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Tommy |
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| A few things from my book from 2005: How many fish will we get? How long will it take to get one, my wife wants me back for dinner? Can you mark my map and program my GPS? How come you don't drink no more dude? Dose the CO come out on the lake to check you often? How much is the fine for "NO LIGHTS" on this lake? So that was not a monster, when can we expect to see a monster? Do you mind just showing me spots as I really don't feel like fishing today? So what band had the best groupies? How do you work this $@#% thing? Why do you call it Bug Island? If musky are not bitting, can we fish for something else? How do you get home from here at night? (I point to the stars)  Can you swim around here? I know the rule is one rod, but when I'm out alone I use three. I had a monster on this lure in July 2004, see the teeth marks? (Pointing to hook scratch pattern) You ever meet Ozzy man? Seeing how we did not get one, can we talk about the balance due? Other guides I have hired let me drive the trolling motor. Now that we got one how long before the next bite? What happens if I forgot to buy my fishing License? Man if it rains I'm gonna die. Is that a %$#@ moose or something? Ever hear of kids geting bit swiming? On days when your not booked can we go out FREE? Did you know I helped design the split ring? Hey, dose it get really dark on the lake at night? We will be out in an hour or so, can we bring you a hamburger? (I drove home for lunch, they never knew I left the dock) Why do you have a 225 Merc? I hate Merc's!! Nice boat man, want to sell it? Well I need all this stuff we just have to make room, I bought it man. Anyone ever tell you that you look like Michale Mcdonald? I'm done with him for sure, are you still married? I really hate bucktails, bucktails suck, can I use yours? Is there a place on the lake we can go have a few shots before lunch? Ever eat them Loons? Hey man are them bullet holes in your leg? DO you hit a lot of rocks an stuff? Where can I poop? Why do people keep waving at us? Why do I have to wear a life jacket, dose this boat go that fast? Ever hook an Eagle? I did on my Jackpot, see the marks? Can I use your rod, mine really sucks, $400 down the tubes. Geeezzz is it always so pretty up here, how do you do that? Man did you learn to fish muskie or did you just always know how? Are you related to the guy in Alabama? If we keep one will you skin it for us? (NOT!!!) If possiable can we fish areas where chicks are sunbathing and stuff? What do you do for a living? Here's an extra $100, I want to fish in back alone. You keep my wife up front and out of my %@$& Face. I hate casting, can we troll for a while? Ever seen a muskie eat a deer? Ever see a muskie eat an Eagle, I did. Is four musky a good day, I pretty happy? Sure is a long time sice we got last one, dose this happen alot? Well, he should not have been standing next to me so close. Hooks are sharpe ya know. Is that Canada over thier? How do you get out to the Island? Ever get one that big before, Holly $#@&. Do the musky ever eat beaver? Want a chunk of cheese? Is this like as hard for you as it is for me man? Ever hear of doing the figure "5"? I hate Weeds, can we only fish rocks. Tons more from my journal but #1 to me in 2005 was: What the $#*@ you mean we can't bring TWO cases of beer and our brandy with? C ya. T. | |||
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| Did you get some photos? Sounds like a pretty rough day of guiding!!! | |||
| Tommy |
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| I can't name names! LOL X 1000 We want you name names!!! Nine! Not one day as it were of guiding, but a mix of junk I hear an write down in my trip log dealy from all season. Been doing it a while. Someday make me a book for laughs. Makes it, guiding fun as I sure don't make no money. Cool you guys like it. Shows you do have humor in yer bones and "GET IT" some. T. | |||
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| Steven Cady |
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| Heard in 2005.. "You ever fished with Musky Tom up at Vermillion? He's a REAL Musky Nut" | |||
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Tommy, how 'bout, "Is that your natural hair color?"  (cute stuff) | |||
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| I love it, I love it! It is so obvious why a person can enjoy guiding so much. Tommy, that is one hell of a list! Howie...you're my hero! My personal favorites: "I gotta tell you, I'm kind of dissapointed with only three fish. When I went bass fishing with a guide in TN we caught over 30." "Good thing you get those for free!" - after karatee chopping his rod against his brother's trying to cast. "I don't know about you but where I come from snags don't move!" | |||
| Madison |
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| Good Laughs!! My favorite: "Have you ever heard of doing the Figure 5" | |||
| guideman |
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| Great stuff Tommy! Tom and I talk about this every time we fish together. Here is one I get alot; "So, you've caught fish here before?" Or, You must know the Nelson's, they live on Wakemup Bay. "Are you as good as Chad Cain?" "Ace" | |||
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| KidDerringer |
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| Fun Stuff, looks like some people really like this kind of humor. Without these things guiding would just be like any other job. Thanks everyone who helped make this post possiable... Couple more from junk in my stash. Geeezz dude, that was, like unreal. Did you see that man..$@#&% ? (Missing his fourth fish) My nail polish sure took a beating today? (My Response: Dude, everything will be OK...? Doh!!!!! You ever drink from the lake? Maybe these hooks are just TO SHARP? How the heck you got power on an Island any how? Sattelite? Guess setting the hook is a might tougher like you said? Is their a lot of rocks an stuff under the surface we won't see but should fish? Hmmmm? Man I never seen a fish do that before. WOW!! LOL x 1000 Musky are like walleye to me as they eat the same stuff, only different. PLEASE show me how to do THAT for sure. When fish move, do they ever relocate someplace else? Man that is one ugly lure, really ugly. Want to sell it? Got any secret spots that YOU don't even fish? Holly crap that was a gas..can we do it again? (Casting from deck on knees in 4' waves) Well Terry me boy, maybe the reason is we should fish more, laugh less? NAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW! Bet I could ping that sucker in the brain with this reef hawg from here. (Bret E.) Hey, how ya doing, can ya tell me where Pike Bay is? >>>>> YOUR IN IT!!! That wind comes up strong and fast don't it? (Said while he was removing his pee drenched jeans) Darn shoes are sposed to be water tight, all they are on me is TIGHT. No FILM, NO FILM, only I could do that. If 30' is deepest water around here, how deep are they when their on the bottom? My friend wanted to come again, but he figured you would work him to hard. Brain Freeze in June is a good thing. Man I swear that fish winked at me. If it is the north end of the lake on a map, why do you refur to it as the west end here on the lake? I never heard of two guides living on the same lake fishing together, weird...? Well I was going to give you a tip but my wife took all the money. Why do they have so many sharp teeth anyway? How do the fish know it is windy if they are under the surface? Is it windy down their TOO? I knew this would be fun, I just knew it man.. Bud I could use a stiff drink after that, you done wore me out to the bone. T. Edited by KidDerringer 2/24/2006 5:36 PM | |||
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