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| We have some new phrases to say instead of the old *******(stars) that we often see. Here are some things I found in a joke memo that I thought I would share with you guys.
Old Phrase/New Phrase
1)No ******* way.....I'm not certain that is feasible!
2)You've got to be ******** me....REALLY!
3)Ask me if I give a ****.......Of course I'm concerned
4)Its not my ****** problem.I wasnt involved in that project
5)He has got his head up his ***..He's not familiar with the problem.
6)Shove it up your ***...I dont think you understand!
7)Who the **** died and made you boss.. You want ME to take care of this?
8)Another ******* meeting!..Yes, we should indeed discuss this.
9)I dont give a ****...I dont think it will be a problem.
10)He is ******* ********!... He is a bit confused!.
Those are the new phrases that should be used to deal with conflits on site, home and workplace.
Joke of the day![:bigsmile:] |
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| Jason, you forgot the now-classic:
"Everybody snores, you F.I."
or should that be "you F***I****?"
oh, well. m |
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Honk, Honk, Quack
Fowl Language. |
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