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Location: Northwest Chicago Burbs | For those pesky interlopers on your spot...or the annoying pontoon boats that wont go more than 20 yards from shore. Beyond that, use your imagination.
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Location: oswego, il | I want one! Lets see how many sail boats want to run me or my #*#* over on lake Michigan now! |
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Location: varies | Looks like Devil & son peeing off the bow of the yacht |
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| I want one of these on my boat instead. Less environmental collateral damage with a smaller CO2 footprint... 
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| Come on guys, get with the modern era.
Not that I personally have anything against Pontoons if they are operated properly and safely. It's the weekend only dimbulb PWC and Ski boat operators that tick me off.
If I can't have a Bulldawg with no hooks, I'd want one of these tied in to my IPilot Link/Humminbird system via Bluetooth remote:
Edited by RandalB 9/25/2015 6:36 AM
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Location: NorthCentral WI | Haha, the Gau-8 Avenger weapon system... 3900 rounds per minute, typically fired in 1-2 second bursts, and it only takes one to kill a tank.
You may not know, but we make those cases right here in Northern Wisconsin! In addition to many other military rounds including those for Apache's LW-30, Phalanx system (M103), 25mm, a couple grenade bodies (MK-19) and a couple grenade projectiles. |
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| As much as I love fire, I'd take the Avenger any day.
"Hey! We're wake boarding here! You can go fish somewhere el-" Brrrrrrtttttttt |
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| MartinTD - 9/25/2015 7:49 AM Haha, the Gau-8 Avenger weapon system... 3900 rounds per minute, typically fired in 1-2 second bursts, and it only takes one to kill a tank. You may not know, but we make those cases right here in Northern Wisconsin! In addition to many other military rounds including those for Apache's LW-30, Phalanx system (M103), 25mm, a couple grenade bodies (MK-19) and a couple grenade projectiles. Yeah, just one 30 mm, depleted-uranium, high-explosive round can ruin your whole day... B-r-r-r-r-p! Your rude, annoying, idiot pontoon/jet ski/bas$hole/wakeboat problem is gone. 'Course, I might have to get a slightly larger boat to implement my plan. Here's some GAU-8 porn from Michigan: https://youtu.be/7BEVGh0vI4I
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Location: NorthCentral WI | We make tens of thousands per day!  http://www.nationaldefensecorp.com/amron.html |
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Location: varies | I prefer the more peaceful approach. Just make em feel like they are on fire.
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| Much more sensitive but not as Satisfying Rod.. Can you also use that to heat up the Lake in the spring I wonder?
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| these have ( JET SKI ) written all over them..i would not need the dedicated 4oz snagging hook for them anymore .. |
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Location: davis,IL | Actually I'd prefer torpedoes, the quiet surprise. That way you could have that deer in the headlights look and get away with it when they went down. |
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Location: Rhinelander, Wisconsin | Made one once out of a little electric boat motor and a tube. It looked pretty cool and ran quite a long way just at the surface. I bounced it off a couple friends boats with good results until one day she simply sank into the depths of Pelican Lake.
Dynamite fuse stuck in the end of a length of broom handle wrapped in wax paper spray painted red gets folks moving too. |
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Location: oswego, il | I like the torpedo idea, incorporate it into a payload carrier too one with a bump board you see a ski is caught, shuffle it on over. It would bruise the ego knowing you did it though and it was just a pike..... |
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Location: Metro | ToddM - 9/26/2015 3:31 AM
I like the torpedo idea, incorporate it into a payload carrier too one with a bump board you see a ski is caught, shuffle it on over. It would bruise the ego knowing you did it though and it was just a pike.....
I am doing everything in my power to not spit coffee all over my computer right now. Always looking for those bump board comments. |
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