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| Having put many a "head doctor" on his own couch over the years I have finally been able to make a correct diagnosis...I have been permanently disabled by "BOARDITIS"...an incurable disease that makes one rush to the fishing message boards no matter what time of day/night it is....makes one stay up later than normal...makes one get up earlier than normal...makes one leave the computer on even during a major thunderstorm...has the assorted sponges in an uproar as they wait in the Spongemobile blowing the horn + shouting threats...makes one leave the dinner table in mid bite to see if any pertinent info. has been dispersed in the last 5 minutes...aggravates others when you go to their house, eat all their food + check out the board on THEIR computer...causes weight loss + hysteria when posting is slow...causes weight gain when posting is slow...drives away loved ones at family gatherings...encourages "board butt", a malady that results from spending too much time sitting + posting/reading which in time physically alters + flattens the lower torso to a grotesque 4x10 look...you guys really need help!!![:sun:] |
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| Sound like the heat is getting bad out there buddy.Is broadbutt like heatrash,I can personally tell you goldbond can help you out and that medicated feeling that it gives you WILL get you up and moving around.[:bigsmile:] Yeah it's sad when not fishing,I'am always turning this computer on to see what has developed through the day.It's life as I know it though.Blummer |
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| Kinda like shooting the breeze with your buddies when in high school, only about Muskies, not the opposite sex!!
This is not a disease, it is an addiction. A good one, too![:praise:] [:p] |
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| Hee hee hee...now that I'm only working 20 hrs per week in the afternoon + anywhere from $16,000 to $19,000 poorer, I have even more time to spend here...but little sponge wants me to build him a puppet stage, a bird house + an outside box turtle cage so that will take up some of the time; aside from the fact that I am now in charge of house cleaning, yard work + food store shopping....plus I have begun to hit the river park below the house to walk 2-3 miles a day now to clear me head + stay in shape for future "boss battles". And yes the heat is gnarly....was 85 degrees w/ high humidity 2 hrs ago! BUT...if we win our grievance at the office for another full time maintenance job the good times now will quickly end![:sun:] |
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| I hate to say it Sponge but there is only one word that can describe your current situation.....DOMESTICATED!! Not such a bad thing though in this politically correct world of ours. It's great that you have more time to spend with little sponge. |
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| Guess that's why they didn't throw me out w/ the bath water>>>>>>>>>>>>>>[:0] |
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| Sponge, you are not alone my friend. Since you only work 20hrs a week, hey hang out and host the chat room. Every time I go in there I can hear my echo.[::)] |
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