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| Due to a quilty conscience and sleep deprivation, I feel the need to confess a couple things in hope of finding some relief, and perhaps even closure... Recently I sat down to me usual lunch of cheeps, a Velveeta sammich, and some boiled or raw peanuts...only problem was I was outta Coke Colas.  In sheer desperation for the taste of pop, I shamefully committed the ultimate sin for a southern male peep; I closed all the curtains and blinds, slipped downstairs and with full knowledge of what I was doing, snatched a 24oz. bottle of me wife's Diet Pepsi and headed back upstairs. Took me awhile before I could open it, but once I did, there was no stopping...I drank the whole flippin' thing!  Afterwards, I hid behind the sofa, but the after taste drove me to brush, gargle and rinse...but during that time the taste went from me mouth to me mind, where no amount of taste changers could reach. I keep dreaming I see Michael Jackson welcoming me w/ open arms to the Pepsi Generation, and have started moon walking in public places...I have a dread fear of me hair catching fire, and next week will be seeing a dermatologist. Having seen what Pepsi did to Mike, I hate to think of what it could do to me! To further add to me shame, I switched from Pay Days to Milky Ways, and now have a full blown addiction to Nutty Buddies. Me hope is other peeps will find the courage to speak out and seek forgiveness/closure in times of extreme weakness, and find solace in the fact that others do stupid things, and that you are not alone. I think that a trip around Robin Hood's barn will reveal the musky fishing message tucked inside... | |||
| lobi |
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Posts: 1137 Location: Holly, MI | |||
| ghoti |
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Welcome back stranger- good to hear your southern fried wisdom. Don't know if confession is good for the soul, but stay away from the youngsters til you figure out if it's a permanent illness.  | |||
| sworrall |
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Posts: 32954 Location: Rhinelander, Wisconsin | |||
| muskyboy |
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| I must confess I am addicted to Diet Pepsi, and, since I am working on a project in Atlanta at the moment, that makes finding a Diet Pepsi about as difficult as catching a musky | |||
| karol |
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| hey sponge did you drink a pop or a soda? hoosiers drink pop and new yourkers drink soda and down south it's soady pop.p.s.s don't even think of wearing A glove- they come in pairs not singles | |||
| Beaver |
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| Turkeyhunter10ga |
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| If i were in your shoes , i'd seek immediate professional psychiatric help !! No confession of any kind will help or give relief to your conscience. What were your thinking ? It's not the part about the diet pepsi that bothers me so much as the Velveeta sammich and BOILED (?) peanuts . OMG what were you thinking ? I wouldn't even attempt to call a Dr. for an appointment , i'd call an ambulance to get there quickly! But before calling the ambulance , at least get dressed up fairly nice and put on your best shoes ( even if it means removing the spikes from your golf shoes) , you may be sick , but you want to at least attempt to make a decent first impression on the Doc. and not put holes in the couch. Let us know what the results are.  | |||
| MuskieMedic |
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Posts: 2091 Location: Stevens Point, WI | |||
| VMS Steve |
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| CiscoKid |
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Posts: 1906 Location: Oconto Falls, WI | The true heart and sole posts again on this site! Great to hear from the yellow, square man again! I would follow the 31 PayDay suggestion Steve offered, but would follow it up with "Put the lime in the coke you nut" and drink a lime Coke. Before you do any of this, please go to a trinket machine, insert 50 cents, and see what kind of fortune you may get. If the egg comes out broken, you might as well just drink that diet soda with aspartime and hope the end is quick! | ||
| MuskieMedic |
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Posts: 2091 Location: Stevens Point, WI | |||
| Sponge |
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| Thanks for the help peeps...feels good to know that I'm not alone on planet STUPIDER. I somehows feel that button and shroom intake in me younger years may play a part in this in a round-a-bout way, but there is also the distinct possibility that massive ingestion of paint chips instead of potato chips as a youth could cause such action as partaking of diet Pep...who can know these things? I've tried chanting Mantas and spraying Raid over a Zippo, but it may take a Fresca enema and a Coke Cola transfusion to get me head straight again. Cut all the fingers off the gloves here at home, including the fingers off Jr. Sponge's baseball glove; hope he can still catch the ball 'til I get him a new one. May try the quarters in the trinket machine, but after that infamous night at Cave Run, I'm still leery of those things! I must not be totally "Michaelized", as passed the sale isle at Wally Weird w/ an ad "Boys Pants Half Off" and never blinked, although I did grab the mike at the stand up desk and sang a few lyrics from Billie Jean before moon walking out the door w/ me purchases. At any rate, careful searching w/in the original post will reveal many things...by studying and through word manuevering, one will find such answers to practically every post on the board...where the world record musky will be caught...the date...the bait...quick and easy answers to Capt. Worrals' master quizzes...where SLAMR will be in 4 yrs...pertinent info that will aid you in your fishing and family life...adios! | |||
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Location: Athens, Ohio | |||
| Beaver |
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| Mark H. |
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| Ah.... a smile on me face before leaving the office after a gruelling day of Boss Toss... Just finished a bottle of Coke as matter of fact... Nice way to end the work day, with a Coke and Smile... Thanks Sponger | |||
| Sponge |
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| DONG! Thanks peeps...can't believe you posted that song Shadester! NO JOKE> we got a new supervisor 2 weeks ago...I was drilling along side his desk top so he could hang clipboards. A dude was whistling that tune, and I started singing "I'd like to sniff a line of coke, and try to count to three...if they go postal here today, better you than ME!" I looked up grinning and he didn't know what to say; think it freaked him out in a beeg way. At any rate, he'll turn out OK once he settles down. Beav, you and Mark take a week or so and look for that boat...the horned toad points N> | |||
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| RAZE1 |
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Posts: 938 Location: NeverNever Lake | |||
| C.Painter |
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Posts: 1245 Location: Madtown, WI | |||
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| Mauser |
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| Pay-Days?????? I've heard that only lowly striper & bass fisherman eat those things. Heaven forbid that a TRUE musky fisherman would be caught with a Pay-Day on their boat, they would be cast out to the ranks of true men, where cast are counted in the thousands and the fish are larger than life. Get with it Ol' Man Sponge!! As my hero, I have looked up to you from afar but with this new infomation, maybe I'll have to find contentment in moving "The Dude" up in ranks to the new position of " The Master of all Knowledge" and offer him burnt incense and Snickers Bars by the dozens. Please don't do this to the peeps of this board, and come back to the fellowship of musky fisherman. With tears in my eyes, Mauser P.S. Good to see you back on the board, dude!! | |||
| Mauser |
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| Pay-Days?????? I've heard that only lowly striper & bass fisherman eat those things. Heaven forbid that a TRUE musky fisherman would be caught with a Pay-Day on their boat, they would be cast out to the ranks of true men, where cast are counted in the thousands and the fish are larger than life. Get with it Ol' Man Sponge!! As my hero, I have looked up to you from afar but with this new infomation, maybe I'll have to find contentment in moving "The Dude" up in ranks to the new position of " The Master of all Knowledge" and offer him burnt incense and Snickers Bars by the dozens. Please don't do this to the peeps of this board, and come back to the fellowship of musky fisherman. With tears in my eyes, Mauser P.S. Good to see you back on the board | |||
| muskyboy |
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| Snickers, the candy bar of true musky hunters | |||
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