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| Top Ten funniest things that happened during my trip to Webster with Lunch Box A.K.A. "Luke Chime Walker"
These are all 100% TRUE
10. When I went to drop the kids off at the pool at the gas station I caught the guy next to me looking at me through a hole in the divider of the stall. (didnt tell lunch box that one.)
9. The sign that said "BluebArries for sale". (only in Indiana)
8. The guy hauling his 2 drag lawn mowers.
7. Found out the reason they call slamr , slamr. (funny)
6. The girl at the trailer park pool that looked HUGE at 1000 yards.
5. A muskie tied my bulldawg in a full knot then jumped 4 feet in the air to give me the fin.
4.Heard a story about some joker that says that he caught 7.... 50 inchers last year in Webster. (yeah right!)
3.Saw a troller with a baby in a car seat. ("sure honey I will take care of the kids")
2. Same guy's kids siad. "O.K. daddy you caught one, now we get to go and feed the seagulls" (beach chickens)
And the # 1 funniest thing...... THE LOOK ON LUNCH BOX'S FACE WHEN THE AMBULANCE HAULED ME OFF TO THE HOSPITAL!!!
MUSKY ILLINI
"I dont feel so good"
ps. Thanks Lunch Box, for all the help. I mean it. You are a good man[:)] |
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| Sounds to me like we have a modern day Laurel and Hardy. I can't wait to hear about the next episode. Do we want to know why you went to the hospital? Does it involve the pool girl? |
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| Ok, what IS the reason that they call me Slamr? Painter knows it....very few else.
Slamr |
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| Slamr,
Its not your limp-wristed hook setting style that gave you that nickname, thats for sure.
just kiddin dude.
MUSKY ILLINI
"Slamr watch out for the!!!!.....D'OH!"[;)]
ps Off today to Great America to hang out with my PEEPS....Mullets and Giant Afro's IN THE HOUSE!!!!! |
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| Illini...Make sure you eat something before you go!
10. Guy looking at you through the stall door......hmmm that explains why your emergency turtle head took 30 minutes to push out. Do you guys have a second date planned?
09. My wife made me stop at the BluebArrie vendor last weekend. He was missing ALL of his front teeth... Yes only in Indiana.
08. To clarify drag lawn mowers.... picture a lawn tractor impersonating a top fuel funny car. Of course I honked and waved to make fun or the mental midget and he thought we were loyal fans and waved back, displaying less then a full set of teeth.
01. The look on Musky_Illini's face after they had shaved his carpet man chest and applied no less then 10...yes 10 EKG stickers to him when I said, hold on I'm going to get my poloroid out of the truck to post this on Muskie First!
IF this kind of bad luck continues to follow me across state lines, nobody is going to want to fish with me. And yes I did miss a bunch of fish....again. The only one I did catch was so unlucky to meet me that he was hooked in the back! |
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| Why did you have to go to the hospital?!! Mind wandered after Lunchies "boy toy" type remark with the man in the stall....But are you OK?? Catch a hook?? Ticker need winding??
Hope all is well....
Cory |
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| I just gotta laugh when I get a call from Lunchie asking me if I hear sirens? I said what for, he says Musky Illini is on the way to the hospital. Well I guess it wasnt too funny but I can sure laugh now. MI, get used to the breed of people out there, my first time out SLAMR and I ran into a few of the local dancers from the local $1 gentlemans club at a gas station. Wow, the $1 was some high priced talent for those gals!
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| Don't feel bad Illini....5 yrs ago I woke the wife up at 1:00a.m. to take me to the emergency room...just knew this was it....hooked me up to all those jelly wires etc + there I lay...come to find out I had acute angina...starting at 2 that afternoon I consumed a 6 pak of tacos followed by a med. pizza that evening...all chock full of Tabasco + jalepenos...glad to see you are ok...don't ever take a chance when it comes to second guessing a "ticker" problem! |
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| Lighten up Francis! |
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| Painter,
All is well. Just a little dehydration. I got a little worried though when the paramedic said "we had better step on it, he has inverted T signals on the heart monitor".
I got even more worried when the doctor says "Oh? you had inverted T singnals?" This was right before I was being released. I guess he didnt talk to the paramedics and didnt bother to read my chart. After I got the doctor up to speed he shaved my carpet, hooked me up to the EKG and gave me a complimentary Chest X-ray and 1 more bag of juice..
I was telling jlong today that I would of been in better hands with the employees at the Kentcky Fried Chicken we stopped at in Cave Run at the Muskie First outing. You can just imagine.....
MUSKY ILLINI
"There is more than corn in Indiana. There are lots of...... spaces for teeth"
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| MI, I thought maybe you dropped your lure and bent over to pick it up, that's why you went to the hospital.
Heck you fished silver in that heat, whaat's the deal? That drive down u.s.--, like I said before, hillbilly is not a fitting enough term. Stop at that big citgo sometime, scary! |
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| The lack of teeth in Indiana is a serious condition known as Summer Teeth.
Some are there, some are not![:bigsmile:] |
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| MI-
I think the inverted T signals on their electronics are actually fish arches, they were just misreading them. Good to see all is well!
As for Mr Anonymous, must you start on every board? Most of your posts on every other board were referencing how many drugs you took or how the boat almost sank because we had too many coolers full of beer! Lighten up and enjoy fishing for a change, versus the ridiculing you do!
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