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| As you might know, in the interests of science, Reef Hawg voluntarily put his own life on the "line" so to speak by gulping the flouro a couple days ago. If this stiff line pierces his intestine or if he still has an appendix and it catches there and pokes a hole or sets off appendicitis, well, he could be on death's door in a heartbeat. Many of us have urged him to eat a lot of bread, kind of like the fishbone theory, hoping it will cushion it and push it on through. Those of you that want to say something nice about Reef Hawg now, before he is gone, might want to say it while the opportunity exists. Of course if it is something somewhat insincere, or you owe him money, you might want to keep quiet in case he lives. What the heck, if it is insincere and he lives, he won't know the difference and he will feel like he owes you something! I will start. I wanted him to take me fishing last year, but he didn't, and he seemed quite nice about it, and sort of had a good excuse. I mean like he didn't call me a southern cretin or anything like that...  BTW, I have heard if he lives through the flouro swallowing experiment, next week he will swallow a two pound, medium rare steak, whole, tied to some more line and will let members then jerk it back out of his stomach, or lift him by the string. I think he will do that as soon as he passes the flouro and rechecks his life insurance policy, and get's the ok from his MS. Edited by firstsixfeet 9/2/2007 4:09 PM | |||
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Posts: 395 Location: NW WI | firstsixfeet - 9/2/2007 2:53 PM As you might know, in the interests of science, Reef Hawg voluntarily put his own life on the "line" so to speak by gulping the flouro a couple days ago. If this stiff line pierces his intestine or if he still has an appendix and it catches there and pokes a hole or sets off appendicitis, well, he could be on death's door in a heartbeat. Many of us have urged him to eat a lot of bread, kind of like the fishbone theory, hoping it will cushion it and push it on through. Those of you that want to say something nice about Reef Hawg now, before he is gone, might want to say it while the opportunity exists. Of course if it is something somewhat insincere, or you owe him money, you might want to keep quiet in case he lives. What the heck, if it is insincere and he lives, he won't know the difference and he will feel like he owes you something! I will start. I wanted him to take me fishing last year, but he didn't, and he seemed quite nice about it, and sort of had a good excuse. I mean like he didn't call me a southern cretin or anything like that... BTW, I have heard if he lives through the flouro swallowing experiment, next week he will swallow a two pound, medium rare steak, whole, tied to some more line and will let members then jerk it back out of his stomach, or lift him by the string. I think he will do that as soon as he passes the flouro and rechecks his life insurance policy, and get's the ok from his MS. I need some of what this guy is drinking! | ||
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| Well, in my undying will to maintain my persona de honesty, I decided to document the endeavor(wife also made me do so, for life insurance purposes...). In the mean time, I became a bit hungry, and fully realized that a 5" piece of 150# Florocarbon just wouldn't quiet the pangs. So... I decided to just attach my second favorite(didn't want to try it with my favorite on the maiden voyage) GP-Thumper AC-10(yes, an effective, but different, double Cowgirl rip-off). I would have prefferred a chartreause blade, and possibly a silicon skirt for lubrication going down, but with just a dash of McCormicks Montreal steak seasoning and a quick wash with a PBR shorty, down it went. Will report progress tommorrow(hopefully). Attachments ----------------  summer07 088 (Large).jpg (140KB - 174 downloads) summer07 089 (Large).jpg (154KB - 145 downloads) | |||
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| Reef Hawg |
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| Well..... I...err...it made it through this one. Got up this morning to a bowl bowl of bran flakes and the rest is history. Heck, even felt good enough to run out and take a few quick casts over a big one I had spotted a few times over the months with the lucky lure and leader, to make sure they still worked. They did..... Gonna try a 10" Jake for a mid morning snack, followed by some sort of Delong product. I jusat love the smell/flavor of that anise oil on those eels. Edited by Reef Hawg 9/4/2007 8:31 AM Attachments ---------------- summer07 090 (Large).jpg (145KB - 147 downloads) summer07 091 (Large).jpg (159KB - 159 downloads) summer07 092 (Large).jpg (144KB - 169 downloads) summer07 093 (Large).jpg (56KB - 187 downloads) | |||
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One question.....Where is "Sponge" on this thread???  | |||
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