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| A Warning
If you receive an e-mail entitled "Bad times",
delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it.
Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will
not only erase everything on your hard drive,
but it will also delete anything on disks within
20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips
on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM
access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR
and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch
any CD's you attempt to play. It will program
your phone auto-dial to call only 900 numbers.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE
SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table
when you are expecting company. It will replace
your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine,
all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend
behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous
to your Visa card.
It will cause you to run with scissors and throw
things in a way that is only fun until someone loses
an eye.
It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your
active verbs to passive tense and incorporating
undetectable misspellings which grossly change
the interpretations of key sentences. If the "Badtimes"
message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will
leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer
plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your
mattresses and pillows, It will also refill your skim
milk with whole milk.
WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds
you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and
shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that
will ignite the person nearest you. |
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| Mike, You need to go fishing!!!!!!!!!!
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How's things look for this weekend? Call me
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| This virus program could have been written by only ONE.....MuskieFIRST's own MYSTERY MAN!![:bigsmile:]
This was funny. Thanks, I needed a laugh after spending the last day with the stomach yuck! |
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| John, leaving for Haywire tomorrow to see if the trailer is in tact and to get her opened up for the season. Hope to get a little fishing in too. [;)] We’ll talk soon if I come back.[:sun:] |
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| Still laughing!!!!![:sun:] |
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