Muskie Discussion Forums

Forums | Calendars | Albums | Quotes | Language | Blogs Search | Statistics | User Listing
You are logged in as a guest. ( logon | register )
Moderators: Slamr

View previous thread :: View next thread
Jump to page : 1
Now viewing page 1 [30 messages per page]

Muskie Fishing -> General Discussion -> FFS ruined Musky fishing? Try these alternatives.
 
Message Subject: FFS ruined Musky fishing? Try these alternatives.
curdmudgeon
Posted 4/3/2025 7:08 AM (#1033247)
Subject: FFS ruined Musky fishing? Try these alternatives.




Posts: 124


so now that Muskie fishing is completely ruined by FFS for you guys, what are you going to take up instead? Here are some ideas:

1. Rosey Grier's was a man's man but took up hobbies "crocheting, knitting, needlepoint and macramé". He's 92! There is so FFS in needlepoint so it is not yet ruined by whuppersnapper uncaring kids with better technology. Plus no melanoma from being in the sun and arthritis from throwing out your shoulder and elbow, although macrame knuckle is nothing to trifle with.

2. Convert to Judaism. Jews have a long habit of kvetching or chronic complaining. Even though they are the wealthiest religious group in America, they are always caterwauling about some perceived slight. Instead of fishing every Saturday, go to synagogue and complain.

3. Shuffleboard. Shuffleboard Is Climbing the Competitive Socializing Ranks according to ICSC. Muskie fishermen on bulletin boards like to compete, like to rank each other and like to socialize. These three are a perfect match for contemporary shuffleboard. Contemporary shuffleboard uses high-tech tables that track and score every puck so people wouldn’t have to keep score themselves. ie. no cheating like FFS. Who wants 40lbers or 50"ers when the shuffleboard competition gets intense. Also GILFs really go for greying Shuffleboard Kings.

4. Chess - yes its a nerd sport but brutally competitive and as long as your opp doesn't put a transmitter up his keister ala Hans Niemann to receive computer moves there is no cheating. FFS can still transmit through fleshy objects so even if FFS is banned in fishing, there is no guarantee someone won't hide a transmitter where the sun don't shine. Chess tournaments scan players for transmitters and computers so very safe from cheating.

Any other ideas?

ps I never return to the scene of a crime so I prob will miss your sincere replies and warm words.





Edited by curdmudgeon 4/3/2025 7:14 AM
TCESOX
Posted 4/3/2025 7:59 AM (#1033248 - in reply to #1033247)
Subject: Re: FFS ruined Musky fishing? Try these alternatives.





Posts: 1337


Sounds like somebody is still butt hurt that he can't legally kill 30 inchers anymore.
North of 8
Posted 4/3/2025 9:02 AM (#1033250 - in reply to #1033248)
Subject: Re: FFS ruined Musky fishing? Try these alternatives.




I think his mommy didn't like him.
jvlast15
Posted 4/3/2025 9:50 AM (#1033253 - in reply to #1033250)
Subject: Re: FFS ruined Musky fishing? Try these alternatives.




Posts: 307


I am not sure FFS is the death sentence its being made out to be or not - but how exactly can one be upset with people for trying to look out for the best interests of the sport? Woof. Username seems to fit.
happy hooker
Posted 4/3/2025 12:42 PM (#1033256 - in reply to #1033253)
Subject: Re: FFS ruined Musky fishing? Try these alternatives.




Posts: 3156


Woodworking is my new hobby,,I'm making silhouettes of 50 inch muskies with stands and weights then dropping them all over the community spots on Minnetonka and vermilion.
It will be better entertainment then a boat launch on 4th of July.
jamesb
Posted 4/3/2025 3:14 PM (#1033257 - in reply to #1033247)
Subject: RE: FFS ruined Musky fishing? Try these alternatives.




Posts: 67


So now anti-semitism is cool on here?? Got it.
7.62xJay
Posted 4/3/2025 10:53 PM (#1033262 - in reply to #1033247)
Subject: Re: FFS ruined Musky fishing? Try these alternatives.





Posts: 540


Location: NW WI
Dude, clearly you got some s*** going on in your life right now. I'd speculate you were far from sober when you posted this. If you want to translate your aggressions into B.S. on the internet that's your call. Just be aware you have been at it for awhile, and currently ARE making a fool of yourself. I'm no Moderator but talk like that on a forum who's existence is based on an ideology of conservation and community, should not be welcomed.

Let's go to the Basement
bloatlord
Posted 4/4/2025 10:07 AM (#1033269 - in reply to #1033247)
Subject: Re: FFS ruined Musky fishing? Try these alternatives.




Posts: 133


You seem like a lovely person.
Jump to page : 1
Now viewing page 1 [30 messages per page]
Jump to forum :
Search this forum
Printer friendly version
E-mail a link to this thread

(Delete all cookies set by this site)