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| Ok guys and gals here is a chance to laugh at yourselves, the world, or to vent your frustration. You can make them up, or they could have actually happend to you or someone you know. They can be funny, serious,sad, happy, or just plain dumb. They can be fishing related or non fishing related. So here goes.
YOU KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE A BAD DAY WHEN...
...You get out of bed in the morning and stub your toe.
...while already behind schedule, as your diging through the clean clothes laundry basket the only clean underwear that you can find belongs to your wife.
...on the way to work,in a fit of road rage, you realize that the idiot driver you just flipped the "bird" to was a cop in an unmarked squad car.
...the coffee maker dies after brewing only a 1/2 cup in the morning.
...while parking the truck 2 blocks away from the busy boat ramp you reach down on the seat next to you and find the drain plug for the boat.
...when makeing a cast you find out that the splash you just heard wasn't your lure, but your car keys.
...you hear a loud snap as the handle breaks on the landing net as your buddy nets your first 50 incher.
...while away on a long business trip you mail a greeting card home to your wife for your wedding anniversary and realize that your put the love letter to your girlfriend in the envelope.
...when making the first cast with that brand new expensive hughes river bait that you waited 2 years to get, the line snaps.[:((]
...after being harrased by telemarketers all morning, you answer the phone with,"Listen you @#$%#&&*(# I told you to stop calling me." Only to find out that it's your boss.
Lets see what you can come up with. SpongeBob should have some great ones. Enjoy and have a Good Day
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| When you lose your favorite lure ($40 almost impossible to find...) after catching two more on it that morning, then you're zipping up 2 pairs of pants after getting rid of some coffee overboard, and you hear a "plunk" on the deck followed by a little splash in the water....and realize your phone just dove under in 30ft of water. This was yesterday!!!!!!
Slamr |
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| Your second time out in your boat you launch on a electric only lake, get about 15min ride down wind and hear running water, look over your shoulder and see not one but BOTH of your bildge outputs shooting full stream! Try to reach the plug from the transom, soak your arm all the way up the the shoulder and then have to haul at 24v back to the ramp to trailer the boat because the plug is under the step in the transom out of reach. Get the boat trailered, get the plug back in, and mother nature opens up with her wrath of 25mph wind and horizontal rain in 40f temps which gets a look from the wife like, its time to go![:(] |
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| First thing in the morning A backlash with the toilet paper is never A good sign.
Dave Jackley |
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| Gooder one FP! Typical postal person day for you eh???? Walk 4 miles during bow season, sit down + have an apple, CokeCola + Pay Day around 11:00 a.m.....just before dark you realize you left your keys at least 3 miles up on a mountain top + 2 miles to the nearest hard top road....3 days later walked about 2 miles, set up + realized I'd left me release in the truck[:(]
Last year...headed down the lake w/ my nieces boyfriend to hook him up w/ some rockfish at 10:00 at night....get to the island chain + realize I'd left my rods on the dock....
Headed a mile or so down the lake once, ran out of gas...
Took my first boat + jumped the trailer, hit 2 rental boats + slammed the dock in a thunder storm.....just a few I can remember off the top of my head...I'd loved to have seen Slamrs face when he dropped that phone overboard![:sun:] |
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| You know its going to be a bad day when.....
When you've had 2 cups of coffee and a dip of kodiak and you havnt dumped yet and your partner is yelling "get in the BOAT!"
MUSKY ILLINI
"Dont go in the bathroom for at least 35-45 minutes" |
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| It takes me a 1/2 hour to get to work and guess what I got up late had a 1/2 hour to get dress,eat,pack my lunch,and brush my teeth,and drive there,I made it with 1 min left,and no I dont think I was going the speed limit! |
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| When you spend the week ragging on your best buddy about always being late and forgetting stuff making sure he's ready for the big Saturday three+ hour drive to the best 10,000+ acre-lake, only to arrive and realize you forgot the keys to the damn boat. On the downside that's a lot of water to try and fish with a trolling motor only. On the upside we're still best buddies. [:praise:] |
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| When you and your kid are unloading the boat at the ramp, and just as you park and exit the truck, Jon yells - 'Hey dad, bring me the drain plug!' True story, 3/29/02. It was still a good day after that, though. Also, regarding the first post, for those of us a bit farther South, please explain the term "underwear"??!! thanks, m |
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| underwear... boxers, briefs, pantys, bras, t-shirts, socks, pantyhose,etc. |
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| When on the way to the landing on tournament morning your partner says, pull off at the next gas station I have to cut my UNDERWEAR off. LMAO.......What a nice surprise for the station attendant when emptying the rest room trash.
Oh yeah....a bad day can begin with stopping at a "Porta Jon" only to find the seat covered with someone elses you no what. Did I mention it was still dark out? Good thing I didn't step in it. LOL
Let Em Go...Let Em Grow.....Mike |
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| When you are constantly being buzzed by your wife's bait as she attempts to cast, and you yell as each one nearly misses your ear, only to sink your own lure into her left shoulder blade. You should of heard her scream! WOW!
I gots me a bigga boat now! |
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| When you are constantly being buzzed by your wife's bait as she attempts to cast, and you yell as each one nearly misses your ear, only to sink your own lure into her left shoulder blade. You should of heard her scream! WOW!
I gots me a bigga boat now! |
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| When your first cast of the day ends up in a tree, and you lose the bait!
This happened last night.[:0] |
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