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Message Subject: A Prayer to the Muskie Gods for the End of Winternet
sworrall
Posted 3/14/2014 12:41 PM (#699222 - in reply to #699219)
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esoxaddict - 3/14/2014 12:32 PM

Today is Pi day.[/QUOTE

Infinitely educational.
Jeff78
Posted 3/14/2014 1:04 PM (#699229 - in reply to #699222)
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Langkamp's Guide Svc
Posted 3/14/2014 1:16 PM (#699233 - in reply to #699001)
Subject: RE: A Prayer to the Muskie Gods for the End of Winternet





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Slamr - 3/13/2014 6:29 PM

Please God (jehovah, allah, buddah, muhammed, jesus, great spirit, flying spaghetti monster, etc. etc.), make it warmer. Melt the ice. Open the waters and allow the fisherman of this community to attempt to lure your bounty into eating facsimiles of your creations so that we may discuss our successes and failures.

We can discuss how to catch fish. We can discuss what to you to do it. We can talk about where to go and what to use when we get there. People can show pics of what they caught, then others can then say the fish were not that size. People can get new boats, others can say those boats are not worthy, but then will say why their boat is the place.

God (and the rest), you know you love muskie fisherman, so please make it warm again.

Then we can get back to talking about fishing that occurred in the last 50 years and stop the insanity.




Any true Christian should be appalled by the fact that you just included Jesus in a list of false deities that include "the spaghetti monster". You're walking on thin ice homie!
esoxaddict
Posted 3/14/2014 1:18 PM (#699234 - in reply to #699233)
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At least he didn't include Lois Spray in the list of false deities...
jonnysled
Posted 3/14/2014 1:24 PM (#699237 - in reply to #699234)
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Slamr
Posted 3/14/2014 1:25 PM (#699238 - in reply to #699233)
Subject: RE: A Prayer to the Muskie Gods for the End of Winternet





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Location: Northwest Chicago Burbs
Langkamp's Guide Svc - 3/14/2014 1:16 PM

Slamr - 3/13/2014 6:29 PM

Please God (jehovah, allah, buddah, muhammed, jesus, great spirit, flying spaghetti monster, etc. etc.), make it warmer. Melt the ice. Open the waters and allow the fisherman of this community to attempt to lure your bounty into eating facsimiles of your creations so that we may discuss our successes and failures.

We can discuss how to catch fish. We can discuss what to you to do it. We can talk about where to go and what to use when we get there. People can show pics of what they caught, then others can then say the fish were not that size. People can get new boats, others can say those boats are not worthy, but then will say why their boat is the place.

God (and the rest), you know you love muskie fisherman, so please make it warm again.

Then we can get back to talking about fishing that occurred in the last 50 years and stop the insanity.




Any true Christian should be appalled by the fact that you just included Jesus in a list of false deities that include "the spaghetti monster". You're walking on thin ice homie!


Hilarious.

Since I'm a Jew and you're on MY site...maybe I'm standing on the road and you're on the ice?
jonnysled
Posted 3/14/2014 1:29 PM (#699241 - in reply to #699238)
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Fall in line and be a True Christian Slamr
Langkamp's Guide Svc
Posted 3/14/2014 1:34 PM (#699243 - in reply to #699001)
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If you're a Jew, you should should probably carry a little more reverance for the God of your people (Jehovah). I don't think anyone who actually follows the religion of Judaism would put him in a list that includes the spaghetti monster.

jonnysled
Posted 3/14/2014 1:37 PM (#699245 - in reply to #699243)
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i'll assume you didn't go to College for Religious Studies ...
ToddM
Posted 3/14/2014 1:37 PM (#699247 - in reply to #699243)
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Langkamp's Guide Svc - 3/14/2014 1:34 PM

If you're a Jew, you should should probably carry a little more reverance for the God of your people (Jehovah). I don't think anyone who actually follows the religion of Judaism would put him in a list that includes the spaghetti monster.



as long as it doesn't affect Hayward Wisconsin does it matter?
Slamr
Posted 3/14/2014 1:42 PM (#699250 - in reply to #699243)
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Langkamp's Guide Svc - 3/14/2014 1:34 PM

If you're a Jew, you should should probably carry a little more reverance for the God of your people (Jehovah). I don't think anyone who actually follows the religion of Judaism would put him in a list that includes the spaghetti monster.



If you're going to stay on this site, you should probably learn either to have a sense of humor or learn to not take everything as a jab directly at you. I'm sorry if I offended you with my off-color humor, but in reality I was trying to be inclusive to EVERYONE on this site.

Now that you have basically taken a funny post and made it a serious argument (thusly missing the intent of this thread entirely), I will tell you why if I had this thread to do over again, I would actually NOT change the content of the post (though I might have made more funny comments): this site is for everyone. For Christians, Jews, Muslims, Buddhits, Agnostics and yes, even Pastafarrians. We will not tolerate negative comments towards any of these groups. Nor will we tolerate racist, sexist or comments about people's various lifestyle choices. We DO have visitors to this site that are of all these different backgrounds and they will NOT be discriminated against.

This is not, nor will it ever be a Christian Website, or a Jewish one...or a Pastafarian website. If that is not ok with you, then other choices of sites are just a click away.
jonnysled
Posted 3/14/2014 1:45 PM (#699254 - in reply to #699250)
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Location: minocqua, wi.
how bout Fibs and Polaks?
esoxaddict
Posted 3/14/2014 1:46 PM (#699255 - in reply to #699241)
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Hmmm. First name: Andrew Last name: Golden
Religious affiliation: Do 'ya need to ask?

I'm gonna miss winter. It's even better than redneck Barbie Jeep races!
VMS
Posted 3/14/2014 1:55 PM (#699261 - in reply to #699001)
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He DOES exist!!


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esoxaddict
Posted 3/14/2014 1:55 PM (#699262 - in reply to #699001)
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I know this one's going to lockdown, but it's a shame. I haven't laughed this much in quite a while. Jehovah. Priceless.

And I never even KNEW there was such a thing as Pastafarians. We always just called them "daygo's"... Wait, can I say that here??

Edited by esoxaddict 3/14/2014 1:56 PM
jonnysled
Posted 3/14/2014 1:55 PM (#699263 - in reply to #699001)
Subject: Re: A Prayer to the Muskie Gods for the End of Winternet





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come on paw … you always take away the good ones.

send him to the basement ...
sworrall
Posted 3/14/2014 1:56 PM (#699264 - in reply to #699001)
Subject: Re: A Prayer to the Muskie Gods for the End of Winternet





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Location: Rhinelander, Wisconsin
He would last 2 seconds in the Basement.
Slamr
Posted 3/14/2014 1:57 PM (#699266 - in reply to #699001)
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Seriously! First that guy was the murderer of fun by making something funny into serious...then Dad has to come in and boot the guy just when we were all about to have a ton of fun at his expense!

*and for the record, nothing makes me look good. even political correctness.
esoxaddict
Posted 3/14/2014 1:59 PM (#699267 - in reply to #699266)
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Slamr - 3/14/2014 1:57 PM

Seriously! First that guy was the murderer of fun by making something funny into serious...then Dad has to come in and boot the guy just when we were all about to have a ton of fun at his expense!

*and for the record, nothing makes me look good. even political correctness.


You DO have nice hair. Just sayin'...
muskie tamer
Posted 3/14/2014 2:02 PM (#699269 - in reply to #699001)
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Location: Waconia,MN
Ahhhhh there goes all the fun...
sworrall
Posted 3/14/2014 2:03 PM (#699270 - in reply to #699001)
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I don't know about that, Slamr. Volleyball hasn't hurt you any.

You guys would have hung, quartered, and packaged the poor fellow. I would have received no end of alerts and complaints, we are in the middle of a Bass Elite on BassFIRST.com causing me to invest much time in social media updates, I have the Cap City Muskie school tomorrow, and the New London show Sunday. And, I have a bad case of gas. Or good, depending on perspective.

I won't miss him for a little vacation, and he'll be back eventually anyhow. Not that hard to figure out.
Slamr
Posted 3/14/2014 2:10 PM (#699272 - in reply to #699270)
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sworrall - 3/14/2014 2:03 PM

I would have received no end of alerts and complaints, we are in the middle of a Bass Elite on BassFIRST.com causing me to invest much time in social media updates, I have the Cap City Muskie school tomorrow, and the New London show Sunday. And, I have a bad case of gas.



Prince Humperdinck: [sincerely] Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work, but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it; I'm swamped.
Count Rugen: Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, then you haven't got anything.
figure 8
Posted 3/14/2014 2:11 PM (#699273 - in reply to #699270)
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I love Tater Tots
jonnysled
Posted 3/14/2014 2:28 PM (#699278 - in reply to #699001)
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sworrall
Posted 3/14/2014 2:37 PM (#699282 - in reply to #699001)
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Yer killin me.


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Top H2O
Posted 3/14/2014 2:41 PM (#699283 - in reply to #699278)
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I love Turtles.....
Dang, My gut hurts from laughing... I say banish him to the Basement.
muskyrat
Posted 3/14/2014 2:52 PM (#699286 - in reply to #699283)
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Spaghetti monster is far more plausible than the Louie records.
Flambeauski
Posted 3/14/2014 2:58 PM (#699291 - in reply to #699272)
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Slamr - 3/14/2014 2:10 PM

sworrall - 3/14/2014 2:03 PM

I would have received no end of alerts and complaints, we are in the middle of a Bass Elite on BassFIRST.com causing me to invest much time in social media updates, I have the Cap City Muskie school tomorrow, and the New London show Sunday. And, I have a bad case of gas.



Prince Humperdinck: [sincerely] Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work, but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it; I'm swamped.
Count Rugen: Get some rest. If you haven't got your health, then you haven't got anything.


The Princess Bride? On a fishing website? This thread has it all.
Netman
Posted 3/14/2014 3:22 PM (#699294 - in reply to #699001)
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You got to like the rabbit photos........lighten up people we can have some fun on the site ever now and then. One thing is for sure your not getting Slamr on the ice to go fishing, but if you do he'll bring the best mossy ball soup you ever ate.
Netman
Slamr
Posted 3/14/2014 3:39 PM (#699299 - in reply to #699294)
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Location: Northwest Chicago Burbs
Netman - 3/14/2014 3:22 PM

You got to like the rabbit photos........lighten up people we can have some fun on the site ever now and then. One thing is for sure your not getting Slamr on the ice to go fishing, but if you do he'll bring the best mossy ball soup you ever ate.
Netman


No, you're NEVER getting me on the ice to go fishing. If I can follow Kate Upton into a shack, maybe. Otherwise, no.
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