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| "My life is a WRECK" I told her as I stared out of the window this afternoon....the phone was silent....she was laughing I could tell but could not hear....as I started to hang up she asked me if where I'd been....I told her I just got home...she asked if I'd fixed the leak in the toilet...I told her no...2 days now I've been trying to fix it + to no avail...I told her i was ready for a change + to my surprise she said to let her know + that she would be willing to move...ever have those days when you are ready to get rid of all your junk + start all over???? I got STUFF everywhere; every closet, desk, counter, shelf, drawer, table, cabinet, floor, corner etc. is covered or full of STUFF!!!!! All I can do now is gargle Lemon Joy + blow bubbles...it's that bad....if anyone can convince me to MOVE, I may seriously consider, whether it be the post office or not...I can sell, dance, sing, soak up all kinds of STUFF...I feel somewhat better now....you guys can blame RALPH...he's the one who asked the question about the digital camera!!!! Thanks...I HAD TO VENT!!! [::)] |
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| Oh our Hallowed Porous One,
See how much better you feel once you vent!?![;)] I say every person may vent on this board, BUT ONLY ONCE!!!
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Rob
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| Well if the U.S. post office has a "relocationm program", the guy I talk to at the counter is a real hoot, you 2 would get along great. I'm pretty sure you wouldn't have the boos issue here. AND there is another guy retiring from there pretty soon.
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| Oh great Sponge
There is always room in zoo jersey for great people like your self[:sun:].Beleive it or not there are some spots that arn't quite as built up as one might think.We even have muskies hear. So good luck on your quest ,to find shangri-la.[;)] You got a fishen partner any time you stop by .
good hunting
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| Think Wisconsin, Home to:
Huge Muskies, lots of little ones too..
Thousands of Lakes...
Great schools for little Sponge...
Shopping malls for Sponge Babe...
More places to buy tackle than you can shake a stick at...
Tuffy Boats...
Many of the silly folks on this board...
Hundereds of post offices...
The Packers...
Your new found love..."Bratwurst"...
Oh, and I almost forgot, Wal-Mart runs weekly sales on Paydays by the case..........
Head out the driveway and point it northwest...We'd love to have ya...
Mark
Musky Adventures
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| Move on up Sponge, Eagle River the place you need to be, so load up the truck and move up by me. We could use a new personality in our post office+ I'll teach you enough water to keep you busy for the rest of your life, and enough out of the way water to hide from the mrs when you get in hot water[:p] |
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| Sponge,
Can you get here by Monday? I know of two functions for you to attend. Your choice![;)]
Listen to the voices in your head. "Go to Wisconsin, Go to Wisconsin" We welcome you with open arms. And boats!![:sun:]
See you Monday,[;)]
Shep |
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| Hmmm...
Cheesehead Bob...... That could work. Spongecheese Bob? Maybe.....
Any other suggestions?
Rob
www.cometowisconsinsayeththemuskie.com |
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| Thanks fellow dudes...I assume Shep the functions are "mal + dis"....I attend them often!
***Greg, see if you can get the phone # of that office...I may call + see what's up...also is there a trailer park w/ concrete chickens nearby?[:sun:] |
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| Spongedude, Iam on vac.APRIL 13-21,Turkey season.Take the boat to the lake, hunt in am throw musky baits rest of day between gobbles.Then come home and let wife feed me. Welcome you to join me! Next day,do it again. |
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| Stringcheese Bob might work. Spongebob and Cheesepants?
These might work if the porous one should get up this way. Imagine Spongebob in Wisconsin..........We could use him up here. Not in MN however they allready have Jesse, I don't think that they can stand any more humor than that. Movin on up? Welcome to you and yours is what I say. Hope to see you in "God's Country" Sponge.
Let Em Go...Let Em Grow.....Mike |
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| Sponge, I'm glad that we have that problem solved now that you are moving to Wisconsin. Next we have to figure out what part of the state you should move to.......my house is for sale![;)] |
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| Spongebob moving to wisconsin would be the best thing that ever hit that state since, well, cheese.
Think you would ever have a problem finding a boat to fish out of? Just do it! |
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| Stringcheese Bob..... Good one Mike!![:bigsmile:]
Rob
www.herecomesspongebobherecomesspongebobrightdownwiscosinway.com[:praise:] |
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| rollin' rollin rollin', get those wheels a-rollin! All these guys are right, WI is a terrific place to grow yer spud. |
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| Many a time I've wanted to sell everthing I own and follow the Grateful Dead around the country. Now, Jerry's dead, Phish suck, and I need to get a life.
Sponger, this too shall pass. Fix the g.d. toilet or rip it out and put it over a pothole in your road, but good ladies are gettin real hard to find. m[:bigsmile:] |
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| Just called the P.O. at Rice Lake + they are trying to cut peeps too...must be a nationwide thing!!!!![:(] Guess I'll unpack, kick back + wait for the next available chance....[:sun:] |
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| Sponge,
I guess on a more serious note if you live in IL (i think) Real Estate is my biz. So if you wanna move I can hook ya up. I'll even throw in a free day of fishing. Just a thought...lol..Lemme know if you're interested.
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| Sponge
In regards to problems with your toilet and wife
You do know what the difference is between a toilet and a women????,,,,,,A toilet dosent follow you around after you use it [:devil:] |
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| Thanks Phil but I live in Va...I'd love real estate as Mom was a realtor before retiring but I'm dumber than a goose in math! And HOOKER...gooder one!!! LOL...but I don't think I'll show her that one..or maybe I will![:0] [:sun:] |
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| Sponge, lemme know when you need to see the housing available in Eau Claire.
You will wonder what took you so long to get here.
If not for yourself, do it for the cheese, think of the cheese. Please don't hurt the cheese...please please the cheese. Ok, enough. Jeez.
Jono
p.s. if it helps, I'll even track down those pickled sausages you like and leave 'em on your doorstep as a house warmer...then we'll move on to pickled eggs w/ tabasco and pepper. dinner is served. |
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| I thought this was a post about sponges WIFE!!But its not now im depressed![:((] |
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| Spongedude.....Chuck was right....you should move to Eagle River.....Eagle River, ALASKA. I'm just relocating there and the post office guys are a hoot. They have a nice bald eagle or two that hang out in the parking lot trees. True, the place is somewhat (actually completely) devoid of masquinongy but there are compensations!!
Northward Ho!!!
BrianW
www.bighonkingkingsalmon.com[:bigsmile:] |
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| Sponge...Move to Wisconsin...
PLEASE!! |
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| Sponge,
Don't blame Ralph for the digital camera thing, blame me....he used mine last weekend, which is what prompted him to ask about them. Secondly, blame me for you even seeing his post, I got you onto this site....IT'S ALL MY FAULT!! Therefore, you are more than welcome to stay in my attic up here in the N.Suburbs of Chicago, no heating or cooling, but lots of cool baits to play with in there.
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| LOL Slamr! The attic beats the dog house anyday....and YES you ARE RESPONSIBLE...me first contact w/ the cyber world in which I have become trapped...now the house is falling apart...I'm late for everything....the sponge babe has been replaced by fishing magazine fold-outs of glistening pisces....I rarely sleep anymore...I hate my job....all I want to do is fish + eat...but thanks are in order because you have created a whole new life for me that I would have never known w/out your patience + keyboard training!!![::)] [:sun:] |
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| Spongy,
I was walking into the post office yesterday and they had a help wanted sign in the window. The post office is in Excelsior MN and is 1 block off Lake Minnetonka. Check it out.
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| Spongy,
I was walking into the post office yesterday and they had a help wanted sign in the window. The post office is in Excelsior MN and is 1 block off Lake Minnetonka. Check it out.
-MT |
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| SPONGEY,
SORRY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!![:0]
Didn't mean to get you all rild up!!!!![:bigsmile:]
Move to Illinois, you can fish all year, in Feb. we go to the power plants on lake Michigan and get some nice Brown trout. Maybe I can expand my business:
SPONGE FEVER.............CATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Treats...how large is the office...how large is the office.......can you get a phone #?
Ralph...expand, send me a contract + you're on! Actually I have to wait to see what happens w/ the "reform" they are talking about...too much invested to just up + take off![:sun:] [;)] |
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