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Location: Cave Run Lake KY. | Vince Lombardi Green Bay Game , What in hell is going on out there !!!!!! |
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Location: minneapolis | On first launch of the season a few years back I nearly sunk my boat as I forgot to put the plug in. I had to swim down 4 feet to shove the plug in before it sank, and emerged from the lake and straggled up the shore towards the boat ramp completely soaked to which a partner quoted “ Now that’s what I call a Wet T-shirt contest ! “ |
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Location: one foot over the line | I slaughtered that horse last Tuesday, i was beginnin to think it turned. |
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| 'The world is not prepared for what is down there'-Jacques Cousteau |
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Location: one foot over the line | ^^^^ i thought that was Linda Lovelace. |
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Location: Grand Forks AFB | MUSKIES SUCK!!
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Location: oswego, il | Nobody, I mean nobody puts ketchup on a hotdog.
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Location: Ashland WI | "If his knees are worn out, hire him. If his ass is worn out, fire him"
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| "I feel sorry for people who don't drink, they wake up in the morning feeling as good as they will feel all day."
"I am drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
Winston Churchill
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| Flambeauski - 6/22/2015 10:29 AM
This is a very complicated case. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. And, uh, a lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder’s head. Fortunately, I’m adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber
-The Dude The Dude Rocks The old man said take any rug in the place |
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| I love the smell of napalm (muskies) in the morning...it smells like victory! |
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Location: one foot over the line | bobbie - 6/23/2015 7:02 PM
Flambeauski - 6/22/2015 10:29 AM
This is a very complicated case. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. And, uh, a lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder’s head. Fortunately, I’m adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber
-The Dude The Dude Rocks The old man said take any rug in the place
Sometimes you eat the bar, and...,well, sometimes the bar eats you. |
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Location: one foot over the line | Nershi - 6/24/2015 5:12 PM
Mother should I trust the government?
of course mother is going to help build the wall. |
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Location: Forest Lake, Mn. | anzomcik - 6/22/2015 8:01 AM
I’d hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat.
That is only 1/2 of a very old joke. Which goes: What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? Dolly Parton with a chest cold.
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| Sometimes I wonder? "Is that frisbee getting larger"?,,and then it hits me!!!! |
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Location: Forest Lake, Mn. | The fish are either shallow, deep, or somewhere in between.
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Location: Wisconsin | The immortal words of Socrates: "I drank what?" |
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| "90% of musky fishing sucks, it's the 10% that keeps you coming back" Joe Bucher said to my buddy's 12 year old son
"Pete, Pete, Pete...what do I do, what do I do" John G
"'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that going for me, which is nice." Carl Spackler
""Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it." Al Czervik
"I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them." Judge Smails
"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges." Mexican Bandit - Blazing Saddles
"What in the Wide World of Sports is a-going on here? I hired you people to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots! " Taggart
"Excuse me while I whip this out." Sheriff Bart
"Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow you head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
Dirty Harry
“I haven’t lost my temper in 40 years; but, Pilgrim, you caused a lot of trouble this morning; might have got somebody killed; and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won’t. I won’t. The hell I won’t!” John Wayne McLintock
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| Do you get a free bowl of soup with that hat? Whoa, looks good on you though. Caddy Shack
Just a bit outside. Bob Ucher, Major League
Keep them wheels spinning and them beavers grinning. Smokey and the Bandit |
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| Prostitutes are like a box of chocolates, you pay more fore the good ones. |
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