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| KidDerringer |
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Posts: 244 Location: Mallard Island Lake Vermilion MN | Derringer Distribution Systems is proud to announce the release of the NEW Musky Tom Marked Mapping System of Red Lake in Northern Ontario and Lake Vermilion in Northern Minnesota. In conjuction with Winter Nights & Lazy Dream Inc. and working very closly and in part with Slippey Ed Duar and Dangerous Freddy "Fingers" Longflicker we have made up what we beleive to be the BEST set of Marked maps for these TWO areas yet. Through a series of late night interviews in his Fish Shack deep in the North woods just to the east of Moose Factory Ontario on MooDue Lake, the Very Handsome & humble Duke of Mallard Island himself, Lord Tommy, has agreed to and just completed one FULL set of totally funky maps already. We can now offer up to YOU, the Musky Fishing Public, these simply wonderful color plastic maps and GPS CD ROMs and or Chips. Complete with Lord Tommy's Special Color coded FUR-SURE spot locations for each season and any weather condition faced in the Northland. Also being offered will be, "The Kid's - TOP 100" areas on each lake for: Super Sunset Savages, Marauding Morning Monsters, Noon Time Napper's and Late Night Nasty Manglers, complete with FUR-SURE HOT BITE Super Action Locations and Lure of choice index. Also inclued will be actual notes from these intreging and ground breaking interviews and outstanding photos of this event to mix and match with the FUR-SURE Location system. For a small EXTRA fee you can also, for a limited time, purchase the simply wonderful Lord Tommy "Ident-a-Spot" visoin Drops. These Drops can and do turn your own eyes into BIG fish locators, Just Like Tom's. You will see Fish Deeper and Futher behind your FUR-SURE System lure offerings. See the very hard to find, but very important Musky Droppings. Locate That ever elusive Musky Slime & Broken Teeth trails and never before seen Fin Sheds so very vital to you early Spring Musky success! Read what people from the south are saying about this wonderful system: Hanny Sticupit from Goshen KY. says: "I was using this great thang and thought I had discoverd a Musky Wonderland. Simple for ya's to use, lots of HOT info and works great, just GREAT!" Jimmy "JIG" Ripenjeans of Hulbert Texas say: "It's Sumthing Alright. Get me on fish I was Drive'en on or over for years up in them Cold nort lakes. FUR-SURE Fish'en System is wat it say it is, an it works! Aint that boy sumthin, always up ta sumthin, Hotdam right he is. Now Get for I skin ya an feed ya too ma Hogs.!" Jimmy Hairnuckles of Meatrock, AK says: "Them Eye Dropper things is great! They make me see's BIG'ens on waters I never fished. Plus I can see stuff way DEEP down. Stuff I can use or need an can resell! Stuff like Lures, Anchors, Motors parts, Old Human bones of miss'en dudes, stuff like that thar ya know. Helps me get to see stuff I never seen before, even off the water! Hell now I can see Street signs or the trails at night and get home on time for Pack-on's so my little women don't put the Skill'et or ladle up side my head so offten!" So now there, you can really see there is an answer to the madness! NO need to spend hours and hours and more hours, even days or weeks in some of your cases beating DEAD waters, buying evey lure in the shop, relying on what someone else told you was the HOT thing to do or place to go, lure to use in a strip bar or silly on-line muskie message board. STOP lying to your little women when you don't produce time and time again and waste countless $$$$ on GAS & OIL, Pretty Lures, Strippers & Beer. NOW you can own your NEW Color Coded, Musky Tom's Marked Map & FUR-SURE easy Musky Finding & Fishing system for only two easy payments of $2999.99. Shipping and handling Xtra and will vary according to where you sleep & who you are, but never more than $49.49 per unit each time bought for a limited time only. Get YOURS TODAY and enjoy a better nights sleep, full photo album, happy little women and more cash in yer pocket. Brought to you in part by the happy crew at: www.muskytomsguideservice.com | ||
| mavmskyb8 |
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Posts: 260 Location: Kentucky | HOLY SHEET!! Them there I drops done mad a believr out of me! I can evn see me winkie now! Member times back when i sprayed all over the place, a cast here, a cast there, just a hope'n I'd a get lucky! Not now! Ever cents I bought the Musky Tom Markrd mapping sistem for lake Vermillion, my fishing comprension has impraved 100% on Cave Run! THATs write! Musky Tom's mapping sistem of Lake Vermilon wrks evn bedder on Cave Run! Tak it from me, The Musky Tom mapping sistem works on any lake. Stop at ur local convence store today and get u one! | ||
| sworrall |
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Posts: 32958 Location: Rhinelander, Wisconsin | You and Ranger need to get together, under Papa Joe's direction and care. Now that would be a trio. | ||
| Steve Jonesi |
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Posts: 2089 | Tom, You are one of a kind my friend. Hope that blk/org Amma Bama serves you well this year.Going to try and get up sometime b4 that little contest this fall.Maybe you can personally sign my Marked Map!!!!!hope all is well at the new digs.Take care. Steve | ||
| ESOX Maniac |
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Posts: 2754 Location: Mauston, Wisconsin | Steve- No! Linking KidD up with Ranger & Papa Joe would be devastating. They both have permanent cabin fever. Papa Joe travels with a Papa Joe Muskie Charm under his butt for luck and Ranger's winter excersize program for Muskie Fisherman is quite unusual. I can't wait to see the package - Musky Tom Marked Mapping System, Plus for a nominal adder of $499.99 you get the Ranger's Excerise Program for Muskie Fisherman on a high quality DVD featuring Ranger demonstrating his 100 step excersize program and as promotional bonus a free Papa Joe Muskie Charm that's absolutely gauranteeeed to ward off evil's. | ||
| Fish-n-Freak |
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Posts: 259 Location: Alexandria, MN | There is a little secret to those marked maps -- you have to read them in a mirror, everything is backwards! That's where the muskie charm comes in -- just in case you break the mirror. Ranger's excersise video is just a good idea for everyone. Good way to keep in shape during the off season. Take it from a fellow Vermilion Muskie Hunter, the map and eye drops are a must! Now if we can just get him to sell us a bottle of his Muskie Mojo, we can all catch some fish. See you this summer -- Keep on Rockin! Steve | ||
| Steve Jonesi |
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Posts: 2089 | Steve, If you get an extra bottle of said Mojo, please send one South.How was Shelbyville? Steve | ||
| PapaJoe |
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Posts: 285 | Hee Hee, I am so ready to hit the water, I was lookin' for a link to buy the dang map! So I suppose this is some sort of joke?! Maybe we could work out some sort of rental or lease deal? Later, papa joe | ||
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