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Posted 8/8/2002 5:33 AM (#1889)
Subject: Am I A Yankee or a Confederate


After reading about you boys way up north, I'm starting to wonder. I live about 25 miles north of Washington, D.C. (aka Marionberryville). I always thought of myself as a southernor, but am starting to wonder, am I a yankee or a confederate Musky fisherman? Wondering what y'all think. After all, youse guys opinions do matter. Tom [:bigsmile:]

Posted 8/8/2002 6:11 AM (#40997)
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LOl....easy one-- you are a "Yanfederate", an individual who lives on the edge of paradise...mostly southern but still far enough north to contain a small amount of Yank, therefore nullifying complete control of ones faculties! Remember, it is easier to roll downhill than struggle to climb....[:0] [:sun:]

Posted 8/8/2002 6:31 AM (#40998)
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As my momma alwyas said, "Save your Confederate money, boys, the South's gonna rise again!"
I live in Ohio, but the window of my heart still faces the South. Amazing how a war from 140 years ago still leaves traces, isn't it? Now the real question, how do you (y'all!) tell a Yankee muskie from the southern strain? m[:bigsmile:]

Posted 8/8/2002 6:38 AM (#40999)
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Easy Mikie...we chum w/ grits + red-eye gravy while our Yank counterparts troll w/ Bratworsts + Red Bull, plus ours have fewer teeth + the remaining ones are often "bucked"![;)]

Posted 8/8/2002 6:57 AM (#41000)
Subject: Am I A Yankee or a Confederate


Simple:

If you live South of the Mason Dixon line your a Redneck

If the value of your pickup truck varies in value with the amount of gas in the tank your a redneck

If your 1/2 Sister is also your Mother your a redneck

If your teeth ( If you have any ) resemble Indian corn your a redneck

Any Others?


Posted 8/8/2002 7:43 AM (#41001)
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Just remember one thing, if you're from the south and divorce your wife, you're still brother and sister!

Posted 8/8/2002 7:48 AM (#41002)
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You might be a redneck if........ http://www.rock103.com/crew/pics/?pow=061002

Al Warner

www.spongebobismypsychotherapist.com

Posted 8/8/2002 8:10 AM (#41003)
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If damn yankee is one work to you, you're a confederate.
On the other hand, if you think Robert E. Lee was a steamboat,
you're a yankee!....[:)] [:0] [:sun:] [:devil:]

Posted 8/8/2002 8:25 AM (#41004)
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Those titles are meaningless these days with instant world wide electronic communication and common needs and goals that SHOULD be paramount to all of us.

We all are residents of the planet Earth. Yank, Rebel, what's the dif these days...[:bigsmile:] [:bigsmile:] [:0] [8)] [;)] [:)] [:praise:]

For the sake of discussion--I was born in Colorado, raised in New Mexico and Illinois(about even time), then moved to Wisconsin. I think I am both.[:blackeye:]

Posted 8/8/2002 10:13 AM (#41005)
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C'mon people, now
Smile on yer brother
Everybody get together
you know the rest!
m[:bigsmile:]

Posted 8/8/2002 10:17 AM (#41006)
Subject: Am I A Yankee or a Confederate


rebel, no doubt.

Posted 8/8/2002 12:15 PM (#41007)
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Though we reside physically on this planet, by some of the posts on this board past/present I dare say some of YOU spend much of your time in the upper atmosphere...I'm finding it harder + harder each day to conduct a serious + intelligent conversation!!![:0] [:sun:]

Posted 8/8/2002 12:19 PM (#41008)
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Simple one to answer: If you weren't born in the 1860's does it really matter?[:p]

I would go with Yankee.. but it is close, only a handful of miles and you would be whistlin' Dixie!

Posted 8/8/2002 12:25 PM (#41009)
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Gooder one Tone...check out some of the pics + you'd think they were from colonial times![:0]
* the only thing that will rise here is a panful of biscuits each morning as me wife lovingly jumps out of bed to do what she enjoys most...taking care of her sponges! [:sun:]

Posted 8/8/2002 3:52 PM (#41010)
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Sponge Bob: Yep, my wife lovingly jumps out of bed each day too. Trouble is...when she gets up, I've been gone for work two hours earlier!

Dat be Northern' talk fer "I been dun gone fer two ours urlier!!! On da udder hand, if I hads me a gurl-fren, maybe ma brekfas been dun ready alreddy!!

I wokes up dis mornin' thinkin' I hads me a nitemare! Looked over and thought ole' age wus creapin' up on me!

Dis from a YankFederit!!

[:bigsmile:]

Posted 8/8/2002 6:58 PM (#41011)
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Lol MK...to be honest I'd be afraid to ask her for a glass of milk![:blackeye:]

Posted 8/8/2002 9:07 PM (#41012)
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None of you have the first clue.
Sponge sounds like he is as confused as the rest of you on this one(wait, actually that's a step closer to clarity for Sponge isn't it? usually he is waaaaaayyy more confused!)

Anyway to clarify it all for you from one who has been south, the line of demarcation from north to south is the "sweet tea" line. If you are far enough south where sweet tea is commonly available you are in the south. If sweet tea is difficult to find, you are in the north. If sweet tea is an unknown drink you are in WI, have a beer![:)]

Posted 8/8/2002 9:40 PM (#41013)
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sworrall, wisconsinites are a hole diffrent breed.
oops did i say that. he he
happy hunting
duck

Posted 8/8/2002 10:32 PM (#41014)
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Lol 1st 6'...failed to remember the "too sweet to drink" iced tea! Being from Louisiana originally makes Va seem like the North Pole...or is that the South Pole...[:0]
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