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| Folks what better time to unveil my revolutionary new bait than now, 7-22-01 8:20.43a.m. E.S.T. that will literally propel musky fishing into a more certain future!! Prepare to blast off into futuristic angling pleasures that few if any have experienced! Step from the Stone Age into modern technology w/ the push of a button. Tired of coming home fishless after hours of fruitless casting.....tired of trips to the emergency room having 6-9 hooks removed from your face, neck, forehead, arms, legs, upper + lower torso areas? Only have 10 minutes to fish on any given weekday? Tired of spending thousands of dollars on bulky equipment + tackle? If so, your time has come my friend!!
After many years of experimentation I have developed a combo that will cut your hrs. on the water + increase productivity to 100 per cent!....quit rubbing your eyes; that's right- 100 per cent!! The name of this space age rig is "THE MUSKY MISSILE SYSTEM" The rig consists of 3 baits, a launcher, internal guiding system + a Zebco Beam Reel. A wide variety of settings allows the bait to be launched to any area chosen w/in 100 meters. Once the bait makes contact w/ water it immediately begins to seek the largest musky in that area ignoring all other species. Once found, the bait attaches itself to the mouth of the fish. The fish can then be brought in by remote or w/ a manual attachment! No more floaters as ALL fish are released unharmed + best of all they can't remember a thing!! You can catch them over + over again! All components are child proof + non toxic. Can be used from the bank or boat!
I plan to unveil this work of art sometime in the near future + am now searching for a suitable site. Depending on the # of orders I get determines the price of this miracle musky system! Think about it folks.... a fish finder that REALLY works! I chose this time to also reveal the fact that I am a border-line genius due to the fact that some have questioned my ability to function on even a minimum level of intelligence in our society! Well guess that takes care of that! I'll return w/ more info. + packaging decisions at a later date.... Have a great day![:sun:] |
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| Hey Sponge Bob[:p] Awesome!!! I'm headed for Canada on 25th. Can ya package it in a milk crate? Here's my bank acct # & pin - just take what you need[:bigsmile:] 6833 34837 6969
Never doubted your sanity for a minute!! [:blackeye:]
"It's your choice to Catch'em & Let'em Go!"
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| It sounds to good to be true.... but does it come with batteries? I can''t believe that there isn''t a setting to select a prefered size range, or one that would let us target only hybreds, or spotted, or trues!?
Sounds to me like this is product release may be just a little premature!
I''m sorry to come down on you so hard when you are trying to revolutionize muskie fishing this fine Sunday morning, but I would hate to put you under all that stress of having to deal with irate clients and having to follow through with that triple your money back garrentee! Please reconsider your actions!! |
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| This rig would not be complete without a spiffy uniform, say in white with high collars and longer sleeves.Hence the saying ,I can catch more and bigger fish with one or even two arms tied behind my back.SB come for your free fitting. While your at it bring me one of those combos too.
Paul[:p] |
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| Is it a heat seeking lure? Where exactly does it hook the fish? Is the lure pointed at both ends? Inquiring minds want to know. Do you write for the weekly world news? Have you seen a UFO or better yet been abducted by one? Does your trailer have a porch? Has jerry springer called your house? Just thought I would ask? Have a great day.[:p] |
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| Answers! OK........
-Maniac- can''t send yet but thanks fr the sanity plea!
-Steve- only 1 premature release...hence the blessed little Sponge!
-Meesh- the Hari Krishnas wear those here + the last time I saw someone w/ high white collars + long sleeves they were pulling a tranqualizer dart out of my hinquarters + shoving me on a gurney!
-Todd- the bait is 3 dimensional + can take a fish at either end![:sun:] |
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| Hey SpongeBob,Do you have a good job,as the folks a Rancomatic might like to meet you. ( lol) You always seem to be a smile to me when ever you post. Have a great day. Dennis Blume [:bigsmile:] |
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| Is there a easy payment plan?[:bigsmile:] |
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| LOL!! NO JOKE......RONCO RULER Ron Popeil himself is on T.V.now pushing his Showtime+ cooking machine.... 5 easy payments of $19.99! He's coming out w/ a truck called the "Ronco" that will cook your breakfast on the dashboard as you head out to the lake! It has storage for the "Pocket Fisherman" + an ejection seat for the wife. He has also invented the "Popeil Pocket Pool" tournament series game that includes a pliable plastic forefinger, 1 cue ball + an 8 ball for those who have a boss w/ nothing better to do than stand around w/ his hands in his pockets staring at at the back of your head(you hope). Anyway there will no payments... they will be provided as gifts for contest winners![:sun:] |
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| hey sponge, just ordered one on the home shopping network, but there selling so fast that its on back order!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Tomyv, the HSN warehouse is here in Va. about 3 miles from here. They have a main office in Florida. A guy here named Cabel Brand started all this stuff years ago... wish he'd buy me a new boat! Anyway I'll make sure they have some more but I'm even more sure their returns dept. will be working overtime![;)] |
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| I just paid three times too much for this "Missile System" on Ebay. Damn.
Jono
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| finally got my muskie missle system today! headed out on the water, can't wait! Sponge, I think you've become king, we gotta take the sponge bob inc. company public!!!!you can make a killing!!!! (I'm a stock broker). let me know if your interested. |
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| I can handle all design/manufacturing/packaging for Spongebob Lures Inc. If can Tomyv can find the funding, we’re in business. Any business lawyers and marketing people out there?
Ever notice that entrepreneur sounds like: armpit manure? |
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| Thanks tomyv; better a king than a queen anyday! Think I'll just stay stupid, it's easier that way! I do have some fish decoys I did a few years ago + some striper/bluefish baits hand designed but have not the time to do them now.... in fact I think I gave them all away too. I'll send you a dollar to invest for me![:sun:] |
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