| A trio of musky hunters are cheerfully thrasing the waters on the first full day of a week-long fishing trip. As can happen, all three drink a few more beers than usual, especially since it's a hot sunny day in the early fall. Suddenly, Frank sets the hook hard and before he can duck, his huge Johnson Spoon comes flying back and smacks him right in the forehead. His two drunk buddies watch as he tumbles overboard and sinks out of sight. After a moment of silence, Sam comes to his senses and dives over the side right where Frank sank. Sam sputters to the surface with a limp body in his arms. John reaches down from the boat to help hold the body up and Sam immediately begins mouth to mouth. After a minute, he stops to catch his breath and says, "Jeeze, I can't remember that Frank had such awful smelling breath!!" John says, "Yea, and I can't remember that he was wearing a snowmobile suit, either." |
