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> you buy a boat and the
> day you sell it!! Well, here's a good BOAT story!!
> Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old
> dilapidated boat and
> kept pretty much to himself.
> One day he rented out his boat to a group of
> out-of-staters who sank it.
> Joe spent all day trying to salvage as much stuff as
> he could and was
> out of touch all that day and most of the evening.
> Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife died
> suddenly. When he got
> back on shore he went into town to pick up a few
> things at the grocery. A
> kind old neighbor woman mistook him for John and
> said: "I'm so sorry for your
> loss. You must feel terrible." Joe, thinking she was
> talking about his
> boat said: "Hell no! Fact is I'm sort of glad to be
> rid of her. She was a
> rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was
> all shriveled up and
> she
> smelled like old dead fish. She was always holding
> water. She had a bad
> crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front
> too. Every
> time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked
> like crazy.
> I guess what finally finished her off was when I
> rented her to those
> four guys looking for a good time. I warned them
> that she wasn't very good
> and smelled bad. But they wanted her anyway. The
> darn fools tried to get in
> her all at one time and she split right up the
> middle!"
> The old woman fainted.
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Location: Eau Claire, WI | I don't know if I should pull this post or tell SWorrall to send you a MuskieFIRST t-shirt...:)
Good laughs regardless |
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Location: Algonquin, ILL | That is my post I don't know why my name did not appear correctly but Slap my hand if you must but I could not resist it was just too funny to pass
"Edited" - No worries John, I'm still LMAO.... Mark
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Location: Illinois-Indiana | I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!:)LOL |
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Location: ashtabula ohio | flipping classic...!! |
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