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| Wondering where I can purchase a Sponge Bob wooden doll? I want one with a little wooden head so that when the time comes, he will become my own little boy. I want the conservative type because I want him to play the part of my son in God's and Generals. Not too short because I don't want him mixed up with Martin Sheen. He also must come with a fiddle and be wrapped in a sheet, so that when he comes with me to my own little club, he will fit in. I will throw in a lifetime NRA membership if I can find one.
FYI: my real name Gepetto!!! |
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| Not to worry Bobbie...you can have the REAL thing! I'm already wrapped in a sheet, you supply the fiddle...I can hear it now...."Sponge...I...am...your...FATHER!" Can't wait to be shipped to you, and I'm glad you came here instead of the other boards first! Now give me your address so I can mail meself to you....:O |
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| Now that Thomas has gone to that big white house in Wash DC, I've got nobody to play with. I want me one dem' wooden dolls too! We Virginians got to stick together. What do you think? Is that you with the pickup truck I see going down route 64 with them ole stars & bars flappin' in the breeze!! |
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| Afternoon Sally(Fishing Hero,B_Ugly, Handsome Musky Man)...you'll find me underneath a sycamore tree reading the latest edition of "Uncle Toms Cabin" whilst sippin on a tupperware cup of iced tea and swatting flies! now get back to the barn, as your doll should arrive on the next coach...:O |
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| how many gazella's does it take sponge? |
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