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| I will be traversing the countryside this fall w/ my newest invention....the "MUSKY MOUNT"! This hydrolic controlled masterpiece is 6'4.8" long + is mounted to a wide metal base. The realistic finish on this fish creates even more awe. For the paltry sum of just 3.00 you can experience what a fish does at hookset!!! Once the rider is strapped in, he/she will notify the mechanic that all is well.....the mechanical musky will then take the individual for the ride of their life! First the fish will tail walk then take the rider on a deep dive into an actual weedbed. After a 5 second wait below the fish will suddenly race to the surface + go into a leader/line roll thrashing 'round + 'round then be led to a giant net on its' side! once the fish/rider have been revived, the ride will discontinue; about a 2.7 minute performance. A Hydro-Jet Sprayer adds realism too!Why try to catch a world record when you can ride one?! For an additional 2.00 you can have a wallet size photo made.
A few minor adjustments are in order then the show is on the road.... Sponge Babe gave her a test run + took out 3 lamps, a T.V. + part of a sectional sofa on the tail walk before I could subdue the beast by unplugging it. Doc says her shoulder + neck should heal up OK after therapy. Anyone wishing to purchase a "MUSKY MOUNT" franchise can do so this fall. I'd like to thank the wife for the financial backing for this project + to all of you who made this possible! See you soon.........
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| I pray that Sponge Babe's concussion will have no lasting affects. With the exception of one questionable "I do" that she uttered by mistake many years ago, she has always seemed to be a very sharp lady!
A warning label and age limit MUST be posted in 12 languages at each of your francise locations! |
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| Sponge....I think you have had more concussions then number 88....
You are always thinking of new inventions. How is life in VA ? any muskiees or strippers???
Tight lines...
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| What's up J! Nothing doing...... working 6/7days every week so the filthy rich can have their ebay + stock dividend checks on time! Much more + I'm going to start a Postal Pedic Clinic for the over worked + misunderstood. Still looking for a boat + waiting for cooler weather. Sack time now as I don't get another day off 'til Monday![:sun:]
* Steve.... she never did actually say "I do"...I took "let me think about it" as a yes![;)] |
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| Spongy,I think I will have to check into your clinic.Can you set up and apointment,seriously
I need medical advice.I think what I have is contagious.It may take some time to cure.I realy think you are my last hope.
sick with twitches
marc
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| SPONGEY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING,DROP EVERYTHING YOUR DOING,GO BUY THE NEW BOAT WHILE THE WIFE STILL HAS THE CONCUSSION,THEN BLAME ON THE BLOW TO THE HEAD WHY SHE DOESN'T REMEMBER IT BEING IN THE GARAGE (in her parking spot). .....SORRY MAN JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU OUT.Are you bring this to the Mid West this winter???[:bigsmile:] Dennis Blume |
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| I would just like to thank you spongey for saving my long relationship with my girlfriend. Your invention has made her very happy because she is finally able to drag me into a mall! lol |
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| Marc, if I am your last hope then we are sucking wind as the pressure is more than I can handle! My wife said that once upon a time; "You are my last hope to find a good man"...... poor thing can hardly get out of the bed now![;)] It would do ALL you guys good to get out to a mall ONCE + ONLY ONCE a year.... well maybe once every 2 yrs. The MUSKY MOUNT was built w/ the guys in mind as a matter of fact..... To take the women out to an overcrowded, overpriced, aggravating mass of seething retail/humanity + #2, allow one to "mount" a musky w/out fear of being ostracized on this board for mounting a fish! All of my works of great mental strain are created to serve a duel purpose + often become reality after contact w/ a microwave/toaster oven; otherwise I kinda just sit around + gaze! Merry Christmas ''til I see yo some mo!...exerpt from Cajun Christmas, 1972. I will be in the mid-west + tomyv tell your girlfriend what I tell my wife.... open the cupboard + have her look at the Quaker Oats dudes'' motto...."Nothing is better for thee than me"... that should take care of that....in fact go ahead + marry her as she may not hang around much longer![:sun:] |
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