| TECH SUPPORT FOR HUSBAND 1.0
(sad, but true...)
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
slow
down in the performance of flower and jewelry applications that had
operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0
uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9, but
installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. Conversation
8.0 no longer runs and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've
tried running Nagging 5.3
to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Desperate
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Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
Husband
1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command:
C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But
remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence
2.5,
Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will
create
SnoringLoudly.WAV files.
DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.
These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new application quickly. You might consider
buying
additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend Hot
Food
3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
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