 6 | Rules of Manhood #10: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours. | | |
| Slamr | Holy crap, look at the time. I'm missing Oprah. - Scott "Theedz" Thiede | | |
| stephendawg | "Kinda makes my 2lb. crappie look small..." | | |
| Jack Pine | Growing old is mandatory, Growing up is optional. | | |
| Jack Pine | Rule of holes: if you find yourself in one quit digging! | | |
| Jack Pine | " Kiss me where it stinks Stanley." Uh OK we'll go to Mosinee | | |
| Jack Pine | Not to know is bad, not to wish to know is worse. | | |
| Beaver | "If I didn't like you, you'd be swimming right now. Just ask my ex-wife." | | |
| Beaver | "NO REDD! NOOOO!!!!" as Beav spies his 6 month old lab using his rear deck for a feces facility. | | |
| Beaver | "I'm getting too old for this $hit. I gotta start trolling." | | |
| Beaver | A man's just got to know his limitations. | | |
| Beaver | While watching some boat ramp antics, "Yeah Pa, don't them three just make a pair. | | |
| Beaver | Remember, East is always on your right. | | |
| Beaver | From my daughter, "Oh no, I agree with my dad. It's a sure sign of the apocolypse." | | |
| Beaver | Will you guys quit rockin' the trailer so I can get some sleep! | | |
| sorenson | For every winner there are dozens of losers...odds are, you're one of them | | |
| Big Perc | Don't act like you're not impressed | | |
| GMan | This would be a good time...we got an audience. | | |
| ESOXER | Your incompetence is only exceeded by your inability to do your job! | | |
| MuskieMike | "Can't drink all day long, if ya don't start in the morning" anonymous | | |
| ESOX Maniac | Hey, I didn't land a fish at the outing, but it's like we say back home: "You don't always get laid at family reunions, but you still go!" --Mikie | | |
| Slamr | "i'm driving, he's setting lines....what exactly IS your job?" | | |
| c44hmusky | Its all fun and games 'till someone gets an eye poked with a 4/0 hook, then its just one-eyed fun and games. | | |
| Slamr | "You must stop antagonizing the mentally unstable....it makes them WORSE, not better." -- Mike Winther | | |
| Tiger | I didn't do it | | |
| pete_k | It's just another fish | | |
| Jomusky | A musky smelling high five and a swig of Jack is better then "a bud light and a slimy handshake", Dogboy. | | |
| mikie | If it has tires or "ta ta's", eventually you're going to have trouble with it. | | |
| Kuhly | "Just look for the only guy in the parking lot with a cigar in his left hand a beer in his right hand" Uncle spanky picking me up from middle school | | |
| Slamr | We can just skip breakfast. I will be fishing earlier than you have ever seen.... Steve Worrall - 2006 | | |
| sworrall | I will actually get up before breakfast. Slamr will see. I will be fishing earlier than he has ever seen. Which, I might add, is not all that early. | | |
| Slamr | Anything before the crack of noon will be a surprise. | | |
| ESfishOX | Mike's Extreme Guide Service -- The Best Koepp't Secret | | |
| Raider150 | The fishing was great but the catching sucked | | |
| Muskie Treats | That's ok, you can swear up north. (That from an 8 year old when Blowfish swore in front of him at the pizza joint) | | |
| Muskie Treats | What happens at the muskie tournament stays at the muskie tournament. (This from a 10 year old when we were telling him not to tell his mother he was up late) | | |
| Slamr | I'll also need to be ready to fish with Slamr the following couple days, because he says if I don't dress warm enough, he'll let me freeze to death. - MuskyHopeful | | |
| Slamr | I might get one of those furry Russian hats. Anyone ever strap a live dog to their head? I think our Westy would make a good hat, as he's quite warm. It's hard to make him sit still though, and he barks a lot. - MuskyHopeful | | |
| missourimuskyhunter | missouri??? they have muskies!!??? | | |
| esoxman50 | If you aint where your at your nowhere, go fish | | |
| esoxman50 | drive like hell, you'll get there | | |
| Bayboo_baits | '' I like this place'' | | |
| Muskie Treats | After a day where I had a dead battery, had my trolling motor go out 2x, took out my lower unit I caught a nice pike. PK says "at least she has nice shoulders" I respond "that's like saying that fat chick has nice boobs (but I didn't say boobs)" | | |
| GMan | Let's keep fishing. I don't think the heavy stuff will come down for a while, yet, your Eminence. | | |
| Figure Eight | If your not throwing a bait the size of a volks wagon u ain't musky fishing!!!!! | | |
| VMS | "Sounds like you are having an orgasm back there with that fish following your bait" | | |
| Lolleitta | Boulder Junction; Heaven on water! | | |
| tuffy1 | If at first you don't succeed, deny you ever tried. | | |
| Big Perc | Ahhh gas...a man's smell... | | |
| woody | "Why don't you yell some more? That would be fun." Dr. John Schneider to Mesikomer | | |
| blackduck | sh** that litte bastard stole my 30.00 lure | | |
| Zman | "I think I'm addicted now!" My 15 year-old sister Amy after losing a really nice muskie that would have been her second ever. | | |
| H2O | I really don't consider Shawano Lake to be a weedy lake - Greenduck | | |
| H2O | If you're going to dumb, you better be tough | | |
| H2O | I wish the Sun would explode. | | |
| H2O | Musky fishing would actually be fun if you caught one once in a while | | |
| H2O | It only takes one cast | | |
| H2O | My brain is melting | | |
| H2O | Any more of this and Im going to wrap the anchor rope around my neck, jump off the boat, and end it right here. | | |
| H2O | Do you have any food along? - Greenduck after 15 minutes of fishing | | |
| H2O | A good fisherman always knows when to quit. | | |
| c44hmusky | "That rods broken, it has a hole in it... actually alot of holes in it" -nwild | | |
| Raider150 | "If you used up all of your sick days call in dead" | | |
| esoxhunter951 | "GET THE NET!! ITS NO BLUEGILL!!" said by my dad(right before we found out it was a huge pile of weeds) | | |
| missourimuskyhunter | Yes,the kids have a college fund.Its in the plano boxes at the bottom of the boat. | | |
| missourimuskyhunter | There talkin severe storms tomorrow,better make sure the boat is ready to go!!! | | |
| missourimuskyhunter | Custom musky boat..$35,000. Best baits in the world...$4800.Knowing that your not going to catch a musky...PRICELESS!! | | |
| Raider150 | you are one cast away from the next world record | | |
| First Legal Hntr | Dad Let's try that spot over there. | | |
| fatfingers | "Give those #*^@ pliers. You're gonna put one of his eyes out." -Fatfingers to his lifelong fishing partner, whose hands still shake uncontrollably with excitement whenever he boats one even after 15 years of musky fishing. | | |
| sworrall | Muskies love winter up here. They don't miss us a bit. | | |
| sworrall | We will know what a Muskie is thinking when one gets around to telling us | | |
| sworrall | I understand Hopeful's change of addiction from Golf to Muskie fishing. Muskie angling doesn't require as much pointless exercise. | | |
| Smokin Joe | Fishing is like sex, Its not how deep you fish, its how you wiggle your worm.... | | |
| ESOX Maniac | Cornbread Guide Service - "We comb the shorelines, not our hair!" mikie | | |
| WATERDEMON | How bout we leave when we see lightning acually hit something??? | | |
| WATERDEMON | DUDE, you need a tic tac.....with batteries!!! | | |
| WATERDEMON | So how many of these things have you acually caught? (buddy from Florida) | | |
| ESOX Maniac | "Don't try to run, you'll just die tired" NC State Trooper | | |
| jdsplasher | I Don't care how many I catch, I just want to see them. There is always the ZOO!!! | | |
| esoxnut | Sometimes I wish my wife would want try Musky fishing, but most of the time I'm glad she doesnt | | |
| ESfishOX | Catch and release works for everyone, killing one works for only one.............Mike Koepp | | |
| agrimm | From JonnySled as we are fishing a prime spot "that's how they paint it in the pictures". | | |
| n.j.musky | My wife just bought me a New Boat and Motor for fathers Day, I think she's cheating on me. | | |
| MuskyTaleMike | "BEAUTIMATASTIC!" | | |
| Raider150 | "God made man first so as to give him time to thinkof an answer to her first question" | | |
| ESOX Maniac | "So it's certainly ugly, but not deadly. Just like Todd Minor." - Muskypuke | | |
| sworrall | Cast over by that rock, there's always a fish by that rock... | | |
| sworrall | I tell Sue, Man, this 1890 is FAST! "Your comb over is stickin' straight up in the air, Sven" Sue answers... | | |
| sworrall | Muskie Fishing is like panning for gold in New York. Hell of a surprise when it shows some color. | | |
| muskynightmare | Musky Fishing. You cannot do this in France! | | |
| muskynightmare | I got a boat for my wife, AWESOME TRADE!!!! | | |
| muskyhunter9909 | All fishermen are born honest.... but they get over it | | |
| esoxaddict | "I like boobies" - angler who probably wishes to remain unamed | | |
| TTurn | "Don't panic" Donnie Hunts instant reply in the parking lot when my father and I tell him we haven't fished at Andy Meyers before. | | |
| rpieske | Politics: from the Greek word "poly" meaning many and the word "tics" meaning blood sucking parasites. | | |
| C_Nelson | My biggest worry is that my wife (when I'm dead) will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it. | | |
| Pointerpride102 | "****, put a 70 inch limit on it....(pointing) He's the only guy that will catch a keeper!" -Norm | | |
| Pointerpride102 | "I've been trying to keep this catch on the down low" -guy at the bar in PI after passing around near poster size pictures of the fish we are keeping on the down low! | | |
| Cowboyhannah | Quit over thinking it and just cast! | | |
| sorenson | "8 x 4 is 24" - gal tending bar at Skyview | | |
| muskynightmare | "Never, EVER, take a knee in the Pursuit that is your life! You only get one shot at anything, and Fair Catches are for those who choose not to Stand and Deliver, So do not pi$$ it all away! GO HARD, or stay home!" | | |
| Tackle Industries | The guy who said "This is a good day to die" was not a muskie fisherman! | | |
| muskynightmare | "Those who believe in Global Warming have no idea where Wisconsin is." | | |
| MuskyTaleMike | "Wilson has an admirer." (Wilson - suckers name) 45" fatty sizing up a meal. Mike to Gary. | | |
| MuskyTaleMike | Silence - after setting the hooks into Wilson's admirer and only retrieving an empty quick-strike rig. Gary to Mike. | | |
| Tackle Industries | Why does my tackle box looks like a stripper and a possessed clown joined forces and made all the decisions. | | |
| missourimuskyhunter | The Chicago swap meet is like the Superbowl of all Garage Sales. | | |
| muskellunged | "The day you become selfish in your fishing is the day you stop your fishing growth."- Buck Perry | | |
| musky_hunter_tony | Moose-ca-ratty you are a friend of mine :-) | | |
| musky_hunter_tony | "a bad day fishing , beats a good day at work" | | |
| Reelwise | "your job tomorrow... is to get bitten by a musky" Sean Landsman aka esox50 | | |
| Reelwise | "are you out of youre f'n mind?" Spencer Landsman | | |
| FishingFool | Your not fishing close enough to structure if you don't get snagged once in a while | | |
| musky12 | Your crazy man! Why are you buying so freakin big of baits? There's no sharks around here! | | |
| mikie | I'm not against golf, as I suspect it keeps a great quantity of the unworthy from discovering fishing! | | |
| castnfool | just pick a bait and throw the #*^@ thing | | |
| GMan | Over heard from HH "I've got $250 rain gear. I don't care if it starts raining!" | | |
| CM_IA | "Dad watch your rod" (hung up) "Dad your-" SNAP! | | |
| CM_IA | He just said f*** 3 times in a 5 word sentence ... 3 different ways | | |
| JKahler | "Muskies are like women, sometimes they don't like anything." -my boat partner last night. | | |
| CM_IA | "I got it, I got it" me with my first musky, my dad "is it still on?" me- "its still thrashin and I'm still pullin" | | |
| sorenson | Justin (gordo2000) to Rich (Rich W), "I know we just met each other this morning, but it looks like we're sleeping together. What side do you want"? | | |
| sorenson | Baldy, lambeau, sorno, "HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA" | | |
| fish hawk | If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you always got. | | |
| Grass | "You never know when Mr Musky is going to make your day!" | | |
| mikie | "Something to think about: If you fish the wrong bait long and hard enough, it will sooner or later become the right bait." -- John Gierach | | |
| Beaver | "Easy big fella. Don't buy her a drink. There's a hook in there somewhere." | | |
| Beaver | Don't tell anybody where you caught that fish, or pretty soon there will be people fishing all over the place. | | |
| mikie | "Now, we're on the Gravy Wagon with Biscuit wheels!" - scott fletcher | | |
| lehighmuskies | try running a marithon than holding your head under water see how good you can breath | | |
| Muskie Treats | I didn't even have the chance to pull it away from that one!!! | | |
| esoxaddict | "A sucker has a brain the size of a match head, and even THEY know when their --- is in big trouble" Steve Worrall | | |
| Raider150 | You know muskies don't read books | | |
| Muskiecut | "Im never drinking again" -countless liars across the world | | |
| kap | what would libby do? | | |
| Lightning | "Stop worrying about fishing and just get out there!" | | |
| suicknut | If your boat aint bouncin off the rocks once in a while then your not gettin fish (Guide on Vermilion) | | |
| esoxaddict | Also I challenge you to block my ISP. I will have your site destroyed. | | |
| Muskie Treats | "lets flap our wings and flop around and see what happens" RK | | |
| Muskie Treats | "the problem is that there's too many big fish" -Roger Geshal, Dark House Federation | | |
| bridgeman | Drive it like you own it. Even if you don't have the rod holders paid for yet. | | |
| WI Skis | You cant drink all day if you dont start in the morning! | | |
| Manta18 | "This is where evil lurks" - Dick Pearson | | |
| Don Pfeiffer | by a customer..All bullshi---- are fishermen or is it fishermen become bullshi---- | | |
| jay lip ripper | "F'in FISH" who hasnt said that once or hunderd times!!! | | |
| Muskiecut | "Son, you could aggrevate the b*lls off a brass monkey" | | |
| Manta18 | "If we try that spot over there, we will catch fish. Your spots are stupid!!" - my 7 year old son | | |
| ESOXER | Daffynition of Retirement, "Everyday's a Saturday" | | |
| The Dogger | "Lets take them home and release 'em in Lake Crisco" | | |
| The Dogger | "No matter how wet you get, you will always dry off." | | |
| The Dogger | "After I catch one of these so called muskies, I'm going to head out and bag me a Unicorn" | | |
| KidDerringer | KidD. "I hate buggers" BJ.."Me Too" | | |
| KidDerringer | Hey...rub some of this crap on it. | | |
| KidDerringer | Wow...she looks just like Babe Winkelmen...holy ^$@#^!!! | | |
| Steve Van Lieshout | In muskie fishing, the only rules are there are no rules, and the best time to go is when you can! | | |
| sodaksker | "I'm taking my clothes off"....from a spectator in a nearby boat watching me catch a 40"er in my breifs on a hot WI spring day. | | |
| MuskyFix | Set sail at sea for a golden treasure and the chase becomes the master. | | |
| bridgeman | You can't fix stupid | | |
| tfootstalker | I want safe driving and two koknokers for 7 bucks. (kap the ride home from the MN swap) | | |
| tfootstalker | koknokers or bloody lips, take your pick! (Kap) | | |
| sworrall | 'We'll come up over Memorial Day and fish. Then we'll not catch anything, and end up fishing for bass or something.' Slamr on the phone today. | | |
| WI Skis | "You can sleep when you are dead, lets go fishing!" | | |
| bulldawg101 | "A gamefish is to valuable to be only caught once" - Lee Wulff | | |
| bulldawg101 | "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift that is why they call it the present" -Po | | |
| bulldawg101 | "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits" -Albert Einstein | | |
| bulldawg101 | "When I'm on da wata I don't waste time I fish good spots and place my cast on target and always use da best bait possible" -Al Lindner | | |
| bulldawg101 | "As no man is born an artist, so no man is born an angler" -Izaak Walton | | |
| WI Skis | "I think you guys would rather see your kid burn before you would let a muskie die! DNR warden Lake Vermillion | | |
| WI Skis | " I think I have this girl lured, now all I have to do is reel her in and put her on the bump board" The Nightmare | | |
| wvhillbillyjlm | "Nice one, dude!!",from a guy standing at a distance that thought my lure was a fish I just caught. | | |
| Maverick | "If that muskie is 59 inches, my d*** is 14!!" | | |
| Dirt Esox | After being asked why he smokes so much, the Marshall replies "Well.....I'm a smoker." | | |
| ESOX Maniac | If you're not getting older, you're dead! - Tom Petty | | |
| esoxaddict | "No offense to tunnel visioned musky weenies," [...] - Doug J | | |
| Muskie4Life | At Gander Mountain buying a lure. Wife- what lure do you catch most your fish on? Me- fire tiger depth raider. Wife- Why the hell would you buy this lure??? Me- uuuuhhhhhhh | | |
| jakejusa | It was a case of drive-by finning! | | |
| bridgeman | (My Dad) So you actually spend all that money just to release them ? (Me ) Yep my $20 dollar license my decisions Dad | | |
| Lightning | Offer to take your wife fishing! If she goes or tells you to go ahead without her she a keeper? If she says no and doesn't want you to go throw her back and let someone else catch her! | | |
| KidDerringer | Just when you think you have hit rock bottom, some butt head throws you a shovel. | | |
| fishingprovy | No matter hard you try, you can't fix STUPID!!!! | | |
| FlyFish4Esox | The man who coined the phrase "money can't buy happiness" never bought himself a fishing rod. | | |
| FlyFish4Esox | I believe that the solution to any problem - work, love, money, whatever - is to go fishing, and the worse the problem, the longer the trip should be. - John Gierach | | |
| tuffybones | sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken | | |
| jakejusa | "You only need two" Paul Marquardt when discussing trolling giant lures. This from a guy who owns over 600 baits! | | |
| ToothyCritter | The best way to a fisherman's heart is through his fly | | |
| adudeuknow | Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. | | |
| jakejusa | " You just have to walk away from Stupid" advise from a druken client | | |
| Muskie03 | "If it eats I can catch it, If it bleeds I can kill it."- me | | |
| Muskie03 | "Fish! Fish! Fish! Dude get YOUR lure outta my way!!!!" | | |
| Jomusky | "and the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more......for desert", Johnny Cash | | |
| Clark A | "Walleyes were designed to die in my live well!" circa 1978 Mr. Steve Worrall | | |
| MuskieMike | "Comin' to F%$&* you up" | | |
| MuskieMike | " Hey Herbie, are the fish still eatin' blades? F$%^ Yeah they are!!!!" | | |
| MuskieMike | "It looks Mechanincal" | | |
| Stan Durst 1 | I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my Grandfather. NOT screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. | | |
| Stan Durst 1 | Dolhins are so smart that with a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.. | | |
| Johnnie | Fishing is so bad....even the liars aren't catchng any!! | | |
| Johnnie | "There's a fish fighting with my bait" My wife's first strike on a surface bait. | | |
| esoxaddict | What the F%&$?! Holy %^$*!! Son of a *$*%!! - Samantha, after hooking her first muskie | | |
| sker_fishr | Matt - "I got one. FECK! The #*^@ thing straightened my spinnerbait" Brian- "Wait, wait, what do you mean it straightened it?" Matt- "It looks like a #*^@ inline spinner" Brian- "Sucks to be you" My buddy and myself fishing for northern in western Nebraska | | |
| esoxaddict | T.R.: "Man, throw that wingie! Windle? Doodle? Whaddya call that thing?" ME: "Weagle." T.R.: "Weagle? Who names a bait Weagle?" | | |
| Rudedog | "In a few hours this place will be crawling with humans" Larry Dahlberg-Hunt For Big Fish | | |
| Big Perc | "you've just been wooki'd"...Perc | | |
| Big Perc | "got her on the figure 4" | | |
| sworrall | Tough crowd, muskie fishermen. Especially late at night. Seems that a toddy or two detaches reason from the average angler. | | |
| sKunKt | if you're not getting wet you're not doing it right | | |
| sworrall | 'I don't own one, and Never have actually seen one and have no idea what the thing even looks like, but here's MY advice on buying one....' Only on a Muskie board... | | |
| sworrall | 'I find it awkward trying to undo my belt buckle and pull my pants down inside my rain suit.' Why man invented zippers in pants. | | |
| 5th lake Brad | "Is that a log or a rock???...Holy S!!t that's a fish" . Me to Tom after seeing the biggest fish Iv'e ever seen, in my 2nd hour ever on Vermilion. | | |
| MuskieMike | What the **** kinda bait is that. Dude it's a wabull. You used to own the company. | | |
| derekrusty | Fishing is alot like sex, when it's good, it's really good, and when it's bad, it's still pretty good. | | |
| mtcook16 | "Why is it hailing a third time today? Wasn't twice enough? | | |
| esoxaddict | ME: "That ain't good" (after setting the hook and having a double 10 embed itself in my arm) SAMANTHA: "Ahh, you're alright. I'll look at it later. *cast* | | |
| joemsanderson | "Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you will pee off his wife for a lifetime" | | |
| FAT-SKI | God grant me the serenity to accept the size of the fish I catch, the courage to not lie about it and the wisdom to know that no one would believe me anyway. | | |
| misterperch | The only net in my boat is a Muskie cradle because Muskie need to be released alive and all the other fish are small enough to grab with your hand or use as bait ;) | | |
| DMcMusky | The difference between a good and a great muskie fisherman, is the water they fish and the dumb luck of the day.....a wise, intoxicated old man | | |
| T-Bone | "My frick'in IQ went up 60 points when I got rid of that guy"Justin Mullins in a conversation with me @ the Milwaukee show about a former employee | | |
| T-Bone | "Didn't you want to catch that one" Me to a client after he pulled his Psycho Sister away from a 50"er | | |
| seoul | " Nothings biting.... well... time try the fried chicken from last night" | | |
| esoxaddict | Scotty - What the F---, Lietz, you're better than that!!" Me - Not today, I'm not. I think I'm gettin' senile! | | |
| esoxaddict | 45 isn't big enough!! - Samantha | | |
| VMS | I'm shaking my Weagle.... | | |
| sworrall | You can tune a piano. You cannot tunafish. | | |
| sworrall | 'I don't like Muskie fishing all the time. I like to catch fish" My very smart grandson. | | |
| sworrall | 'Someone has been drinking and it isn't BenR'. Homer, aka Ben after an exchange over the ridiculous calls by a replacement ref. Recycle Bin. Miscreants... | | |
| sworrall | 'What's the best reel for throwing big lures?' Dammit, go buy whatever you think is the best so you can compalin about it later in ANOTHER post with that title. | | |
| ESOX Maniac | "7th grade was the hardest 4 years of my life". ToddM -MF thread. | | |
| Turkeyt | "It's pretty bad when the only reason they take me is to net their fish. Huh!!" | | |
| Turkeyt | "Hey let me get that lure out of that tree for you, i have had alot of practice". | | |
| Cody | If he was in that big of hurry, he would be in front of you. | | |
| Mike M | I don't care who you are That's Funny | | |
| Turkeyt | "I have never done any good in this section" Five minutes later "Oh there is one coming right there" | | |
| Turkeyt | "I have never caught a fish on that bait so you can have it" | | |
| Turkeyt | "I may give you a call if no body on my fishing list can go tomorrow" | | |
| Turkeyt | "How's come i can't cut that daggone braid with a knife, but i can sure cut my finger with it". | | |
| muskie nutt | "Gettin any strikes???" | | |
| muskie nutt | " You ain't gonna catch S*@! on that." | | |
| jchiggins | "all my good baits are on the bottom of lake."- Herbie | | |
| jchiggins | "all i guided last week was dog and pony shows" - Herbie | | |
| Esoxman22 | After 3 hours of nothing, Buddy: "hey look, a deer, the fish are going to bite" | | |
| Turkeyt | "The reason he asked me to go fishing is because he's so deaf he can't here the clicker go off." | | |
| Turkeyt | You don't need a boat, you need a Uhaul to get all that stuff to the lake. | | |
| Turkeyt | "Huh, do i think it's going to rain, well what i do think is, i may possibly drown if we don't get out of here." | | |
| muskinja | i don't trust the musky angler that need a belt and suspenders at the same time | | |
| FISHFINDER101 | "where you going fishing" my buddy, "same lake as always" me, "you havent caught a musky there in the last two years" my buddy, " i know that's why I'm going, I'm do for one by now, my odds go up each time on that lake" me | | |
| klcb | fishing is like diarrhea.... when it hits i I GOT TO GO!!!! | | |
| ESOX Maniac | "Either I can smell muskies or there really was something different about the water behind my lure. I don’t know what it was. I didn’t see a fish, just something was different." -Bill Gardner | | |
| MuskyManiac09 | You don't know if you don't throw. | | |
| TTails | Its a F***ing catfish!! Me after hooking a catfish on DCG 10's, 10 minutes into the Iowa tournament. | | |
| Jeff78 | The reason I work is to finance my fishing. | | |
| Fishen-ski's | " If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, it'd be christmas every day" By Famous Politician | | |
| muskiebud | Thats why it is called fishing not catching | | |
| Fishen-ski's | " Your'e about as usefull as a poopie flavored lollipop" | | |
| cast4musky | We're going to need a bigger Boat' | | |
| Cody | " If you don't like how I work...well quit and go elsewhere " | | |
| Turkeyt | "Pick me up at seven on Tuesday and don't forget to bring your boat". | | |
| Cranker | " If you don't think fishings for you, its not for you". | | |
| FISHFINDER101 | A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the Game Warden. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell, and hot on his heels came the Game Warden. | | |
| FISHFINDER101 | After about a half-mile the fella stopped and stooped over, with his hands on his thigh's to catch his breath, and the Game Warden finally caught up to him."Let's see yer fishin' license, boy," the Warden gasped. | | |
| FISHFINDER101 | With that, the fella pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license. "Well, son," said the Game Warden, "you must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!" | | |
| FISHFINDER101 | "Yes, sir," replied the young feller, "but, my friend back there - Well, he don't have one." | | |
| vegas492 | Should've stuck to blugill fishing. | | |
| mnmusky | muskie fishing is simple! Simply be at the right place at the right time....everything else is just fluff! | | |
| ESOX Maniac | If people could think, there would be evidence to prove it. | | |
| bassin'2004 | "I don't have a bucket list more like a f@# it list" | | |
| susky musky 32 | That bait is older than white dog S&$T! | | |
| esoxaddict | "dude, can you help me lift my tackle box?" | | |
| chadw18 | "Well........At least we got a pike." | | |
| btaylor | hooks so sharp they will make your eyes bleed | | |
| johnsonaaro2 | Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day, Teach a man to fish and you can sell him fishing gear for the rest of his life | | |
| johnsonaaro2 | Fishing may be expensive but it's #*^@ sure cheaper than a therapist! | | |
| Big Perc | You hooked up dude? | | |
| rodbender | Dude, You can whip a nae nae on your own #*^@ing time... get the net! | | |
| kmonacelli | Hows your day going? Fan@!#$ingtastic!(after a 7 fish day) | | |
| ESOX Maniac | "It is also much easier to figure eight a musky fisherman into striking than it is an actual musky." ToddM circa 3/04/2016 | | |
| ESOX Maniac | muskie! nut - 3/4/2016 10:22 AM I think it will be easier to explain women rather than explaining this. | | |
| mnmusky | my only form of exercise is casting...well, and sweating i guess. | | |
| esoxaddict | "Let's just keep fishing until the lightning gets bad." Me: "Okay. *ZZZZT-BOOOOM!!!* That bad enough for ya?" | | |
| bigrackhunter | Dang ol' smooth man. | | |
| FlyFish4Esox | Question asked to someone tying musky flies at a fly fishing show: "Seriously, how many musky flies do you guys need? You should only need one light one, one dark one and one that looks like a clown puked." | | |
| esoxaddict | Fishing partner: "Dude, if you catch a fish, I'll KISS it!" ME: (setting hook) "There's one!! Pucker up M'fer!!" | | |
| FishinXtreme | Hard Telling, Not Knowing! Josh K | | |
| Lake Of The Woods | " You can tune a piano,... but you can't tuna fish." | | |
| esox109 | Fu%^in Sh#$ that hail hurts like a motherf@#$er!!! Andy after the hail turned from pea sized to dime size as we tried to get to shore under a tree. | | |
| pickolish1 | Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day, give a fisherman a $ 1.200.00 government stimulus check and he will go to Canada and Muskie fish! | | |
| mikie | "Pot will get you thru days of no muskies better than muskies will get you thru days of no pot" F. Franklin | | |
| 7.62xJay | Worked too much, in order to spend too much, in order to fish too much, in order to get over working too much. | | |
