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Location: Madison, WI | Important News for you....
Your grandma was molested this evening at 7:40 pm in the Perrault Falls area of Ontario. Suspect was briefly apprehended, but is now at large. Two witnesses aboard the S.S. Mickelson described the suspect as slimy, with big teeth, height of about 6 or 7 inches, and length of about 43 inches. See the fishing reports thread for artists depiction of the suspect.
Your grandma appeared quite shaken after the incident, and was sauntering with an erractic wobble not previously noted. I think her best days are behind her...
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Location: Rhinelander, Wisconsin | Wow...either the Rum is getting to me or this is a weird post. |
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Location: Madison, WI | Probably both, Steve. (He loaned me a grandma prior to my trip, and it scored tonight)
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| AWESOME DUDE!!! Cedar?? |
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| WOW !!! That made me laugh so hard the office girl came out and asked what was so funny ... laughed harder when I saw the look on her face when I told her somebody's grandma got molested !!! Hardest part is trying to explain what a grandma was !! |
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Location: Madison, WI | Donnie,
No, it was on Cliff. We've only fished Cedar 1 day so far on this trip, with a 34 and 37 inch pike to show for it. But it was under less than ideal conditions. So may give Cedar another shot today. Staying on Perrault, but mostly fishing Cliff so far.
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Location: Yahara River Chain | My Grandma got molested? Yikes!!!!!! We got to hang that most wanted mug shot at the post office!
Good to hear your reports. Keep up the great work!
Side note - Donnie's still alive????
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Location: Madison, WI | Gerard,
Here's what the sketch artist came up with....
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| Awesome fish... Cliff is one of my pets... The HUGE center weedbar seems to hold some of the biggest fish with 60' of water nearby. They love WHITE... good night bite too. But who am I tellin?
Great job John.
Yes, Gerard, STILL ALIVE...
Miss your ugly mug!! I miss Woody too! I will see HIS ugly mug in Heaven someday. You, I'd better see HERE!  Jk!!! |
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Location: Minneapolis | Hopefully this will happen to my grandma once it comes in the mail! |
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Location: Ixonia, WI | Looking sharp these days Uncle Mark! Sounds like you and John are having a great time. Keep up the good work. Looking forward to some more photos!
P.S. Lay of Gerard's Grandma. Let that old girl get some rest. |
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Edited by MuskyFix 8/26/2011 10:14 PM
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