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Message Subject: laugh of the day
lambeau
Posted 2/19/2007 8:24 AM (#239907)
Subject: laugh of the day


i've got one of these "cartoon-a-day" calendars with fishing related cartoons by Jonny Hawkins.

the one from Valentine's Day last week gave me a chuckle...
picture of a man and a woman sitting in a boat fishing.
man: "I've tried everything to catch a muskie. What works for someting playing so hard-to-get?"
woman (with disgusted look on her face): "Try some flowers and a box of chocolates."

anyone else have any funny fishing jokes?
(please keep it family-friendly...)
rpieske
Posted 2/19/2007 11:33 AM (#239981 - in reply to #239907)
Subject: RE: laugh of the day





Posts: 484


Location: St. Louis, MO., Marco Is., FL, Nestor Falls, ON
My wife got me a card showing a women sitting on the couch watching tv and a man walking out the door with a fishing rod in his hand, a tackle box in the other and it read:
You know you have a good marriage when you don't care what he does as long as you don't have to go along.

fish4musky1
Posted 2/19/2007 11:43 AM (#239986 - in reply to #239907)
Subject: Re: laugh of the day





Location: Northern Wisconsin
theres one with a fish with a lure hanging out of his mouth and another fish saying"your late again, whats your excuse this time"
nwild
Posted 2/19/2007 12:01 PM (#239996 - in reply to #239986)
Subject: Re: laugh of the day





Posts: 1996


Location: Pelican Lake/Three Lakes Chain
I woke up the other morning and my wife was standing next to the bed dressed quite risque. She handed me some rope and said I could tie her up and do whatever I wanted. I tied her up and went fishing!

Edited by nwild 2/19/2007 12:05 PM
Medford Fisher
Posted 2/19/2007 4:19 PM (#240069 - in reply to #239907)
Subject: Re: laugh of the day




Posts: 1061


Location: Medford, WI
Haha, I like that one Norm!!! I'm sure a lot of guys could relate to that one...well....maybe...
TJ DeVoe
Posted 2/19/2007 5:03 PM (#240083 - in reply to #239907)
Subject: RE: laugh of the day




Posts: 2323


Location: Stevens Point, WI
Norm,

I'm sure your wife would love to know that your sharing your Valentine's gift with everyone here on Muskiefirst. I can only imagine what her reaction might be!
BigMo
Posted 2/19/2007 7:33 PM (#240143 - in reply to #239907)
Subject: RE: laugh of the day




Posts: 617


Location: Clintonville, WI
Might be a common one, but one of my favorites......

"My biggest fear is that if I die before my wife, she will sell all my musky gear for what I told her I paid for it!!"

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