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| Getting ready to go to the dentist to get a chipped tooth fixed so figured I'd better post this before I go...reason being I give him an extra 10.00 to give me an extra shot of Novacaine in the right temple enabling me to feel what it's like to not have a head for a few hrs....at any rate the " BAIT SKINS" will be available this spring, an idea 3 weeks ahead of it's time! This revolutionary invention will allow the angler to change bait type w/out changing the bait...I have designed a life like stretchable "skin" that will fit any bait from 4" to 12" in a wide variety of natural baitfish colors....just remove hooks, stretch the "skin" over the bait, replace the hooks + start catching more + larger fish. Bait Skins are made from tooth proof nylon excaliber space age non nuclear kevlar scale components that are also resistant to fading....they are easy to store + also come in some bright patterns such as "Earth Wind + Fire, Disco, Rainbow + the Rodney King".....scent may be added for an even more dramatic fishing experience......[:sun:] |
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| SpongeyDude....hey, anytime I am out your way fishing I would be happy to give you that extra shot of novocaine (actually we use lidocaine...no one's used novocaine in ages) for FREE!!! Yes free dental shots from DocE....life just doesn't get any better than that. You know having a little lidocaine in the ole tackle box is not a bad idea for the days when that monster treble penetrates the bone in your hand.
I like the skin idea....my wife is willing to send our two weasels (ferrets) for you to skin first. Nothing like the real feel of a weasel...muskies will go crazy!!! Maybe you could find a few poodles too.
Great Thoughts,
BrianW
PS: I was thinking of changing my handle to SpongeDoc but it would be encroaching on your turf....sounds cool, though |
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| Sponge:
You have a laptop at the dentist? That mask he had you breath from was Laughing gas...a dangerous and tricky substance in your case.[:bigsmile:] [:knockout:] |
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| Sounds like a colored condom to me.
Beav |
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| Lol dudes...for the bored "stiff" I have also devised the "Mer-Stretch", a similar product w/ a tail at the bottom for wives....guaranteed to turn any woman into an instant siren! Just take her to the floor + pull the the Mer-Stretch up to her waist....perfect for the landlocked seafaring dude who wants a taste of the east coast! This must have item comes in green, gold, silver or azure scale pattern + the tail is crafted from soft latex free flexible rubber....order now + recieve a free conch shell...that way you can pass the shell back + forth + hear the gentle waves slapping the shore as her tail seductively bangs the floor....think I'll go back for another shot! [:0] [:sun:]
Doc, I think spongedoc is very appropriate...now send me a licodaine(?)kit![;)] |
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