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| Here's one for ya, catch it quick before it goes into exile:
Three Texas surgeons were having lunch together and
> > discussing surgeries they had performed.
> >
> > One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A
> > concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I
> > reattached them and 8 months later he performed a
> > private concert for the Queen of England."
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> > One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man
> > lost both arms and legs in a terrible accident, I
> > reattached them and 2 years later he won 2 gold
> > medals in field events in the Olympics."
> >
> > The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
> > Several years ago a guy who was high on cocaine and
> > alcohol rode a horse head on into a train traveling
> > 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the
> > horse's ass and a cowboy hat. He's now president of
> > the United States."
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| I didn't realize Hillary wore a cowboy hat, although I knew the Clintons rode the country into the ground....[:0]
*Who said Southerners are DUMB???
Phone rings in the FBI office...
Hello, FBI.....
I'd like to report a large quantity of reefer at my next door neighbors, Willy Smith, he's hiding it in his woodpile!
Thank you sir, we'll be out in the morning!
Next day the FBI shows up at Willys at the crack of dawn and start chopping up all the wood.
After 4 hours, and not even finding a seed, they sneer at Willy and leave.
Willys phone rings and his neighbor asks "Willy, did the FBI just cut up all your firewood"?
Willy replies "Yes, they did!"
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| OK, Sponge, then you'll like this:
Bill, Hillary, and Al were in an airplane crash. They're up in
heaven, and God is sitting on the great throne.
God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in ?"
Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and
that we need to save the world from CFC's and that if any more freon
is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die."
God thinks for a second and says "Okay, I can live with that. Come
and sit at my left."
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in ?"
Bill replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people
should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one
should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe
in feeling people's pain."
God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, that sounds good. Come and
sit at my right."
God then addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"
Hillary says, "I believe you're in my chair."
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| Ha! All are funny! |
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| Gooder one dude! I'm surprised Shep hasn't responded yet![;)] We need to get Mauser back on here...I assume he's still HITCHED!!?[:sun:] |
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