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Location: Home of the 2016 World Series Champion Cubs | Landry - 11/18/2010 9:00 PM
These posts are among the funniest I have read on this site. Great lines:)
I'll second that! LOL!! |
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Location: SE Wisconsin | Tom Gelb can cut through a hot knife with butter. Chuck Norris' got nothin on you. Still waiting to hear when we're getting out! |
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| The day befor Thanksgiving is the day I say he nails another pig. About 9:40 in the morning to be exact. By my calculations and a whim thats the the moment for him! |
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| Tom Gelb makes his superbraid from his own hair |
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Location: Lebanon,Mo | Tom doesnt even have to net a pig this year for what he has done for the sport...and on another note,he drinks what we put in our motors... |
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Location: oswego, il | Tom Gelb does not have to tune his lures for trolling. They don't dare run out of tune.  |
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| Tom Gelb once came upon a dead lamb in a field. After an hour of intense beard stroking he revived the lamb |
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Location: Aurora IL | Tom Gelb has gone up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Tom Gelb catches fish on figure 1s.
Tom Gelb's muskies feeding windows are 24/7/365.
Tom Gelb doesn't accidentally catch pike..ever.
Some fishermen have muskie pajamas,muskies have Tom Gelb pajamas.
If you catch five fish and Tom Gelb catches five fish,Tom Gelb caught more fish than you.
If Tom Gelb fell out of his boat he would not get wet,the water would get Tom Gelbed.
Tom Gelb's bumpboards start at 49".
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| Hahahaha Joe those are exceptional, very well done! |
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| Joe Vancora - 11/21/2010 4:25 PM
Tom Gelb has gone up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Good
If you catch five fish and Tom Gelb catches five fish,Tom Gelb caught more fish than you.
Great
If Tom Gelb fell out of his boat he would not get wet,the water would get Tom Gelbed.
Tom Gelb would never fall, gravity wouldn't dare
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| When God said let their be light, Tom Gelb said say please |
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| #*^@!! Thats a "BAD DUDE"! LOL!
Brian |
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| I hope Tom Gelbs Son shows Tom these! Hope Tom slams another pig this year like the past 3 in a row!!! |
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| TOM GELB does not catch fish! They hear his oars in the water and they surrender!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Location: Greenfield, WI | If it swims, he can catch it!
I pray to have half the stamina and a hundreth of his trophy catches when I get to his age!
He absolutely deserves all he catches. He was catching muskies long before most of us were twinkles in our parents eyes.....and with equipement that was stoneage technology compared to that available to all of us today.
He is a treasure in the muskie world. |
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Location: MPLS, MN | When Tom Gelb goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Gelbed. |
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| Tom and Chuck's toilet paper
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Location: Ogden, Ut | When Tom Gelb calls Lowrance customer support, he puts THEM on hold. |
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Location: South East Wisconsin | Tom Gelb doesn't pick his suckers, the suckers pick him! |
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Location: Mauston, Wisconsin | Back in Oct 2008 (MF Presque Isle Outing) I was out on Presque Isle lake & saw a row troller out in the middle - nasty day. Thought I'd cruise out & see what he was fishing over, and found a bunch of deep water humps w/ fish around them. Took a couple of snapshots w/ my Humminbird 997SI. Didn't really pay any attention till I got home & down loaded them. Then I noticed this strange image. The white streaks/spots in the left side SI image are some pretty good sized fish - muskies or really big walleyes.
But then I zoomed in on the down scan image-> the strange triangle & here's what I saw.
Have fun!
Al
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| Did you guys know Tom put out a work out video in the 80's?
It was a quick eight hour rowing workout called "Gelbersize" |
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| Guest - 12/6/2010 9:15 PM
Did you guys know Tom put out a work out video in the 80's?
It was a quick eight hour rowing workout called "Gelbersize"
The spandex and headband were classic! |
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Location: Pigeon Forge TN. | Well, water is hard and Tom didn't get his Giant this year, but he boated many big ones including some 50's +.
Next year Tom you will get her.
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Location: NEW LENOX IL | Tom calls 4" ice "skim ice" and rows for "only "7 hours
Tom chews on dull hooks and spits em out razor sharp |
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| Tom caught and released a 50.5 in November, his pic is in the Vilas County paper. |
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Location: Not where I wanna be! | Joe Vancora - 11/21/2010 4:25 PM
Tom Gelb has gone up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Tom Gelb catches fish on figure 1s.
Tom Gelb's muskies feeding windows are 24/7/365.
Tom Gelb doesn't accidentally catch pike..ever.
Some fishermen have muskie pajamas,muskies have Tom Gelb pajamas.
If you catch five fish and Tom Gelb catches five fish,Tom Gelb caught more fish than you.
If Tom Gelb fell out of his boat he would not get wet,the water would get Tom Gelbed.
Tom Gelb's bumpboards start at 49".
A+ This is beyond funny...... AHAHAHAHAHA |
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| The only reason that Dale caught his recent 55X27 was because it escaped off Tom Gelb's quick strike rig. |
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| I would love to shake Tom Gelbs hand but he would break it
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| Tom Gelb's muskies can be seen from outer space. |
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| Tom Geld does nt use a quick strike rig
just his bare hands |
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