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Location: Northwest Chicago Burbs | I'll put in the word "muskie" to make this applicable to the board....makes you think though.
A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.
The husband likes to muskie fish at the crack of dawn.
The wife likes to read.
One morning the husband returns after several hours of muskie fishing and
decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors,
and continues to read her book.
Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman
and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?").
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman.
"But I haven't touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.
MORAL: NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN WHO READS.
IT'S LIKELY SHE CAN ALSO THINK.
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Posts: 1137
Location: Holly, MI | Re-word this to Musky fishing and it works too...
A man left work one Friday afternoon, but instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend, fishing with the boys & spending his entire paycheck.
When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife and was barraged for nearly 2 hours with a tirade about his actions.
Finally, his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for 2 or 3 days?"
To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday & Wednesday came and went and he didn't see her.
On Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
Moral (from me): Let them go shopping and out with the girls as often as you can. I consider it fair trade or just building Equity towards fishing trips.
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