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| We've all got those sayings when they're eating and when they're not.Spit 'em out!
"She'll make ya famous"(My new favorite)
"Here fishy, fishy"
"Eat it you B%$##"
"I'm feelin' fishy"--That's ok, a little vagisil will clear that up(For PK, Duck and Cady)
"Stupid Fish"
"There was this one time......"
"There are no small fish in Mille Lacs"-" That 34" follow was really 52". Your eyes must be bad."
"There are no small fish spots on Mille Lacs"
" I'm gonna have the biggest garage sale in the history of garage sales"
"As far as I KNOW, they still can't read and they don't watch videos"
"Oooh, they'll bite on that"-and any other line from the Greatest Muskie Film Ever Made"--"That's right, I said calendar periods and they're a lot different than the calendar periods you...and ...I ...live by"
"....And your cousin is a Northern Pike!!!!!!"
"And your mama dresses you in stripes!!!"
"Bombs away"
"Time to get medieval on they a$$e$"
"Drop Bombs on 'em"
"C'mon baby, we just want to take a few neked pictures"
There's a few. Steve
Edited by Steve Jonesi 9/5/2007 4:53 PM
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Location: Waconia, MN | "Joe Bucher's Moon Secrets, my a$$!" |
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| "*@#$!@#!@!!, *!$!#!##!@!?!"!"@!??!@" |
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| "guess they don't read Musky Hunter!"
"I'd stick my **** in the water if I thought it would make a difference!... yeah, but we ain't bluegill fishin!"
"There's no ***** fish in this lake. If there are they're either stupid or dead" |
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Location: Contrarian Island | *"what the #*** are you doing???"
as boat partner is trying to pull himself back in the boat after falling out picking up a sucker rod...and no that wasn't me!
*"could be a trollllllllin day"
*"it's go time"
*"if feels fishy"
*"if I were a musky I'd eat that"
*"If I don't catch a fish today I'm selling it all"
Edited by MSKY HNR 9/6/2007 8:20 AM
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| I guess we shuda been here last week!
The fish in this lake don't eat those.
Those guys aren't fishing that spot right.
Muskies don't eat after mindnight.
You don't deserve a fish if you have to troll for it. |
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| "Quit smelling it and just eat it"
"OOOOOH she looks hungry" |
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Location: Yahara River Chain | Guest - 9/5/2007 4:04 PM
The fish in this lake don't eat those.
Well what'd ya know, they do eat those. |
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Location: Tomahawk, Wisconsin | " notice which way the net is pointing"
" unt pike"
" that bi$$#% was in stealth mode"
" she's gonna have a sore mouth tomorrow"
more to be added soon.......................... |
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| "You horny @#$%^, SUCK IT DOWN!!!!"....... hey, Steve asked!!! lol!!
"Next time you follow I'm going to drop kick your @#$ boatside."
"Your mother is a carp [insert favorite "trash" species]."
"I'm gettin twitchy."
"Tippy topwater time."
"Dat boy is en fuego."
Most of the other stuff is rated R, and even more is improvised on the water. Good thread! |
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| how about...
"come out and play you mother f***ers, we just want to take your pictures!" - from a AML guide who shall remain anonymous
or...
"dude, i got a big weed!" (as my buddy is pulling in his first musky ever on his first cast of the day - second time out) |
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| "one more cast & we'll move" (that is a good multi-species tactic....but you can't say it to try to get a bite, just like you can't wash your car to make it rain.)
I use "here fishy fishy", too. Doesn't work as well as the previous.
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Location: Elk River, Minnesota | "OOOOOOHHH She's HOT!!"
Steve
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Location: Lake Tomahawk, WI | Guest - 9/5/2007 4:04 PM
You don't deserve a fish if you have to troll for it.
Obviously never trolled. Thorpe, Thomas, Wiley, Radloff would have a good laugh at that one.
JS
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Location: Kentucky | As my partner reels in a bait full of weeds I say " Tearing up their nests will just pi$$ them Off" !!
Or " I'm tired of straining water all day !"
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| After boating one on a small bait.
" You know elephants do eat peanuts." |
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Location: The Sportsman, home, or out on the water | You got that in your mouth. I took a leak on it earlier.
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Location: Brookfield, WI | "Faster. Slower. A little to the right. More to the right. Now left. More to the left. Your other left, idiot."
Tuffdaddy and Slamr giving me boat driving instructions while trolling for salmon. It's lucky I make big sandwiches.
Kevin
I'm low on blood and very itchy. |
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| "Joe Bucher's "moon secrets" say the fish should be biting right now...."
We also like the quote from Mean Gene Miller, the pontoon troller "Look, even Grandma can catch them on Mille Lacs..."
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"I'm switching to a cowgirl, the internet people say all I have to do is throw one on and I'll start catching fish..." |
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Location: New Berlin,Wisconsin,53151 | "THIS LAKE is a SEWER"
"Here kitty, kitty. kitty...don't make me call out the dog out on ya"
Boy that's a fat fish
Netman
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Location: Elko - Lake Vermilion | %^$#!!!!! That was a pig.!!
Dough.!!.........Stupid Fish......
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Location: Elk River, Minnesota | 1700ss - 9/5/2007 6:03 PM
After boating one on a small bait.
" You know elephants do eat peanuts."
Now that there is funny!!
Steve |
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Location: Rhinelander, Wisconsin | No problem with the sayings, but trying to get around the foul language filter will get your post zipped...
mine:
What fish?
Cast over by that rock...there's ALWAYS a fish by that rock.
Slamr, the net is on my head...
There's one...come on, sweetheart... |
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Location: Racine, Wi | How about,
Faster!!! Faster... Faster!!!!
Dude, she's gonna eat!!!!
Hey, did ya bring the ninja masks?
Dude, stop fishing that thing like a puss, you have to rip it like this.....
Awe man, dude, put some cloths on!!! (it was hot, what can I say) |
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| "the rain god is a wuss!"
"did you bring the camera?"
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Location: Sun Prairie, WI | If I get one more besides the one I'm waiting on, I'll have two for the day!
What the (^*(%^) is this the Dead Sea? |
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Location: Wishin I Was Fishin' | Hoist Em'....even is the name for my boat too.
From an old lady perch jerking in another boat fishin the weed line we were working, "It sounds like you guys are throwing bricks in the water".
Pink is my favorite color....(Aerosmith song)...That is what we were singing when a guy and his hot wife dressed in pink cut us off.
Would you hurry up and hoist one, I need a whiskey!
Me to the guy that called Norm to come take a picture of him and his 43" on Monday, "How much do you charge?" |
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Location: minneapolis | I just want to drag you around by the lips for a while and then let you go  |
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Location: ohio | I'll be back,,, ( in your best arnold voice)
( after a missed hook up ),,I think that was a snag,,,,,,Yea, a snag with teeth !
There aint no way he caught that fish on that bait !
Edited by Tiger 9/5/2007 10:58 PM
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Location: Grand Rapids, MI | "Catching fish on a Weagle is like sex with the lights on."
"If we have to troll to catch fish you can take me to shore."
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