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MuskieFIRSTThis is wierd purposeless part of the forum, so it should be popular...
MikeHulbertYou can't catch fish sittin' on the @@@@ing couch! (line from Herbie)
nwildThe definition of insanity is; Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.
MuskieFIRSTThere's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
MuskieFIRSTGive a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
Jomusky"If your too busy to fish, your too busy", Marv Elliott
JomuskyThinking about taking up fishing for musky? Turn back NOW before it's to late
JomuskyCheerish yesterday, Dream tomorrow, Fish today
Slamr"throw a cast over by that rock, there's ALWAYS a fish over there" Steve Worrall
kevinEven if you've been fishing for 3 hours and haven't gotten anything except poison ivy and a sunburn, you're still better off than the sucker.
kevinFishing is not a hobby, a hobby is something you do in your spare time
kevin"The Thrill Is The Catch,NOT THE KEEP;"
sworrallHow far is it? 13 hours. Not THAT far to drive if you're going fishing.
sworrallI'm cold. I'm wet, too. MAN, it's windy today. How are your feet, mine are cold. Think we will see the big girl over by the island? MAN this is great!!
captain frankalways follow the 7 p's of life; prior propper planning prevents pi$$ poor performance.
Slamr"dudes, sorry I'm late. Oh and I forgot my lures, mind if I use yours?" Kly
tomyv"Dude, you lost your bling" Kly
tomyv"I hate people" Slamr
tomyv"Well, this is turning into a real goat rodeo"
tomyv"Yeah...................................Muskies" Cady
tomyv"Kenny, would you shut the %$$# up!" Jonesi talking to screamin kenny
tomyv"Throw on that CS Shad, they'll bite that"
muskiehead"If you're lucky enough to be fishing, you're lucky enough."
jlongDougJ's famous words..... "If it moves, its food".
plitzzzFat girls prefer to slow dance.....(From the board Gregm maybe?)
plitzzzWhat do you use that lure for? SHARKS!!!! (The general public)
KidDerringerIt's not that I don't like people. I just like them better when their NOT around.
KidDerringerYeah, he looks good alright, for a DEAD guy!
muskiehead"It doesn't matter what you throw as long as it's 9 inches long and black"
sworrallWell, that was fun, and I liked catching a muskie, but I would rather fish for Bluegills. ( Mr. Bluegill after landing a 45" Sabaskong Muskie)
sworrall'Oh my GOD!! I GOT one!! The #!&#*&% thing is going to get away!! #$^%!! It keeps jumping!! Sue Worrall, first muskie.
sworrallBest time to go Muskie fishing? When you can. Steve VanLieshout
sworrallThe only rule in Muskie fishing? There are no rules! Steve Van Lieshout
ToddMI would rather have a bottle in front of me, that have a frontal lobatame
lobi"I should be home way before dark honey" <--I think I actually really mean it when I say it too.
RAZE1"I like Muskies on my Biscuits" Billy Bait Thorton - SlingBait
sorenson"That's what I always say, when I'm not saying something else, or just being quiet"
Shep"Brakes are Over-rated" DaveJ on way to Sab Bay Outing
PunchandJudyJust have to shorten your cast about 8"- Mikie and Mauser at Cave Run
mikie"Honey, I think I've got it out of my system for a while" - Mauser to his wife after a week at Sabaskong Bay
BALDY"Pete. Pete, Pete, Pete, big fish Pete!" - Gillespie
stephendawg"Son, you did a great job!" - Dad, on his first outing in my boat watching me catch my biggest musky to-date. (funny how we always long to hear our Dads say that...)
esox-dan"I just got a New St. Croix with a brand new Calcutta TE for my wife, It didn't come with any line, but I still think it was a good trade?"
mikie"I'd rather have a secret spot than a secret bait" - Doug J chat
ChadG"Shhhhh I got a bite" forgot author
tomyv"When they turned on, they turned on" Al Linder
Slamr"GOLDEN GET OFF THE PHONE!!!!" Running_Hot (just before throwing a danish at me on the boat)
Slamr"Hey, take this" Running_Hot (just before smacking me in the face with a sucker)
plitzzzColor? What ya need is a can of white krylon and one of black....Adjust accordingly...(PhishKiller-Mil. Musky Show,When I could not choose on a Wabull patern)
RAZE1"The Freak Shall Inherit the Girth"....Rev.RaZe
kevinThe message on the screen said press any key to continue. I hit the shift key, and nothing happened? I then hit the Caps Lock key, and nothing happened again. Why do they continue to Lie to me, and play with what little sanity I have left? Lance Peotso's signature @M101
mikie"We have not succeeded in solving all your problems. The answers we have found only serve to raise a whole set of new questions. In some ways, we are as confused as ever, but we believe we are confused on a higher level and about more important things" - unk
BALDY"If you want to be happy for an hour get intoxicated. If you want to be happy for a week get married. If you want to be happy forever learn to fish" - esoxmn's signature on MH board
Steve Jonesi"Prides of Muskies"-Ron Lindner
mikie"Sometimes, the best thing you can do with a computer is turn it off and go fishing" Bill Husted
Slamr"Dude can you grab me that gum off the floor?" Tomyv
mikieW.C. Fields: "Don't drink the water, fish f### in it!"
Ranger"I GOT ONE! A BIG ONE! GET THE NET! Wait, it's a rock." Tomcat
Ranger"Shhhhh....I got a bite." Phishkiller is the spokesperson, crosseyed, not long after hanging out at the Cass Lake cabin shared by PappaJoe, Ranger, FishOn, EssoxMainiac and Fishin Fool.
Worm Drowner"For once in my life I would like a break which is not my neck" - The Gingerman by J.P. Donleavy
Worm Drowner"I'm very well acquainted with the seven deadly sins. I keep a busy schedule trying to fit them in." - Mr. Bad Example by Warren Zevon
pete_k"How long before that 25 bucks is in a tree or stuck on the bottom ?" My wife at the Musky show.
archerynut36always remener this one thing (well maybe two) HOOK'EM HARD & LET'EM GO & LET'EM GROW and they will be there for me to catch. and i need the
ChadG"Oh my God" Lone Stone......"theres one" me, it reminds him that he should be setting the hook. He forgets.
tuffy1"I don't think stumpy is worth a #*#* right now either".....Kly and Tuffy1 talking about the spots to hit for the WMT. (The winning fish was caught in this spot LOL)
sworrallNo, it's not dark yet, this is the Witchin' hour! Talking to tired clients on Pelican at dusk
onelastcastI would rather fish for muskie than fish for muskie..........OOPS!! I mean the other way around!!
mikieThe Damn thing is, I can't remember the girls that Broke my heart...But I remember every fish that Broke my line. Anon.
JomuskyI relish all the wonderful people I meet in this pursuit and of these the priceless friendships acquired.
JomuskyI live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here.
sworrallMuskies are nasty. They stink. They taste bad. They are hard to catch and will disappoint even the most devoted angler. The lures required cost more than some women's jewelry. The rods and reels require a remortgage of the house. The boat is always worth more than the tow vehicle. Sure beats the hell out of golf.
big gunKeep your wits about you men! big gun
Don In Denver"If this sh*t was easy, frickin' girl scouts would do it."
Slamr"fish up?" - Slamr "no, just building up the mojo" - Tomyv
tomyvHoly F'in S%^t.....Big Fish
tomyvDude, can you hand me my Frank rod? (me to slamr after I claimed all his gear)
tomyv"I need a moment" me, after moving shamu on eagle
blackdogWhen I die, I hope its while I'm fishing for muskies, 'cause I'll already be in heaven.
Rick Hesshows that working for ya'
Rick Hesswe can get alot drunker than this
muskiemachineryIt doesn't matter how good you think you are, or even how good your friends tell you you are, if the Muskies aren't moving, your ####ed. ----Experienced Muskie Angler
mikiefrom Beaver: "Yup, we're a pompous bunch. Yet I've never seen a site where guys open up their wallets and boats to help guys out who they've never even met. "
Slamrthere are times i am ebarassed to admit i even know who u r. this is one of those times. - Luke Chinewalker
mikiefrom Jonesi: !"Motor?We don't need no stinking motor!" Steve
lambeauthey're Nut to Butt !!!
lambeauStupid Fish!
Steve JonesiDude, they'll bite on that.
muskiemookTHAT LADY HAS NO ARMS!!! - Briguy
Snowcrest 6"Man, I think I just pi$$ed myself"! - my dad after his first boatside musky
Phish KillerYou're gay spaceman!!!!!
Steve Jonesi"I'd like to ride a moose."--Musky Tom at Aces before the tourney
ChartertalkYou want scenery go up north, You want to catch muskies come to Lake St. Clair !!
Muskie TreatsGet off my spot you spot stealers!!!! Duck
Muskie TreatsFrom across the lake: "Hey Duck, we just violated your Pooping Spot!!!!"
dogboyBud light and slimy handshakes, ain't nothin better
thedude"Dude I gotta fish, my pants are at my @#$%in ankles...but I gotta fish" Jonesi doing the naked monkey @ 1am.
GOTAFISH90% of the fish are in 10% of the water
esox23What if the Hokey Pokey isn't what it's all about???
esox23How's the world treating you? Like a Baby treats a diaper!!!
big gunRan out of realstate! referring to a musky that follows but turns away at boatside. Big Gun
EyesoreDo it today. Tomorrow there may be a law against it.
MuskiefoolI say fish first talk about it in the winter
woody"Sh#t, muskie." Cast again.
big gunHand to hand combat, catching a fish a boatside!
theedz155"Something you get for free is way better than something you have to pay for." Slamr 2005
7Islands"I ask you once again sir,please have your son stop throwing tater tots at me while im driving the boat"
muskyone"The best day to go fishing is any day that ends with a Y." My cousins son George when only 8 years old.
muskyone"If we had some Bacon we could have Bacon and Eggs if we only had some Eggs"......Pogo
larshIt is better to be out fishing and thinking about God than in church thinking about fishing.
CPRMASAPif there is one thing you know... it's you never know
Mr.PikeOh....My......God..................That sl*t was huge
Reef HawgGood release.......lets go get a taco.
River RatPlay it HELL,Dip IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tomcatShane says: "My grandpa would be jizzin' if he know i was throwing this bait for muskies"...tomcat's reply, "dude, i'm sure he probably knows, i'm sure he's watching over us right now."...Shane's reply, "dude, that's cool, i apprecaite it, but my grandpa i still alive!" ha ha ha ha by all.
Jaime Friedman2005 Spring Muskies Inc Chapter Challege 2nd Place Winner Is Jaime Friedman. Check Out My Pictures.
Louis FriedmanLou Friedman Winner Of 2005 Spring Muskies Inc Chapter Challege Raffle and Father Of Jaime Friedman 2nd Place Winner. I Won A Wonderful Prize. Check Out My Pictures To See It!!!!!!
ESOX Maniac"integrity is like virginity, either you have it or you don't" Henry T. Warner
ESOX Maniac"I could not attract flies if I was dipped in cow poop!" ToddM
jonnysledshe's so out of touch she don't know if it's tuesday or february
Hunter4Don't get into a pissing match with a skunk you'll lose everytime.
kosh"Hey greenie is the custard king popping a fat one on the brosia !!!!!! "
FishingFoolIf you fish where you always fish,you will catch what you always catch.Dick Pearson
ESOX Maniac"as busy as a set of jumper cables at a West Virginia family reunion"! Mikie
dogboyAre you down with the Hooey Braw? PotcheeNunk style he says.
dogboy"make another offering"YON says, I need to catch a fish. Another St.Croix, Yetti!
Big PercMuskies...everything else is just bait
2RodknockerSouthern Illinois is God's country, Minnesota is where God goes on vactation.
tomyv"Just get the f'in net!"
CAmuskymanThe more people I meet, the more I like dogs
mikieSTOP...must ...stop...buying....baits... sorenson
sworrallI have no idea what makes me do this. it's the damnable fish, that's what it is
birdsnestDont just talk get off the barstool and go fishing
tomyvThis music makes me want to run out and breed the biggest cow I can find.......MOOOOOOOOOO
tomyvI have a lighter, and it's a pig
Raider150Hey we forgot the net "we don't need no stinking net"
Clark A"Walleyes were meant to die in my livewell!" - Steve Worrall (circa 1979?? Theil's Lakeview Inn-Pelican Lake, WI)
Got Esox?The best time to fish is whenever you can be on the water.
2RodknockerLlungen tails are like crack for crack addicts - Chad Cain
MuskieMike"This sure Doesn't Suck!!" Jeremy trolling Shabbona with a cold beer in his hand
muskynateMuskie,Muskie moster or mystery
kevin cochran"It's something they haven't seen before." -Hulbert trying to be nice about my lure selection.
Slamrif i were asked to justify the decisions i make in how i do my job on a daily basis i would simply laugh and say, "because i know what i'm doing and you don't." - Michael "Lambeau" Winther
mikie"Mikie, you treated that fish like a king - Rodney King!" - Raze 1 after I dropped the fish in the boat.
MuskieMike"The Bloody shaker"
sworrallKnowing what you think is alot more important than thinking what you know
esox50esox50: "Why do you think fish hang there?" thad: "because the fish think it's neat-o"
esox50"What the f--- was that?" My friend after seeing his first follow.
esox50"Using everything from topwater to surface baits" Gregg Thomas in the 2nd Badfish
esox50Girlfriend: "Whatcha doin?" Me: "Out...Fishing." Click.
justlucky"How did you not break the rubberband on the sucker rig and catch that fish!" Big Gun
MuskyHopefulGettin' old's not for sissies.
Snowcrest 6Well, I'd rather be fishing. ~~ Jimmy Glass, d. June 12, 1987. ~~ Executed in electric chair, Louisiana.
Snowcrest 6Trust everybody ... then cut the cards.
Snowcrest 6When eating an elephant, take one bite at a time.
Snowcrest 6Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.
Snowcrest 6Catch and Release fishing is a lot like golf. You don't have to eat the ball to have a good time.
d2bucktail"Where are all they...." (after hrs and hrs of unsuccessful casting)
d2bucktail"You can make a beer last a loooonnnnng time" (My dad's early attempt at suggesting that I don't drink too much)
Muskie Treats"Get off my spot you spot stealers!!!!!" - Derek "Duck" Johnson
Muskie Treats"Hey Duck, I gave away your pooping spot!!!" -Me
MuskyHopefulThat's better than a sharp stick in the eye.
MuskyHopefulLike sh#t through a goose.
MuskyHopefulLook at those teeth, he could eat corn through a tennis racket.
Big PercLet's get physical
Big PercHow the f@<k do you catch a snake
Big PercYou's crazy...freaking big baits anyways...what a waste of money
ESOX Maniac"It's kind of like my view on religion, it's your right to believe what you want to believe and I also believe it's eveyone's inalienable right to be stupid! So let's just go fishin! " EM
muskynateshut up and fish
justluckylet the slumpasauraus be gone in 2006!!!
muskynatecheck out my album
KidDerringerGuess I'm not young enough to know it all.
KidDerringerWell, it sure is pretty.
Beaver"Don't worry, it's just light rain and will blow right over."
Beaver"You have to what? We just got out here!"
Beaver"If that little dog doesn't shut up, I'm going to go over ther and teach it the meaning of "QUIET!"
Beaver"How the hell could a fish that big miss a lure that small."
Beaver"Steve, what did you bring for pain medication today?"
KidDerringerDon't buy drugs or booze. Become a rock star, then people will give you this stuff for FREE!!
PikopathFish is fish, and meat are food
captnkeno"It's All About The Teeth!"
Snowcrest 6Rules of Manhood #1: Any guy who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
Snowcrest 6Rules of Manhood #2: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
Snowcrest 6Rules of Manhood #3: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
Snowcrest 6Rules of Manhood #4: The girl who answers the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.
Snowcrest 6Rules of Manhood #5: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated asspies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
Snowcrest 6Rules of Manhood #6: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
Snowcrest 6Rules of Manhood #7: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
Snowcrest 6Rules of Manhood #8: Any complaining about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However, complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
Snowcrest 6Rules of Manhood #9: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel ... and it's free.
Snowcrest 6Rules of Manhood #10: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
SlamrHoly crap, look at the time. I'm missing Oprah. - Scott "Theedz" Thiede
stephendawg"Kinda makes my 2lb. crappie look small..."
Jack PineGrowing old is mandatory, Growing up is optional.
Jack PineRule of holes: if you find yourself in one quit digging!
Jack Pine" Kiss me where it stinks Stanley." Uh OK we'll go to Mosinee
Jack PineNot to know is bad, not to wish to know is worse.
Beaver"If I didn't like you, you'd be swimming right now. Just ask my ex-wife."
Beaver"NO REDD! NOOOO!!!!" as Beav spies his 6 month old lab using his rear deck for a feces facility.
Beaver"I'm getting too old for this $hit. I gotta start trolling."
BeaverA man's just got to know his limitations.
BeaverWhile watching some boat ramp antics, "Yeah Pa, don't them three just make a pair.
BeaverRemember, East is always on your right.
BeaverFrom my daughter, "Oh no, I agree with my dad. It's a sure sign of the apocolypse."
BeaverWill you guys quit rockin' the trailer so I can get some sleep!
sorensonFor every winner there are dozens of losers...odds are, you're one of them
Big PercDon't act like you're not impressed
GManThis would be a good time...we got an audience.
ESOXERYour incompetence is only exceeded by your inability to do your job!
MuskieMike"Can't drink all day long, if ya don't start in the morning" anonymous
ESOX ManiacHey, I didn't land a fish at the outing, but it's like we say back home: "You don't always get laid at family reunions, but you still go!" --Mikie
Slamr"i'm driving, he's setting lines....what exactly IS your job?"
c44hmuskyIts all fun and games 'till someone gets an eye poked with a 4/0 hook, then its just one-eyed fun and games.
Slamr"You must stop antagonizing the mentally makes them WORSE, not better." -- Mike Winther
TigerI didn't do it
pete_kIt's just another fish
JomuskyA musky smelling high five and a swig of Jack is better then "a bud light and a slimy handshake", Dogboy.
mikieIf it has tires or "ta ta's", eventually you're going to have trouble with it.
Kuhly"Just look for the only guy in the parking lot with a cigar in his left hand a beer in his right hand" Uncle spanky picking me up from middle school
SlamrWe can just skip breakfast. I will be fishing earlier than you have ever seen.... Steve Worrall - 2006
sworrallI will actually get up before breakfast. Slamr will see. I will be fishing earlier than he has ever seen. Which, I might add, is not all that early.
SlamrAnything before the crack of noon will be a surprise.
ESfishOXMike's Extreme Guide Service -- The Best Koepp't Secret
Raider150The fishing was great but the catching sucked
Muskie TreatsThat's ok, you can swear up north. (That from an 8 year old when Blowfish swore in front of him at the pizza joint)
Muskie TreatsWhat happens at the muskie tournament stays at the muskie tournament. (This from a 10 year old when we were telling him not to tell his mother he was up late)
SlamrI'll also need to be ready to fish with Slamr the following couple days, because he says if I don't dress warm enough, he'll let me freeze to death. - MuskyHopeful
SlamrI might get one of those furry Russian hats. Anyone ever strap a live dog to their head? I think our Westy would make a good hat, as he's quite warm. It's hard to make him sit still though, and he barks a lot. - MuskyHopeful
missourimuskyhuntermissouri??? they have muskies!!???
esoxman50If you aint where your at your nowhere, go fish
esoxman50drive like hell, you'll get there
Bayboo_baits'' I like this place''
Muskie TreatsAfter a day where I had a dead battery, had my trolling motor go out 2x, took out my lower unit I caught a nice pike. PK says "at least she has nice shoulders" I respond "that's like saying that fat chick has nice boobs (but I didn't say boobs)"
GManLet's keep fishing. I don't think the heavy stuff will come down for a while, yet, your Eminence.
Figure EightIf your not throwing a bait the size of a volks wagon u ain't musky fishing!!!!!
VMS"Sounds like you are having an orgasm back there with that fish following your bait"
LolleittaBoulder Junction; Heaven on water!
tuffy1If at first you don't succeed, deny you ever tried.
Big PercAhhh gas...a man's smell...
woody"Why don't you yell some more? That would be fun." Dr. John Schneider to Mesikomer
blackducksh** that litte bastard stole my 30.00 lure
Zman"I think I'm addicted now!" My 15 year-old sister Amy after losing a really nice muskie that would have been her second ever.
H2OI really don't consider Shawano Lake to be a weedy lake - Greenduck
H2OIf you're going to dumb, you better be tough
H2OI wish the Sun would explode.
H2OMusky fishing would actually be fun if you caught one once in a while
H2OIt only takes one cast
H2OMy brain is melting
H2OAny more of this and Im going to wrap the anchor rope around my neck, jump off the boat, and end it right here.
H2ODo you have any food along? - Greenduck after 15 minutes of fishing
H2OA good fisherman always knows when to quit.
c44hmusky"That rods broken, it has a hole in it... actually alot of holes in it" -nwild
Raider150"If you used up all of your sick days call in dead"
esoxhunter951"GET THE NET!! ITS NO BLUEGILL!!" said by my dad(right before we found out it was a huge pile of weeds)
missourimuskyhunterYes,the kids have a college fund.Its in the plano boxes at the bottom of the boat.
missourimuskyhunterThere talkin severe storms tomorrow,better make sure the boat is ready to go!!!
missourimuskyhunterCustom musky boat..$35,000. Best baits in the world...$4800.Knowing that your not going to catch a musky...PRICELESS!!
Raider150you are one cast away from the next world record
First Legal HntrDad Let's try that spot over there.
fatfingers"Give those #*^@ pliers. You're gonna put one of his eyes out." -Fatfingers to his lifelong fishing partner, whose hands still shake uncontrollably with excitement whenever he boats one even after 15 years of musky fishing.
sworrallMuskies love winter up here. They don't miss us a bit.
sworrallWe will know what a Muskie is thinking when one gets around to telling us
sworrallI understand Hopeful's change of addiction from Golf to Muskie fishing. Muskie angling doesn't require as much pointless exercise.
Smokin JoeFishing is like sex, Its not how deep you fish, its how you wiggle your worm....
ESOX ManiacCornbread Guide Service - "We comb the shorelines, not our hair!" mikie
WATERDEMONHow bout we leave when we see lightning acually hit something???
WATERDEMONDUDE, you need a tic tac.....with batteries!!!
WATERDEMONSo how many of these things have you acually caught? (buddy from Florida)
ESOX Maniac"Don't try to run, you'll just die tired" NC State Trooper
jdsplasherI Don't care how many I catch, I just want to see them. There is always the ZOO!!!
esoxnutSometimes I wish my wife would want try Musky fishing, but most of the time I'm glad she doesnt
ESfishOXCatch and release works for everyone, killing one works for only one.............Mike Koepp
agrimmFrom JonnySled as we are fishing a prime spot "that's how they paint it in the pictures".
n.j.muskyMy wife just bought me a New Boat and Motor for fathers Day, I think she's cheating on me.
Raider150"God made man first so as to give him time to thinkof an answer to her first question"
ESOX Maniac"So it's certainly ugly, but not deadly. Just like Todd Minor." - Muskypuke
sworrallCast over by that rock, there's always a fish by that rock...
sworrallI tell Sue, Man, this 1890 is FAST! "Your comb over is stickin' straight up in the air, Sven" Sue answers...
sworrallMuskie Fishing is like panning for gold in New York. Hell of a surprise when it shows some color.
muskynightmareMusky Fishing. You cannot do this in France!
muskynightmareI got a boat for my wife, AWESOME TRADE!!!!
muskyhunter9909All fishermen are born honest.... but they get over it
esoxaddict"I like boobies" - angler who probably wishes to remain unamed
TTurn"Don't panic" Donnie Hunts instant reply in the parking lot when my father and I tell him we haven't fished at Andy Meyers before.
rpieskePolitics: from the Greek word "poly" meaning many and the word "tics" meaning blood sucking parasites.
C_NelsonMy biggest worry is that my wife (when I'm dead) will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it.
Pointerpride102"****, put a 70 inch limit on it....(pointing) He's the only guy that will catch a keeper!" -Norm
Pointerpride102"I've been trying to keep this catch on the down low" -guy at the bar in PI after passing around near poster size pictures of the fish we are keeping on the down low!
CowboyhannahQuit over thinking it and just cast!
sorenson"8 x 4 is 24" - gal tending bar at Skyview
muskynightmare"Never, EVER, take a knee in the Pursuit that is your life! You only get one shot at anything, and Fair Catches are for those who choose not to Stand and Deliver, So do not pi$$ it all away! GO HARD, or stay home!"
Tackle IndustriesThe guy who said "This is a good day to die" was not a muskie fisherman!
muskynightmare"Those who believe in Global Warming have no idea where Wisconsin is."
MuskyTaleMike"Wilson has an admirer." (Wilson - suckers name) 45" fatty sizing up a meal. Mike to Gary.
MuskyTaleMikeSilence - after setting the hooks into Wilson's admirer and only retrieving an empty quick-strike rig. Gary to Mike.
Tackle IndustriesWhy does my tackle box looks like a stripper and a possessed clown joined forces and made all the decisions.
missourimuskyhunterThe Chicago swap meet is like the Superbowl of all Garage Sales.
muskellunged"The day you become selfish in your fishing is the day you stop your fishing growth."- Buck Perry
musky_hunter_tonyMoose-ca-ratty you are a friend of mine :-)
musky_hunter_tony"a bad day fishing , beats a good day at work"
Reelwise"your job tomorrow... is to get bitten by a musky" Sean Landsman aka esox50
Reelwise"are you out of youre f'n mind?" Spencer Landsman
FishingFoolYour not fishing close enough to structure if you don't get snagged once in a while
musky12Your crazy man! Why are you buying so freakin big of baits? There's no sharks around here!
mikieI'm not against golf, as I suspect it keeps a great quantity of the unworthy from discovering fishing!
castnfooljust pick a bait and throw the #*^@ thing
GManOver heard from HH "I've got $250 rain gear. I don't care if it starts raining!"
CM_IA"Dad watch your rod" (hung up) "Dad your-" SNAP!
CM_IAHe just said f*** 3 times in a 5 word sentence ... 3 different ways
JKahler"Muskies are like women, sometimes they don't like anything." -my boat partner last night.
CM_IA"I got it, I got it" me with my first musky, my dad "is it still on?" me- "its still thrashin and I'm still pullin"
sorensonJustin (gordo2000) to Rich (Rich W), "I know we just met each other this morning, but it looks like we're sleeping together. What side do you want"?
sorensonBaldy, lambeau, sorno, "HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA"
fish hawkIf you always do what you always did, you will always get what you always got.
Grass"You never know when Mr Musky is going to make your day!"
mikie"Something to think about: If you fish the wrong bait long and hard enough, it will sooner or later become the right bait." -- John Gierach
Beaver"Easy big fella. Don't buy her a drink. There's a hook in there somewhere."
BeaverDon't tell anybody where you caught that fish, or pretty soon there will be people fishing all over the place.
mikie"Now, we're on the Gravy Wagon with Biscuit wheels!" - scott fletcher
lehighmuskiestry running a marithon than holding your head under water see how good you can breath
Muskie TreatsI didn't even have the chance to pull it away from that one!!!
esoxaddict"A sucker has a brain the size of a match head, and even THEY know when their --- is in big trouble" Steve Worrall
Raider150You know muskies don't read books
Muskiecut"Im never drinking again" -countless liars across the world
kapwhat would libby do?
Lightning"Stop worrying about fishing and just get out there!"
suicknutIf your boat aint bouncin off the rocks once in a while then your not gettin fish (Guide on Vermilion)
esoxaddictAlso I challenge you to block my ISP. I will have your site destroyed.
Muskie Treats"lets flap our wings and flop around and see what happens" RK
Muskie Treats"the problem is that there's too many big fish" -Roger Geshal, Dark House Federation
bridgemanDrive it like you own it. Even if you don't have the rod holders paid for yet.
WI SkisYou cant drink all day if you dont start in the morning!
Manta18"This is where evil lurks" - Dick Pearson
Don Pfeifferby a customer..All bullshi---- are fishermen or is it fishermen become bullshi----
jay lip ripper"F'in FISH" who hasnt said that once or hunderd times!!!
Muskiecut"Son, you could aggrevate the b*lls off a brass monkey"
Manta18"If we try that spot over there, we will catch fish. Your spots are stupid!!" - my 7 year old son
ESOXERDaffynition of Retirement, "Everyday's a Saturday"
The Dogger"Lets take them home and release 'em in Lake Crisco"
The Dogger"No matter how wet you get, you will always dry off."
The Dogger"After I catch one of these so called muskies, I'm going to head out and bag me a Unicorn"
KidDerringerKidD. "I hate buggers" BJ.."Me Too"
KidDerringerHey...rub some of this crap on it.
KidDerringerWow...she looks just like Babe Winkelmen...holy ^$@#^!!!
Steve Van LieshoutIn muskie fishing, the only rules are there are no rules, and the best time to go is when you can!
sodaksker"I'm taking my clothes off"....from a spectator in a nearby boat watching me catch a 40"er in my breifs on a hot WI spring day.
MuskyFixSet sail at sea for a golden treasure and the chase becomes the master.
bridgemanYou can't fix stupid
tfootstalkerI want safe driving and two koknokers for 7 bucks. (kap the ride home from the MN swap)
tfootstalkerkoknokers or bloody lips, take your pick! (Kap)
sworrall'We'll come up over Memorial Day and fish. Then we'll not catch anything, and end up fishing for bass or something.' Slamr on the phone today.
WI Skis"You can sleep when you are dead, lets go fishing!"
bulldawg101"A gamefish is to valuable to be only caught once" - Lee Wulff
bulldawg101"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift that is why they call it the present" -Po
bulldawg101"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits" -Albert Einstein
bulldawg101"When I'm on da wata I don't waste time I fish good spots and place my cast on target and always use da best bait possible" -Al Lindner
bulldawg101"As no man is born an artist, so no man is born an angler" -Izaak Walton
WI Skis"I think you guys would rather see your kid burn before you would let a muskie die! DNR warden Lake Vermillion
WI Skis" I think I have this girl lured, now all I have to do is reel her in and put her on the bump board" The Nightmare
wvhillbillyjlm"Nice one, dude!!",from a guy standing at a distance that thought my lure was a fish I just caught.
Maverick"If that muskie is 59 inches, my d*** is 14!!"
Dirt EsoxAfter being asked why he smokes so much, the Marshall replies "Well.....I'm a smoker."
ESOX ManiacIf you're not getting older, you're dead! - Tom Petty
esoxaddict"No offense to tunnel visioned musky weenies," [...] - Doug J
Muskie4LifeAt Gander Mountain buying a lure. Wife- what lure do you catch most your fish on? Me- fire tiger depth raider. Wife- Why the hell would you buy this lure??? Me- uuuuhhhhhhh
jakejusaIt was a case of drive-by finning!
bridgeman(My Dad) So you actually spend all that money just to release them ? (Me ) Yep my $20 dollar license my decisions Dad
LightningOffer to take your wife fishing! If she goes or tells you to go ahead without her she a keeper? If she says no and doesn't want you to go throw her back and let someone else catch her!
KidDerringerJust when you think you have hit rock bottom, some butt head throws you a shovel.
fishingprovyNo matter hard you try, you can't fix STUPID!!!!
FlyFish4EsoxThe man who coined the phrase "money can't buy happiness" never bought himself a fishing rod.
FlyFish4EsoxI believe that the solution to any problem - work, love, money, whatever - is to go fishing, and the worse the problem, the longer the trip should be. - John Gierach
tuffybonessticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
jakejusa"You only need two" Paul Marquardt when discussing trolling giant lures. This from a guy who owns over 600 baits!
ToothyCritterThe best way to a fisherman's heart is through his fly
adudeuknowNever argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
jakejusa" You just have to walk away from Stupid" advise from a druken client
Muskie03"If it eats I can catch it, If it bleeds I can kill it."- me
Muskie03"Fish! Fish! Fish! Dude get YOUR lure outta my way!!!!"
Jomusky"and the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad, so I had one more......for desert", Johnny Cash
Clark A"Walleyes were designed to die in my live well!" circa 1978 Mr. Steve Worrall
MuskieMike"Comin' to F%$&* you up"
MuskieMike" Hey Herbie, are the fish still eatin' blades? F$%^ Yeah they are!!!!"
MuskieMike"It looks Mechanincal"
Stan Durst 1I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my Grandfather. NOT screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Stan Durst 1Dolhins are so smart that with a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish..
JohnnieFishing is so bad....even the liars aren't catchng any!!
Johnnie"There's a fish fighting with my bait" My wife's first strike on a surface bait.
esoxaddictWhat the F%&$?! Holy %^$*!! Son of a *$*%!! - Samantha, after hooking her first muskie
sker_fishrMatt - "I got one. FECK! The #*^@ thing straightened my spinnerbait" Brian- "Wait, wait, what do you mean it straightened it?" Matt- "It looks like a #*^@ inline spinner" Brian- "Sucks to be you" My buddy and myself fishing for northern in western Nebraska
esoxaddictT.R.: "Man, throw that wingie! Windle? Doodle? Whaddya call that thing?" ME: "Weagle." T.R.: "Weagle? Who names a bait Weagle?"
Rudedog"In a few hours this place will be crawling with humans" Larry Dahlberg-Hunt For Big Fish
Big Perc"you've just been wooki'd"...Perc
Big Perc"got her on the figure 4"
sworrallTough crowd, muskie fishermen. Especially late at night. Seems that a toddy or two detaches reason from the average angler.
sKunKtif you're not getting wet you're not doing it right
sworrall'I don't own one, and Never have actually seen one and have no idea what the thing even looks like, but here's MY advice on buying one....' Only on a Muskie board...
sworrall'I find it awkward trying to undo my belt buckle and pull my pants down inside my rain suit.' Why man invented zippers in pants.
5th lake Brad"Is that a log or a rock???...Holy S!!t that's a fish" . Me to Tom after seeing the biggest fish Iv'e ever seen, in my 2nd hour ever on Vermilion.
MuskieMikeWhat the **** kinda bait is that. Dude it's a wabull. You used to own the company.
derekrustyFishing is alot like sex, when it's good, it's really good, and when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
mtcook16"Why is it hailing a third time today? Wasn't twice enough?
esoxaddictME: "That ain't good" (after setting the hook and having a double 10 embed itself in my arm) SAMANTHA: "Ahh, you're alright. I'll look at it later. *cast*
joemsanderson"Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you will pee off his wife for a lifetime"
FAT-SKIGod grant me the serenity to accept the size of the fish I catch, the courage to not lie about it and the wisdom to know that no one would believe me anyway.
misterperchThe only net in my boat is a Muskie cradle because Muskie need to be released alive and all the other fish are small enough to grab with your hand or use as bait ;)
DMcMuskyThe difference between a good and a great muskie fisherman, is the water they fish and the dumb luck of the day.....a wise, intoxicated old man
T-Bone"My frick'in IQ went up 60 points when I got rid of that guy"Justin Mullins in a conversation with me @ the Milwaukee show about a former employee
T-Bone"Didn't you want to catch that one" Me to a client after he pulled his Psycho Sister away from a 50"er
seoul" Nothings biting.... well... time try the fried chicken from last night"
esoxaddictScotty - What the F---, Lietz, you're better than that!!" Me - Not today, I'm not. I think I'm gettin' senile!
esoxaddict45 isn't big enough!! - Samantha
VMSI'm shaking my Weagle....
sworrallYou can tune a piano. You cannot tunafish.
sworrall'I don't like Muskie fishing all the time. I like to catch fish" My very smart grandson.
sworrall 'Someone has been drinking and it isn't BenR'. Homer, aka Ben after an exchange over the ridiculous calls by a replacement ref. Recycle Bin. Miscreants...
sworrall'What's the best reel for throwing big lures?' Dammit, go buy whatever you think is the best so you can compalin about it later in ANOTHER post with that title.
ESOX Maniac"7th grade was the hardest 4 years of my life". ToddM -MF thread.
Turkeyt"It's pretty bad when the only reason they take me is to net their fish. Huh!!"
Turkeyt"Hey let me get that lure out of that tree for you, i have had alot of practice".
CodyIf he was in that big of hurry, he would be in front of you.
Mike MI don't care who you are That's Funny
Turkeyt"I have never done any good in this section" Five minutes later "Oh there is one coming right there"
Turkeyt"I have never caught a fish on that bait so you can have it"
Turkeyt"I may give you a call if no body on my fishing list can go tomorrow"
Turkeyt"How's come i can't cut that daggone braid with a knife, but i can sure cut my finger with it".
muskie nutt"Gettin any strikes???"
muskie nutt" You ain't gonna catch S*@! on that."
jchiggins"all my good baits are on the bottom of lake."- Herbie
jchiggins"all i guided last week was dog and pony shows" - Herbie
Esoxman22After 3 hours of nothing, Buddy: "hey look, a deer, the fish are going to bite"
Turkeyt"The reason he asked me to go fishing is because he's so deaf he can't here the clicker go off."
TurkeytYou don't need a boat, you need a Uhaul to get all that stuff to the lake.
Turkeyt"Huh, do i think it's going to rain, well what i do think is, i may possibly drown if we don't get out of here."
muskinjai don't trust the musky angler that need a belt and suspenders at the same time
FISHFINDER101"where you going fishing" my buddy, "same lake as always" me, "you havent caught a musky there in the last two years" my buddy, " i know that's why I'm going, I'm do for one by now, my odds go up each time on that lake" me
klcbfishing is like diarrhea.... when it hits i I GOT TO GO!!!!
ESOX Maniac"Either I can smell muskies or there really was something different about the water behind my lure. I don’t know what it was. I didn’t see a fish, just something was different." -Bill Gardner
MuskyManiac09You don't know if you don't throw.
TTailsIts a F***ing catfish!! Me after hooking a catfish on DCG 10's, 10 minutes into the Iowa tournament.
Jeff78The reason I work is to finance my fishing.
Fishen-ski's" If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, it'd be christmas every day" By Famous Politician
muskiebudThats why it is called fishing not catching
Fishen-ski's" Your'e about as usefull as a poopie flavored lollipop"
cast4muskyWe're going to need a bigger Boat'
Cody" If you don't like how I work...well quit and go elsewhere "
Turkeyt"Pick me up at seven on Tuesday and don't forget to bring your boat".
Cranker" If you don't think fishings for you, its not for you".
FISHFINDER101A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the Game Warden. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell, and hot on his heels came the Game Warden.
FISHFINDER101After about a half-mile the fella stopped and stooped over, with his hands on his thigh's to catch his breath, and the Game Warden finally caught up to him."Let's see yer fishin' license, boy," the Warden gasped.
FISHFINDER101With that, the fella pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license. "Well, son," said the Game Warden, "you must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!"
FISHFINDER101"Yes, sir," replied the young feller, "but, my friend back there - Well, he don't have one."
vegas492Should've stuck to blugill fishing.
mnmuskymuskie fishing is simple! Simply be at the right place at the right time....everything else is just fluff!
ESOX ManiacIf people could think, there would be evidence to prove it.
bassin'2004"I don't have a bucket list more like a f@# it list"
susky musky 32That bait is older than white dog S&$T!
esoxaddict"dude, can you help me lift my tackle box?"
chadw18"Well........At least we got a pike."
btaylorhooks so sharp they will make your eyes bleed
johnsonaaro2Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day, Teach a man to fish and you can sell him fishing gear for the rest of his life
johnsonaaro2Fishing may be expensive but it's #*^@ sure cheaper than a therapist!
Big PercYou hooked up dude?
rodbenderDude, You can whip a nae nae on your own #*^@ing time... get the net!
kmonacelliHows your day going? Fan@!#$ingtastic!(after a 7 fish day)
ESOX Maniac"It is also much easier to figure eight a musky fisherman into striking than it is an actual musky." ToddM circa 3/04/2016
ESOX Maniacmuskie! nut - 3/4/2016 10:22 AM I think it will be easier to explain women rather than explaining this.
mnmuskymy only form of exercise is casting...well, and sweating i guess.
esoxaddict"Let's just keep fishing until the lightning gets bad." Me: "Okay. *ZZZZT-BOOOOM!!!* That bad enough for ya?"
bigrackhunterDang ol' smooth man.
FlyFish4EsoxQuestion asked to someone tying musky flies at a fly fishing show: "Seriously, how many musky flies do you guys need? You should only need one light one, one dark one and one that looks like a clown puked."
esoxaddictFishing partner: "Dude, if you catch a fish, I'll KISS it!" ME: (setting hook) "There's one!! Pucker up M'fer!!"
FishinXtremeHard Telling, Not Knowing! Josh K
Lake Of The Woods" You can tune a piano,... but you can't tuna fish."
esox109Fu%^in Sh#$ that hail hurts like a motherf@#$er!!! Andy after the hail turned from pea sized to dime size as we tried to get to shore under a tree.
pickolish1Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day, give a fisherman a $ 1.200.00 government stimulus check and he will go to Canada and Muskie fish!
mikie"Pot will get you thru days of no muskies better than muskies will get you thru days of no pot" F. Franklin
7.62xJayWorked too much, in order to spend too much, in order to fish too much, in order to get over working too much.

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