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| Okay my friend of many years is getting married for the second time. Much fishing the last couple days, and beer drinking. We are taking a break from the festive atmosphere at the moment and would liek a a computor toast. His first wife is gone, ...finally. She was a serious woman that believed in nothing other than herslef. She was not that good looking and could melt a ***** at forty yards with her attitude and a bad stare. At this moment we believe she is a memeber of PETA and is hugging a Grizzly bear in Montana and discusssing its feelingfs.
And who...he has found the right one this time. She fishes and hunts. We crossed out poles as they married and..well raise a voice a toast and let the world know that he may be joining the world as a husband again, but at leat his partner will be their fishing with him. I need to go myself because if I have to correct another sentance I may another beer. Whoops time to have another beer. Fish on Dudes. |
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| Toast on dude! Along w/ that toast since you both are probably "toasted" let me suggest an aspirin or two before passing out! The daily double!!! Crossed rods + now crossed eyes....Was married before myself to a BEAUTIFUL WEALTHY girl one time that flat out told me to change friends, lifestyles + myself as she didn't approve of the above....and to top it off she did it during the 6:00 news, a hallowed time for me! "Cash + carry" dude-- she took it all + headed back to Louisiana. I KID you NOT--she left me a dog, some dishes + my pick-up truck; should have written a song then + there. But at least it was a 1 time deal + no $$$ afterwards. HAPPILY married now even though she doesn't fish much but accepts me as I am + you can't ask for more than that...plus the fact I no longer drink probably helps also! Best of luck to your buddy + his new bride and if they have problems it will in all likelihood result from a botched net job or tree stand location! [:sun:] |
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| DandyDon, I did not realize my ex-wife had a sister. Congrats to your friend. Looks like he gets his cake and eats it too.[:p] They are hard to come by. You did not lose a friend, you gained another fishing partner. Sounds like a good deal. |
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| Hey Rik..sounds like that Garth Brooks song, I got friends in low places. Did he write it with you in mind? LOL
May they always bite at the mouth. |
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| Sorry DandyDon,, but I had to fix a few things on your post.. There are a few words that cant be said on this site.
I wish you all the luck in the world |
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