| It's the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know
>the kids by asking them their name and what their father does for a living.
>The first little girl says: "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman."
>
>The next little boy says: "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic."
>
>Then one little boy says: "My name is Johnny and my father is a striptease
>dancer in a cabaret for gay men."
>The teacher gasps and quickly changes the subject, but later in the
>school yard the teacher approaches Johnny privately and asks if it was
>really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.
>
>He blushed and said, "I'm sorry but my dad plays football for the Vikings,
>and I was just too embarrassed to say so."
I hate posting this because I am from MN and a big vikings fan, but its too dang funny...
MJB |
