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Posted 7/30/2002 1:34 PM (#2876)
Subject: WHY????????????


Yet ANOTHER post stemming from the previous 2 posts as to WHY....
-why did the whales beach themselves....
-why did the ones that were rescued beach themselves again...
-who wrote the song containing the statement that the "the albatross + the whales they are my brothers"....
-AND WHY didn't the saviors of all mammals, PETA, rush to the scene + give their miserable, mundane, insignificant lives for the betterment of these creatures... [:0]
* Why did I forget to mention "musky" in this post?

Posted 7/30/2002 1:39 PM (#39847)
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Little River Band – Cool Change
Great song Sponge, one of my favs.

Posted 7/30/2002 2:16 PM (#39848)
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The whales are attempting quantum evolution as the first step in a massive whalitarian project to save the humans. They can see that we're rapidly destabilizing the very environment in which we exist. They are especially concerned with the impact of geometric overpopulation and global warming. They think we may have only a couple generations left before it's too late.

A whale called me last night, that's how I know so much about what's going on.

Posted 7/30/2002 2:29 PM (#39849)
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Just leave them alone!! They finally grew little legs and are trying to start their new lives as land animals and those PETA bastards keep throwing them back into the ocean. Leave them alone so they can start their first colony.
I'm glad peta wasn't around when my ancestors sprouted legs.
Beaver

Posted 7/30/2002 2:39 PM (#39850)
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The whales were actually trying to communicate that they have learned from the human race how to totally undo the natural balance of things, go whacko, and commit suicide without reason. If they had fingers, there would have been a drive by shooting at the porpoise community center instead. Or maybe a war with the Killer Whales.

The PETA folks were all mesmerized by the rise and fall and rise again of the stock market, in which they have life savings invested in Hormell, Oscar Meyer, and medical research companies, so they didn't notice the whale's plight.

Muskies are not like this at all. They are mean, mindless fish, not mammals with sensitivities to upset, provoke, or display. Maybe mindlessness is not such a bad thing.....[:knockout:]

Posted 7/30/2002 4:20 PM (#39851)
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The whales are attempting to be like northern snakeheads...walk on their fins to other bodies of water. Soon you will be using a creeper and have a hhhhhuuuge explosion at the surface, and be in for a great fight.

Posted 7/30/2002 5:47 PM (#39852)
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I feel better now! You'd think w/ the fact that they are "Pilot" whales that they would find a new pilot...Ranger is right; got home last + had a message on the answering machine...it was a sad heart rending voice...must have been a BLUE whale![:blackeye:]

Posted 7/30/2002 5:52 PM (#39853)
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Can we please stop this before we get to the sperm whales[:bigsmile:]

Posted 7/30/2002 8:15 PM (#39854)
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The whales in their own way of communicating had heard that Sponge Bob had left a leader on the beach. They were looking for it!
Isn't it wonderful that if you watch this website long enough that eventually you will learn about everything and anything in the universe!LOL!![:bigsmile:]

Posted 7/30/2002 10:29 PM (#39855)
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Beleive it or not, there is eveidence that schooling great white sharks beach those whales. I have seen footage of it with pilot whales and dolphins.

Posted 7/30/2002 11:28 PM (#39856)
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Not to start an argument here.... I heard the whales feed in shallow water,one gets stuck, and sends out distress signals,the rest of the pod goes to help and they get beached. Paul

Posted 7/31/2002 4:54 AM (#39857)
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Of all tghe peeps to make a serious post, Todd + Paul take the CAKE! That area of coast has a some bends in it w/ a shallow sand shoal that probably threw them off...thanks to the both of you 2 JR. scientists...an Erector Set is headed your way!
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