| If you are like many of us, a lack of money at bill paying time, + especially during the major holiday season can REALLY put the stress level on HIGH, often times resulting in domestic quarrels, loss of appetite, digestive disorders, regression of basic motor skills + unfortunately at times even a semi comotose state of mind...BUT...that need not be!!!
Slamr + I have teamed up to show you the way out of your current financial situation by offering some home study courses designed to help you "foot the bill". These easy to understand lessons will enable you to afford a lifestyle you never thought possible, + allow the individual to increase his/her self esteem, unlike those so called "matchbook" cover careers....
The first course offered is the "Is It Dark Yet" lesson. This easy to follow instructional guide includes detailed information pertaining to your desire to succeed + do you have what it takes...once this has been determined, you will recieve a packet containing the following:
-a booklet describing "getting ready for work"; how to dress, act, remaining calm + tips for patience...
-a detailed map of all the 7-11s/convenience stores in your area...
-disposable ski masks + disposable gloves...
-how to disguise your voice...
-complimentary bottle of "Cat Tabs"; taken once a day will enable to you to jump off a counter + land on your feet every time...
-a fitness program to improve stamina + overall well being...
-how to set up + negotiate a night obstacle course...
-tips on "hiding" your first "paycheck"...
-proper use of a squirt gun...
-101 exuses to use if caught...
This course was designed w/ the musky fisherman in mind! Being a somewhat daring caring bunch, we thought we might offer our services to you guys first as fall fast approaches + give you something educational to do once fishing season ends. This is the only course that offers a non violent easy way to increase your spending power for extra baits etc. as well as staying fit in the off season.
W/ the economy being somewhat unstable, our hope is that you might take advantage of our offer + give your families the financial stability they so well deserve! [::)] |
| Sponge Bob: I grew up in the streets of Washington, DC. Rather than become a criminal, I decided tdo become a police officer. As a police officer in Montgomery County, Maryland, I have all the tools necessary to apply for this job. Just wondering, if you can use a guy like me?
Wanted to become a judge, but we didn't want any criminals in the family!!! [:bigsmile:] |
