| Dear Tech Support:
>
> Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
> slow-down in the performance of the flower and jewelry applications that
> had operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5.0 system. In addition,
> Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9,
> but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 7.4, NBA 3.2 and NHL 4.1.
> Conversation 8.0 also no longer runs and Housecleaning .6 simply crashes
> the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to
no
> avail. What can I do?
>
> Signed,
> Desperately Seeking Solution
>
>
> Dear Desperate:
>
> First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 was an entertainment package, while
> Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
>
> Try to enter the command C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears
> 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilt
3.3
> and Flowers 7.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
> such background applications as Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or
Beer
> 6.1.
>
> Please remember that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create
> Snoring Loudly WAV files. DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall
> another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will
> crash Husband 1.0. It could also potentially cause Husband 1.0 to default
> to the program: Girlfriend 9.2, which runs in the background and has been
> known to introduce potentially serious viruses into the Operating System.
>
> In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory
> and can't learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
> additional software to enhance his system performance. I personally
> recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Recliner 4.5 combined with that old standby...
> Lingerie 6.9 (which has been credited with improved performance of Husband
> 1.0).
>
> Good Luck,
> Tech Support
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