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| Where the hell am I and how'd I get here? One more bait in a tree JT and your swiming back to the landing. A follow is just like kissing your cousin. Dave |
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Location: The Sportsman, home, or out on the water | kiss and dismiss (i kiss all the muskys that grace my boat, except for Lollietta's PB when she bit me. She is lucky she was not spanked, the fish, that is).
"Cleo needs to go ashore"
"She's got the Jack" (ac/dc)
"This Aint a scene, it's a G-#*^@ed arms race"
One more:
"FUDGE" (as yelled by me, the first night of the 2007 spring outing, after losing a HUGE fish on a suzy sucker. There were panfisherman in the area.) Lolleitta can verify that I said fudge, and not F#$%. |
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Location: Madison Wi. Chain | My two favorite "Keep your wit's about you Men!"
"Its the bewitching hour!" |
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Location: Madison, WI | "What's a double ten?"
you know a cowgirl....
"What's a cowgirl?"
<While talking to muskie fisherman at the Mille lacs launch>
"There's boats to the left.. ..There's boats to the right... There's boats EVERYWHERE!!!
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| No matter the weather conditions: hot, humid, cool, cold, sunny, cloudy, rainy, snowy, windy, dead calm, fog, late, early, mid-day, dark of night, etc...
Fish or no fish in the boat...doesn't matter...
"What a great day to be on the water."
Edited by MACK 9/6/2007 9:16 AM
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| Here mucky, mucky, mucky |
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Location: Pelican Lake/Three Lakes Chain | "We just want to play a little tug of war, if we win we'll just take your picture and put you back."
"C'mon you lockjawed green slimey son's of ......"
and my favorite....."Game on" (reserved for post hookset only) |
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Location: Stevens Point, Wi. | When I said they're relating to rocks, I meant the ones in the water. Same goes for timber.
After a nasty, mid cast lure stoppage from one of those professional overruns, "knot check". |
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Location: Mauston, Wisconsin | Said immediately after lure lands in tree and you get the lure to jump out of the tree. "That's the infamous Yooper Squirrel Cast that I learned from Ranger".
Said after observing other's doing something stupid. "What does that idiot think he's doing?" or " He'd have a problem playing find your foot!"
Said most frequently for follower's. "Eat it you fat pig, let's dance!"
Have fun!
Al |
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| "This is the best looking lure that I never use", refering to a Burmek B-1. |
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| All we have to do is pour a little to the fish gods and we'll get one. |
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| If I get friggin' skunked on this lake one more time I'm gonna have to bathe in tomato juice.
Edited by mskyranger 9/6/2007 11:13 AM
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| I just want to take your picture !!
Come on fish, moooove a little bit !!
That thing should not make it back to the boat ! (after you make the ideal cast)
Back cast.
Speed it up - B.N.
The name of the game is flame.
Are we drifting or are we trolling?
Hooks are sharp. ( after partner get's too close to you on the back cast)
That's the stupidest bait you could throw. ( used for karma to get the fish to eat something)
Living the Dream!
Cross her eyes !!
Pike water, we're out of here !!
Contact ! ( when a fish comes in, or misses the bait)
Nope !!
Steve Ruhmann
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| "Come on, you toothy #$%^&*^!"
"Eat eatit, EAT IT!!!!"
"Holy Balls did you see that!?!?"
recent observaition: last night the mosquitos were so bad, one grabbed the bug spray bottle right out of my hand, chugged it, then threw the crumpled bottle at my head and flew away! We laft right after that. |
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| From one day in the Jonesi boat last fall. I brought my older brother with, who was going after career muskie #1.
"SSSShhhhhhoooooooooooooo..........................plooooosh!" Noise my bro made imitating the sound of the cast. I just about sent him overboard after the 100th time.
"Yeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhh" & Duuuuuude!" Jonesi response to most comments.
"Guess we didn't want that one...." Steve on watching a fish follow my bros bait, which he wasn't paying attention to and did not see. That one still makes me laugh!
Chris |
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| after sleeping off a hang over... "i bet if we'd gotten up earlier we'd have 2 fish by now." |
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| after a long weekend and 40+ hours on the water of catching nothing.... im pretty sure we are the worst muskie fishermen ever.
we could always go pike fishing
what should i cast? bright day bright bait. shut up ben that never works |
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Location: Madison Wi. Chain | A cast that hits shore or a tree and is snagged and you get out, the saying goes "Nice save Cordero!"
A cast that get snagged on shore or a tree and you can't get it out, the saying goes "Nice Save Turnblow!" |
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Location: West Chester, OH | "She'd have looked good in a picture w/me" - a missed fish or nice follow
"I like to warm up before I catch a big one" - release of a short fish
"It's a good thing we just like to fish" - action is really slow
"Are you here to fish or just screw around?" - one of us isn't fishing hard enough to suit the other. |
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Location: north west wisconsin | "you catch one yet" - slow day
" dad i saw bubbles over there it was a huge muskie!!!" my five year old on his first muskie trip |
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| to my dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad big fish dad big fish holy balls big fish dad dad
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| "Hey how much does a cowgirl cost?" To a fellow musky fishermen last season. Followed by laughter and "That depends on what state your in and how long you want her for." |
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| There are too many that can't be posted here due to graphic language , but there are a few others ....
" Oy Vay !! " Muskie Mike when he's had enough b.s. for the day !!
" we just wanna see your pretty smile !! "
" There's only 1 fish in this lake "
" If we catch a fish we're screwed , there's a ton of crap piled on the net "
" There's way too much crap in this boat "
" I'm gald we bring so much crap and only use 3 baits all day "
" We need more ice bro "
" I know why we're not catching anything , forgot to give some to the fish " (beer)
" You need one ?? " ( beer )
" Hodag " ( inside joke )
" I don;t know why I do this "
" I think the one fish in this lake climbed a tree or something "
" eye candy .. 3 o'clock bro !! "
That's only a few ... And since my ride has no tunes , there's usually alot of REALLY bad singing going on !! I can only imagine what other people say about us clowns .. but we're havin' fun ... that's all that matters !!!
Oh yeah ... forgot one ... " man this doesn't suck !!! " |
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Location: Des Moines IA | I was wondering how long it would take for Jeremy to ring in on this one ..... My favorite is
" Oy Vey!!!, I just ran my 30 F%&^in' dollar glider through the trollin motor!!!!! |
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| When It's finally time to go in...
It's usually just about then somebody says "Two hundred more casts, then I'm over it...." |
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| Shake your a$$ Barbie.
Giver'!
Eat!!
Wanna go to heaven?
I think maybe....
So....now what?
Look at this $h!t mix.
You're an idiot Jedd.
F#@k you too fish. |
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| "I got 'em down deep, where the big ones sleep"
OR
"I got her up shallow, where the big girls wallow"
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Location: Sheboygan, WI | 1) Durring a fig. 8 Na na na an an....you cant't eat me.
2) When looking for BIG fish...Time to go dance with the BiG Girls.
3) Don't want to eat ya just want to meet ya.
4) Suck on my suick...suck on my suick...
bigger than a bread box smaller than a Buick.
5) I have a 10 spot for anyone in this lake that wants to try and bite my jackpot
in half.
Mark
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| After a long and hard three days up in MN. One of our guys from camp says after another fishless day.
How about I throw my whole #*^@ tackle box in and let them decide what they want to eat.
It has stuck ever since and is usually said at least a dozen times every year over there.
couple more
You blew that one ( after pulling topwater out of fishes mouth)
I just got strummed.
Later Paul |
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Location: mad chain | your just one cast away from being a hero
lets drain this lake and make a parking lot
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