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| “The problem with quotes posted to internet fishing forums is you can never be certain of their accuracy.”
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| "There are three type of lies: lies, D@MNABLE lies, and fishing stories." —Benjamin Disraeli (D@mned net nanny!) |
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Location: Waukee, IA | "Everybody Wang Chung tonight."
-Adolf Hitler- |
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Location: oconomowoc, wi | "works of art?" "they're bucktails!"
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| "Put the ####### lotion in the basket" !!!!
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| "Gimme 3 sliders, 2 gut bombs and a box of nails."
White castle patron |
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Location: Loves Park, IL | "Aaaaaalllllllll Rightyyyyyy then"
Ace Ventura/Pet Detective. |
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Location: oswego, il | I will get married again when I am tired of being happy or I have so much #*#* I want to get rid of half of it!
--Tony Hardin |
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Location: Eastern Ontario | You can lead a horse to water but you can't teach it new tricks.
Anonymous
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Location: varies | " Tis but a scratch"
the black knight |
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| your only as good as the day you fish....that,ll humble a few....ego,s |
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Location: Eastern Ontario | Woman who cooks carrots and pees in same pot unsanitary
Confucius |
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| "Only a mediocre man is at his best everyday" |
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| "Boy! That escalated quickly! I mean that really got out of hand fast" |
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| "You're the coolest Muskies Inc dooches I've ever met." - Baldy -
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| "No offense to tunnel visioned musky weenies..."
Doug Johnson |
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Location: Aurora | "There he goes..
One of God's own prototypes.
Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production.
Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
~Hunter S. Thompson~ |
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Location: SE, WI. | If you always do, what you always did, you will always get, what you always got!!! Tom Gelb You are just one cast away from being a hero:) Joe Bucher |
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| "Never lick a gift muskie in the mouth!"
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Location: Pewaukee, WI | Here's a few I picked up from this site:
Muskie Fishing....It's not a matter of life & death...It's much more important than that!
Women break your heart, big fish break your line along with it.
“May I be half the man my dog thinks I am”.
You'll get what I got when I get it!
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Location: Ashland WI | "When I was 14, my old man was the most ignorant person I knew. When I was 21, I was amazed at how much he had learned in 7 years."
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Location: north central wisconsin | Sidejack - 6/20/2015 12:13 AM
"There he goes..
One of God's own prototypes.
Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production.
Too weird to live, and too rare to die."
~Hunter S. Thompson~
What? No. We can't stop here. This is bat country. |
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Location: north central wisconsin | "I wasn't looking at his neck, man."
Strawberry |
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Location: oswego, il | Don't clutter the issue with facts. |
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Location: varies | ' I've never caught a fifty'
That guy^
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Location: Sawyer County, WI |
"Allow trolling in Northern Wisconsin and I promise I'll keep every fish I catch"
That "other" guy |
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Location: Forest Lake, Mn. | "Waves on the water makes the wind blow."
Steve Worrall |
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Location: Forest Lake, Mn. | "I was going to quote myself but I never say anything memorable."
Me.
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| Epitaph on the hypochondriac’s grave stone: “I told you I was sick!” |
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Location: minocqua, wi. | there are times the best thing you can do is punt on second down |
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