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  Location: Athens, Ohio | Who cheat. m  
https://www.yahoo.com/sports/angler-learns-why-record-fish-170133630... | 
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  | I caught what might have been a state record black crappie back in the early 90's down near coal city, IL.   I ate it.   I still remember the meal because they were the biggest crappie fillets I had ever seen on a plate.   Had I known it was a potential record, I would have taken smaller bites... | 
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  Location: Roscoe IL | well, im planning on catching the first 40lb 35" muskie this year LOL | 
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  | I would use liquid mercury. That #*#* weighs 13.7 grams per cubic centimeter. Lead weighs 11.3 grams per cubic centimeter. Mercury is liquid, lead is solid; can't feel mercury in a fish, sure can feel lead weights in a fish.   
  
If I were to cheat to win the boats and the cash, I wouldn't be stupid about it like those crappie guys (and those walleye guys, did you see that?!).  
  
There's so much money/ultimate boats at stake tourney managers will have to start scanning the top weigh-ins. Wonder if they'll look for mercury.  
  
Tournament Rep - "Congratulations Ranger, you win everything!  
Me - Hooray! Thanks man!   
Rep - Hang on, what's this? Hey, the bellies are loaded with liquid mercury!   
Me - No kidding?  
Rep - What do you have to say for yourself?!  
Me - How can I help with your incredibly polluted lake?
  Edited by Ranger 2/20/2024  5:14 PM 
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