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Message Subject: All About Lars the Muskie Angler
captnkeno
Posted 11/3/2005 10:02 AM (#164386)
Subject: All About Lars the Muskie Angler




Location: Minnesota
Lars, a Norwegian from Cook County in northern Minnesota, was an older, single gentleman who was born and raised a Lutheran. Each Friday night after work, he would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.

Now, all of Lars's neighbors were Catholic.....and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Fridays. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.

The priest came to visit Lars, and suggested that Lars convert to Catholicism. After several classes and much study, Lars attended Mass.....and as the priest sprinkled holy water over Lars, he said, "You were born a Lutheran and raised a Lutheran, but now you are Catholic."

Lars's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Lars's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold Lars, he stopped in amazement and watched......

There stood Lars, clutching a small bottle of water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat, and chanted: "You were born a deer, and raised a deer, but now you are a walleye.




JR
Posted 11/4/2005 3:23 AM (#164440 - in reply to #164386)
Subject: RE: All About Lars the Muskie Angler


Awesome joke.
mm12463
Posted 11/4/2005 8:18 PM (#164512 - in reply to #164386)
Subject: RE: All About Lars the Muskie Angler





Posts: 207


Location: Mpls, MN
Haha. That rocks!
karol
Posted 11/5/2005 5:17 PM (#164542 - in reply to #164386)
Subject: RE: All About Lars the Muskie Angler




Posts: 576


Location: nappanee IN
ouch!! it don't help to laugh when you have a cough but that was rich..notre dame wins again wahoo!!
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