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Back in 2003 the readers/posters of MuskieFIRST helped create a T-Shirt for 2004...
It's that time again!
Please finish this statement..
You Might Be A Musky Nut If...
Thanks to MuskieFIRST for helping out on this!
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Location: oswego, il | If you know your 78 digit MI password by heart. |
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Location: Ogden, Ut | You live in Utah, and you still fish muskies... 
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| You stay out all night drinking at BOTL, get 2 hours of sleep then get up and fish for 14 more hours without catching a thing and still can't wait to do it again next year. |
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| you only have a love life during frozen water.
the tooth fairy in your household only gives out Canadian coins
Edited by muskiemachinery 9/8/2004 1:14 PM
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| your outboard has more horsepower than your wife's mini-van.
You consider Labor Day as the begining of your fishing season
Edited by muskiemachinery 9/10/2004 8:36 AM
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| If your idea of Thankgiving Dinner is at the Cave with Tony Grant.(and you know what this means!) |
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Location: oswego, il | You might be a musky nut if you spend half the night in the hospital with chest pain, left side neck and face stiffness, then numbness, EKG, chest x-ray, iv, nobody knows what is wrong and your musky fishing the next morning. |
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| If you use the words,"Fat Sow",or "Pig" to describe the females your after. |
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| If you take one week of your precious vacation in October, without your wife, to chase "a wet Minnesota fatty that you just can't wait to get your hands on"
If you've got more money invested in your equipment than your last 3 cars were worth
If you go out to your boat once a day just so you can remember what they're supposed to smell like
If your wife is happy when you "stick another one". |
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| If you're not leavong on a trip for 3 days, AND YOU'RE PACKED ALREADY!!!!!
Cady, have my reels and Weagles ready 
Beav |
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Location: Wayzata, MN | You might be a Musky Nut if...
... one forearm is bigger than the other... and it's not because you've been date'n "Rosie"
... you come out of the basement and cry, "I broke my Hawg Wobbler!" ... and no one is concerned...
... "Poppa Chubby" has dual meanings for you...
... you can say "big girl" and "suck on it!" and your wife or girlfriend doesn't even flinch... |
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Location: Waukesha & Land O Lakes, WI | If you think the Figure 8 is more attractive than the Figure 38-24-36
Edited by Gander Mt Guide 9/8/2004 7:53 AM
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| ROFLMAO |
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Location: Racine, Wi | If you practice figure 8ing your puppy with a broom, and watch how he makes the turns.
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Location: Pewaukee, WI | Your girlfriend says "the only woman who will ever marry you is going to have to be a mermaid"
....Got that one two days ago!!!!!!!!!! |
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| You spend late November in Canada! |
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| Your daughter wears her snow suit to bed the night before a cold November outing! |
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Posts: 91
Location: Wausau | When your 3 year old daughter can point out the one Muskie in the Milwaukee Zoo aquarium but can't name any other fish in it. |
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Location: Angola, IN | If you can leave your wife at home for the weekend, and when you return, she expects your hands to smell like fish.....or you're in trouble!!!
There are three things that smell like fish......and one of 'em is fish.
Edited by SteveHulbert 9/8/2004 9:50 AM
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| ...you throw a Weagle all friggin' day! |
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Location: Algonquin, ILL | You notice Musky related items in movies for example
Adam Sandlers Shirt in 50 first Dates
Fish Mount in Shrek 2 |
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Posts: 2378
| if you catch 12 northerns and 6 bass, but no muskies, in a day of fishing and still reply "No" when your wife asks if you caught anything.
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| if you have ever screamed "Eat it you fat b**ch" with your wife in the boat and she doesnt even look up from the book she is reading
Edited by BALDY 9/8/2004 12:43 PM
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Location: Racine, Wi | If you let your dog pee in the boat cause the fish are "on" and you don't have time to take him to shore. |
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Location: Athens, Ohio | if you fish 28 years then break fitty,
if you respond to the question, "how was the weather fishing today?" with: it was cold, rainy, the wind was pounding, not a glimpse of sunshine; dang, I hope tomorrow's this good!
if you've ever been shown the difference between a shady moon and a rat belly.
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Posts: 285
| You know approx total money spent
for muskie fishing gear
from one fish to the next,
and the numbers for most fish
are in the hundreds and
sometimes thousands of dollars.
-- Papa Joe
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Location: syracuse indiana | you use up all your sick days , and call in dead ....just to fish for toothy critters....you might be a muskie nut
Edited by archerynut36 9/9/2004 10:11 PM
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Location: Orland Park | you have your name on your shirt surrounded by patches and decals bought off of manufacturers websites. |
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| You sleep in your boat! |
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