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| muskynightmare |
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Posts: 2112 Location: The Sportsman, home, or out on the water | You have a revalation that your in too deep when......... If you have ever super-glued yourself to a bulldawg. Even your dog begs you to go back to the launch. On opening morning, you sing "It's the most wonderful time of the year". | ||
| guest |
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| When you have pictures of the muskies you caught on your desk instead of your wife/kids. If you have a bumper sticker that reads "The fat girls put up the best fights." If you have had a bulldawgs tail rip off because it was frozen to the boat. If your kids asks for a sucker and you reply "No, musky season isn't open yet." | |||
| big gun |
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Posts: 462 Location: Madison Wi. Chain | When your lure lands on ice instead of water. Your worst fears are losing a big fish. You know the name of every muskie lake in the entire state. A night out is spent casting. | ||
| esox50 |
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Posts: 2024 | Breaking up with your girlfriend came about as a direct result from you putting the phone down to net a fish. Fat females are your idea of a perfect girl. You hardly have any fingernails left from testing your hooks. "Musky knuckle" becomes your badge of honor. You begin your day by visiting six different muskie forums... beginning of course with M1st. You need a cortizone shot just to make it through a week on LOTW. You figure 8 bass. | ||
| sworrall |
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Posts: 32958 Location: Rhinelander, Wisconsin | Your Honeymoon is too a Muskie Camp. Your anniversary date is for your biggest muskie Your wife fishes muskies just so she can see you once in awhile You roll out of bed from dreaming you set the hook, more than just once | ||
| rpieske |
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Posts: 484 Location: St. Louis, MO., Marco Is., FL, Nestor Falls, ON | esox50 - 5/28/2006 8:05 AM You need a cortizone shot just to make it through a week on LOTW. You figure 8 bass. Oh...oh! I had a cortisone shot in the elbow and the knee befor I left. I'm in trouble. | ||
| kreegz |
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Posts: 162 Location: East Troy, WI | You figure 8 bass. caught my self doing that the other day with a jig... | ||
| kevin cochran |
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Posts: 374 Location: Bemidji | Every year you have to find a girlfriend by MN opener to watch your dog, mow your yard, and keep your house clean because you will be on the water every day! | ||
| luckymusky |
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Posts: 626 Location: ashtabula ohio | when....the load rating for your boat is exceeded....with no one in it.... | ||
| Musky_Slayer |
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Posts: 280 Location: Pewaukee WI | your pulse triples everytime its overast and drizzley even when season is closed. | ||
| Muskaluck |
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| When you make and troll baits up to 31" hoping to end this World Record controversy! | |||
| Got Esox? |
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Posts: 350 Location: WESTERN WI | When your entire world evolves around Musky Fishing 365 days ayear, 24/7, and you wouldn't have it any other way. | ||
| The Yeti |
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| When you understand why Cady got out... | |||
| ckarren |
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Location: Duluth, MN - Superior, WI | sworrall - 5/28/2006 8:16 AM You roll out of bed from dreaming you set the hook, more than just once One up Steve, set the hook in your sleep and throw your wife out of bed. She was mad!! Take you wife muskie fishing for the first time and she thinks she broke her wrist from netting your fish. She said, “I did not think it would get that mad. The F#*%!^* thing nearly yanked me out of the boat!!!!” | ||
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