| Dude! Not sure what you mean...my wife is a sponger as she has soaked me for a house, kid, suv, etc. but treats me like a god...brings me a burnt offering every night. Marvin, hug the new member; take him into your home + treat him as a family member...check your stuff to make sure he hasn't "borrowed" anything....after he has been brain washed + gained his strength, set him gently in the yard, remove the food from the porch + turn off all the lights...hunger will drive him to search for food + away from your property....if he survives, perhaps he will show up on the board + register....perhaps he will not...at least you have done your part! Now get out there + scour the the show floor....find those wandering aimlessly through the crowd....a drop of chloroform on a square of soft cloth will temporarily disable them allowing you to drag them to the M.F. Booth....when they come to, provide them w/ a Pay Day + Coke Cola + a warm blanket...then jerk their hand behind their back + make them sign up!!![:0] [:sun:] |
