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| If you have Musky lures hanging from your christmas tree...
You might be a Musky Nut. |
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| IF YOU MAKE A NECKLACE OUT OF SPLITRINGS
YOU MAY BE A MUSKY NUT.
HAPPY HUNTING
DUCK
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| If you get your post pulled for mentioning Cady's Shady Moon and a magazine in the same post![:bigsmile:]
or, you might be a Musky Nut, if your idea of a good X-mas present is an oversized Suick to hang on the wall. |
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| you might be a musky nut if your first successful catch and release changed your life more than the night you lost your virginity!!!...you might be a musky nut.
also, if you aid in the reproduction of muskies and are a small organ in the males species of Esox, Masquinogy, you might be a musky NUT.
If you are small, round, made of metal, and stored in the front pocket of grandma at the nursing home and a 1/2" wrench fits around you, you might by a musky nut...
if you waste you work day away, writing stupid stuff like this because you can't get on the water, you might be a musky nut.[:sun:]
happy holiday!!!!!!keep it reel
tomcat[:)] |
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| ...if your always hauling around 12" of wood and aren't afraid to show it to anyone.
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| EAT...SLEEP...FISH
EAT...SLEEP...FISH
EAT...SLEEP...FISH
Oh, I'm sorry!!!!
WHAT WAS THE QUESTION AGAIN!!!!![;)] |
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| You might be a muskie nut if you:
Use 80 Pound Tuff-Line as a belt. |
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| you might be a muskie nut if:
when preparing for the up-coming muskie season, your workout equipment consists of a heavy action rod with lures on each end on the bench press rack. |
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| You might be a muskie nut if:
Your child has a Reef Hawg in place of a rubber ducky for the bathtub. |
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| Test out lures in you hot tub in January! [:bigsmile:] |
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| If you spend more time on this web site at work than saving lives!!!
Just kidding! |
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| If your on the lake in 20mph wind
and 3ft waves, and your wondering why nobody is fishing on such a great day.....
you may be a muskie nut! [:p] |
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| If your addiction to buying muskie baits is equivalent to a retired person wearing "Depends" at the casino while playing the slot machines. (Hint: there's a reason why they wear the "undergarment diapers" [:0] ) Than you may be a Musky Nut.
catch ya later,
Krappie |
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| If you refer to Muskies as "Fish" (i.e. "saw three fish today") as if there are no other species that swims, you might be a Muskie Nut.
If your favorite color is "firetiger", you might be a Muskie Nut.
If your credit card bill looks like a who's who of tackle dealers, marinas, lodges, restaurants and gas stations, you might be a Muskie Nut.
If you find that every day of the week you are wearing something to do with Muskies, you might be a Muskie Nut.
If you named your kids or pets Jake, Ernie, Bobbie, Eddie, Teddy, Burt...you might be a Muskie Nut.
If the last three books you read were Muskies on the Shield, Crankbait Secrets and Top 50 Muskie Lakes, you might be a Muskie Nut.
If your idea of bed time reading is a lake map, you might be a Muskie Nut.
If your lucky Muskie fishing shirt is only 25% percent of what it used to be and you still insist on wearing it, you might be a Muskie Nut.
If someone calls you a jerk and your first reaction is thinking "suick" then wonder how the "fish" are biting, you might be a Muskie Nut.
If you figure 8 a Smallmouth, you might be a Muskie Nut.
Can't tell that I'm bored at work, eh?
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| If you have more piercings than Rodman and they're all with 3/0 trebles[:0] |
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| If the thought of jerking with a stiff rod brings visions of fish, you might be a musky nut.
If you hate sunshine and pray for rain during your summer vacation, you might be a musky nut.
If you can justify spending $30.00 on a bait you might be a musky nut(curious what perch jerkers think about that one).
If your net is big enough to hold any of the gals in the bar at closing time, you might be a musky nut. |
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| If you plan on spending ALOT more at the Chicago Musky Show than you do on your wife/girlfriend's Christmas present ... you might be a Musky Nut [:bigsmile:] |
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| ... you crochet jockstraps out of 100 pound test PowerPro and enjoy wearing them.
... you've asked your employer if you can spend your flex dollars on suicks and St. Croix's figuring that appendectomy you need can wait another year.
... you wear the same underwear 6 days straight, without turning them inside out, because you caught your biggest fish ever while wearing them 6 years ago.
... during an amorous moment with your significant other (politically correctness sucks) you notice the cloud cover beginning to build and immediately "fake it".
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| If you just sat here and read all of these post you might be a musky nut!!!
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| If you always lie about what lake you were fishing and what lure you were using - you're a musky nut. |
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| If you turned down an all expenses paid trip to the Indi. 500 because it fell on the same weekend as the muskie opener (my wife still won't forgive me for that one) you might be a muskie nut!
If you skipped your high school graduation ceremony for the same reason (my parents never forgave me for that) you might be a muskie nut!---or just nuts!!![:p] |
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| KEEP IT UP! I'm taking the top 25 reasons and putting them on a shirt with the Musky Nut Tackle Logo!
I'll get you a shirt at cost if your "Might be" makes it! |
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| Midget...that's some funny sh$t man!!!
Guideman, you're hilarious!
Anon, funny
tomcat[:p] |
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| If you can't feel your fingers or your toes and the snot dripping from your nose has frozen, you are a musky nut.
If you have spent 8hrs fishing and six hours driving, you are a musky nut.
If you break ice with your boat, you are a musky nut.
If your net takes up 1/4 of your boat, you must be a musky nut.
If you can't lift your tackle box over your head, you must be a musky nut.
If you are the first one on the water and the last one off, you must be a musky nut.
If your shoulder, back, arms and hands are sore and you don't care, you must be a musky nut. |
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| If you put one on a leash and decide to take it for a stroll around the park. There's a good possiblity you are a muskie nut. |
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| If your basement looks like a bucktail beauty parlor. From a distance your boat looks like a porcupine because its bristling with poles. Your wife drives a Metro while you upgrage you towing capacity from 7,500 to 8,000 pounds. Any other life would be too long. |
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| true story, i know two certified musky nuts who NAMED THEIR KIDS AFTER THE LAKES THEY CAUGHT THEIR FIRST AND BIGGEST MUSKIES IN!!! i hope i'm not putting my foot in my mouth, by the way. These guys are not even from the northwoods. 100% Certified, lock 'em up, musky nuts!!!
...if you're wife knows what a bulldog, jackpot and magic makers is....you might be a musky nut.
tomcat[:)] |
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| if you have more musky tapes and magazines/articles, musky lures and tackle than pike stuff and when you walk around all day with your muskiefirst hat, no matter how many people look at you like you're some sort of freak, and when not disregarding the fact that over here we don't even have muskies! [:bigsmile:] muskiefirst rules!!![:praise:] |
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| If the live bait you use is bigger than most fish people catch, You might be a muskie nut.
If you practice casting out of your boat in December and work your lures across the snow, you might be a muskie nut.
If you have baits big enough to take a jet skier down you might be a muskie nut.
If you consider and use baits as money you might be a muskie nut.
If your sitting here typing this in hopes to get a free t-shirt you might be a muskie nut.
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| ...If you tackle and boat are worth more than your house...
...If you have one room in your house for all your muskie stuff and need more room for all of it...
...If you give your live bait names and talk to them you might be a muskie nut.
...If you can't get all of you gear in your boat you might be a muskie nut. |
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