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| Here is my shopping list for my annual fall hunt up north. Was wondering if I have forgotten anything?
1. Roll of Copenhagen
2. Talking Loon
3. Force
4. Hot Fries
5. Binoculars for the Weasel
6. Jerky (Jack Links - Sweet/Hot)
7. Gaff hook (just kidding)
8. Pepto, Pepcid, Tums, Amoduim AD
9. Big Bottle of John Daniels
10. Wisconsin license plates and a North Woods costume consisting of a fake mustache/beard, mesh hat w/flat bill, the word EY?, non-matching shorts and shirt, Bill Dance sunglasses, hairy back, farmers tan, and bad teeth.
MUSKY ILLINI
"WHO YOU CALLIN A FIB?"
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| you forgot the Packers Flag,Bratwurst,Cheddar Cheese & Pabst Blue Ribbon, If your truck is not rusted punch some holes in it and paint area around hole a rust color, add some motor oil to your gas so that the exhaust smokes and punch a few holes in your muffler for extra sound
Just Kidding Cheeseheads we love ya[:halo:]
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| I do believe there are a few things you may have forgotten:
1. Official definition of what the hell a “Hodag” is
2. Tickets to the Friday night Demolition Derby
3. 2-Stroke engine cologne – Preferably “Mercury for Men”
4. Pete Maina Wig
5. 2 Hot Brazilian Chicks
6. Super Top-Raider Nunchucks
7. Ugly Stick (too beat away toothless cheesehead women
attracted by cologne & wig at Demo Derby)
8. Chicken Pot Pie
9. Bob Mehsikomer’s amazing ability to stretch a mid 40” fish to 50”
10. Foam cheesehead, Miller High Life, and Vicadin
Sincerley,
Senor Horse
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| All I need is:
1) Jack Links is making his jerky nugget style now – it’s awesome.
2) Beer
3) Bait
4) Boat
Filmboy, don’t forget:
1)Leave your rods at home – I can’t believe it
2)Batteries
3)Film
4)Filters
5)Mic.
6)Take the lens cap off
7)Push the red button - once
8)Knee pads [:0]
9)Towel to spit in, or are you a man?[:0]
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- A picture of what a boat launch should look like.
So when you ask someone where it is, they won't
just point to the muddy,rutted opening in the weeds
at the shore.
- Paint thinner- to bribe the locals from eating
your tires,thinkin they was big chocolate donuts.
- A map not containing the worlds largest drainage
ditch 'Chippewa flowage' so you won't be swayed into
wasting your vacation fishing it.[;)]
- A list of 'The great myths of Vince Lombardi squashed'
- A compass to show packer fans that the little needle
thingy does'nt point to Lambeau field.
- Any other bait than the one 'they been crushing'
ie. The black and silver bucktail.
Whats more fun than heckling packer fans ?
- Getting them to chase a can of beer with a string
attached into - traffic/cess pool/field of broken
glass/hornets nest/cage of rabid starving rats...
[:0]
Mother
ps- It's just to easy [:devil:] |
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| WHAT!!!??? Bob is from Minnesota. |
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| How about the "T" shirt that say's "Im with stupid" |
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| Whoops I almost forgot.....
11. Lots and Lots of Road pops "Miller High Life"
12. Mullet wig
13. Chip for the shoulder
14. "Radio station changer wand" (because my fingers will to to FAT and bloated to accurately change stations after all the cheese, beer & brats)
15. Hymlick Manuver
16. A bumper sticker that says "MY SON BEAT UP YOUR HONER ROLL STUDENT"
17. 5 words for the ugly's at the FRONTIER all nude review when they say , Would you like to tip me for that dance...... " 1. There 2. will 3. be 4. NO!!! 5. tip"
18. Nascar & WWF gear.
19. Lead foot for the dark deer infested roads.
20. Last but not least.... GRIT
MUSKY ILLINI
"I have traveled.... through both time and space" |
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| Mother,
The only thing funner than heckling Packer fans is:
Peeing on every toilet seat and ROLL of toilet paper I can find in Wisconsin.
ZING!!!!!!!!!
MUSKY ILLINI
"The Mayor of Wiz City" |
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| Cod liver oil, a plunger, ear plugs + a cot! |
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| Sponge,
Screw those items. I am just going to bring a GUN. lol
MUSKY ILLINI
"There once was a lad named sponge"
"He likes to hunt for Skee-Lunge"
"He looks like Richard Dryfuss"
"It is a lie - he didnt ride the short bus"
"Sponge, sorry you had to PLUNGE ...LOL!!!......"
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| Hee hee...we ALL must at times take the "plunge"![:sun:] |
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