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| Yes gentlemen this is the real McCoy!!! Since my retirement from the military I recently purchased a 245 acre farm pond in the midst of miles of wheat stubble here in Montana.
Little did I know it had been stocked years earlier with musky….the barred, clear, spotted Minnesota/Wisconsin/Ontario strain. These babies get big fast. Then I found there was an artesian well (much to our dismay we found several “sick” artesians also) feeding ice cold water into my pond all year round. This gave the muskies a continous supply of both Canadian and Wisconsin strain snow fleas to eat…..as well as the occasional rattlesnake, fawn and newborn calf.
So I founded Dr. Musky’s Nature Camp. Here at Dr. Musky’s we are one with nature and fish au natural. Helps with the CPR too, cause who wants to bring a thrashing ski in the boat with so much soft tissue exposed. Anyways, I was out in my float tube last week fishing my favorite homemade surface lure. Carve them myself….they look, well, like the male anatomy. I affectionately call them the “Penis Plug”….so instead of walking the dog you can be popping the penis. I’m sure there are all sorts of Fruedian ramifications to this but we won’t go there.
So here I was, popping the you-know-what when an enormous fatty welled up behind by plug and engulfed it! The battle was on ….she towed me around the pond two or three times before I got here to shore where some itinerant artesian quickly took this picture of me and the ski. Only had time for one boys so don’t ask for more. We taped her at 63” with a 34” girth. Somewhere between 85 and 90 lbs best I can figure. Then I set her back in the water and off she swam straight back to them snow fleas. Problem is I can’t get a proper replica done for obvious reasons….they are going to have to use a wahoo mold or something.
Anyways, you can view the beauty on the family website:
www.members.home.net/wight41/Brian.html
It’s the gosh honest truth guys….. ;)
BrianW
PS: You can start booking your Montana Musky adventure with Dr. Musky soon!!!!
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| Suddenly... I am very scared of you Brian. |
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| Judging the picture either your a short person or that fish would be well over 63" and would weigh well over 100lbs. I love the no clothes idea but the farmers tan gives it away. Great idea.
Later
Jim |
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| I cant believe I let you in my boat twice this year... Is that Montana air getting to you...LOL[:bigsmile:] |
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| Congrats on catching the next world record, nothing like “popping the penis in a big fatty”. Did you participate in any “vaccination” studies when in the service?[:p] |
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| there aren't any power lines over the top of your world record lake there in montana, are there? they can cause fish(and fish stories) to grow to enormous proportions...[:bigsmile:]
zach sanders |
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| Hey, Doc!
Goofy lookin fish. Is missing it's pants. |
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| So tell me why you didn't take me to this pond when I was out in August? I could have used a nice Big Sky ski to go along with the 60 or so Bows :) I believe you Brian, really I do..........[;)] |
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| Hee hee heeee.....can't say a thing!!!![:sun:] |
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| ...mmm, I almost stooped reading at the penis part but kept going for some reason. All I have to say is that you must of got a D in grade 2 for cutting and pasting
tight lines and tight scissors
www.greatfishing.net |
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