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| I'm looking for your favorite Muskie Quotes like:
"Fish of 10,000 casts?" etc.
I'm putting a book of sorts together and would love to hear your favorites!
Steve |
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Location: WI | Often repeated on a slow day in my boat; "This is just like musky fishing, you don't catch anything." |
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| look UP!!!! there is a Quote section here...Under Muskie Discussion Forums... Lots there... |
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Location: Nordeast Minneapolis | Yep- gotta agree. Easy thing to do - go to the 'basement baits' section, and you'll see a random quote. Hit 'refresh' on your browser, and you'll see a new one. There are a bunch of good ones... |
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Location: Mt. Zion, IL | http://muskie.outdoorsfirst.com/board/random-quotes/view-random-quo... |
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Location: Elko - Lake Vermilion | Stupid Fish !! |
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| "Who wants to play 'hide the trebles'?"
"If it swims, it is food"
"Find me a fish that can talk and I will tell you why they just follow"
"how deep is it now?"
"that fish was so big, even DaveC could not lie about it!"
Edited by kevinj 7/15/2010 9:11 AM
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| "There aren't any muskies in this lake." Said after six hours of fruitless effort. |
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Location: Northern Wisconsin | 90% of fish are in 10 % of water |
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Location: lake x...where the hell is it? | "stay on,stay on please"
"oh #@$%&#*@"
"thats why its called FISHING and not CATCHING" |
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Location: South East Wisconsin | “Work her eight hours, for a five minute ride!” |
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| Long periods of boredom followed by brief moments of frustration. |
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| "Sun's out, guns out" |
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Location: SE Wisconsin | "Did you see that?"
"Love it when they eat at my feet!"
"You got one goin'?"
"Think I need to sit down after that one!" |
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Location: N.FIB | bobs favorite term,she`s barely hooked the whole damm treble is in the muskies mouth |
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| Come on big mamma i like the way ya dance |
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| "Has it been 10,000 casts yet?"
"I don't know about you, but I hit that about 3 hours ago..."
A discussion that me and my partner had yestereday. |
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Location: SE, WI. | The biggest copout I ever heard...."I don't care if I catch them, I just want to see them". There is always the Zoo!  My favorite from Tom Gelb..."If you always DO what you always DONE, You will always GET what you always GOT". From Buck Perry..."The fish are deep, shallow, or in Between". From Spence..."If your not one step ahead, your one step Behind". One from Worrall..."He who hits the bottom the most wins". From SVL...."The only rules in musky fishing is there is NONE"...Which I don't necessarily agree with! Sorry SVL.
Edited by jdsplasher 7/15/2010 6:03 PM
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Location: Pa. | No I didnt catch anything today I just ran out of time. |
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| I just wanna take your picture lady |
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| "The less hard we try the better it will go"
"Mag dawgs sink faster than regular dawgs because they're heavier" |
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Location: Sw Pennsylvania | "Brief Moments of glory surronded by endless hours of painful reality" |
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Location: Maplewood, MN | -do fish sleep? yeah, caught one sleepin the other day!
-i have a good feeling about today
Edited by MuskieFever 7/15/2010 11:37 PM
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| Somedays musky fishing is like trying to nail jelly to a tree. |
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Location: Pelican Rapids, MN | We are all students in a craft that can never be mastered. |
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| "I like my musky how I like my women....THICK!" |
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| Lady,
I'm glad you posted that first. LMAO!!
Another one is Musky fishing for fun just add water. |
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| Hunter4 - 7/15/2010 11:27 PM
Somedays musky fishing is like trying to nail jelly to a tree.
That a good one!
"In conditions like these the fish could be just about anywhere"- famous muskie guide
I believe Mikie put that one up once |
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| watch me pop that floating trampoline with this here glide bait.
ziinnngggggg~~~~~ poof!! dude that was the longest cast ive ever seen, now
get me up there to get the bait out before someone comes out!!!
(my drunken buddy doing something stupid)
freespool, freespool, FREESPOOL FREEEEESPPOOOOLLL!!! aw crap, i told you to freespool.
you might have actually caught that one had you kept your bait in the water....
(my favorite)
Edited by dogboy 7/16/2010 11:01 AM
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| Fish on. Oh wait that was just an aggressive weed. |
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| "get the net, I'm not kidding" |
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Location: South East Wisconsin | Fish on! Oh wait a minute! beer on! |
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| "Before I forget..." |
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| "all the fish in this lake are camera shy" |
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Location: Waukesha, WI | "There's a fish somewhere around here." |
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Location: Uxbridge Ontario | Weed fish |
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| Lots of good ones here. Thanks for the quotes and links!
Steve |
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Location: Rhinelander, Wisconsin | Cast over by that rock. There's ALWAYS a muskie by that rock. |
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Location: Rhinelander, Wisconsin | 'Fishing Muskies at first is alot like pursuing your first kiss..(and what might follow). You believe you know what to do, and what your reaction will be when somehow success finds it's way into the pursuit; but when it actually HAPPENS...Not so much. And once you've completed the mission, One then, if 'hooked' on the experience, spends the rest of one's life trying to repeat it, only better. Women are particularly well emotionally equipped, perhaps much better so than men, for the inevitable disappointment'
Condensed from the last Muskies Inc International Banquet at Milwaukee ( I think it was 1986) from my keynote presentation. Patty Slack bit me on the arm onstage when I handed her the Womens Division Trophy. Hard. |
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Location: Pelican Rapids, MN | Hold my beer and watch this |
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Location: Hopefully on the water | "Big girls ride for free" Heard that one from Greg Thomas.
"I don't want to hear uhhh ohhh right now" That is what my dad said to me after I grabbed the net with him having fish on more than once.
Making memories boys just making memories.
How about a long lunch and rethink this?
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| It ain't the size of the whopper you lost,
Nor the species or weight that will grieve you.
The problem you face, not to mention the cost,
Is to get some #*^@ fool to believe you. |
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| Look there's a turtle up on that log, bet he's scared of a big musky |
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| Jsondag - 7/16/2010 9:21 PM
Hold my beer and watch this
Last words of many a redneck |
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| You can't catch that fish with that crippled lure!
(Lure was stuck on line, but got beautiful follow anyway!) |
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Location: McGuire AFB, NJ | My buddy Matt always says "Their hidding good today!" |
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Location: Sw Pennsylvania | "I promise you that color will catch fish here" |
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| "*gasp* Oh my GOD, that's the biggest muskie I have ever SEEN!! Oh, nevermind. That's a weed. Boy, do I feel stupid."
ME: "nice looking weed, though..."
lots of laughter after that one.
How many times have you heard this one?
"UNNGH!!" (setting hook) "THERE'S ONE! No?? Crap, I'm snagged..."
Edited by esoxaddict 7/17/2010 10:36 AM
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Location: Muskegon Michigan | Of Course it hurts like hell, That's Muskie fishing.
Mike |
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| "That was horrible!"
comment made by our guide after watching my girlfriend make a 10 foot cast
Edited by esoxaddict 7/17/2010 2:11 PM
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Location: Hopefully on the water | When I first started and my wife got me my first muskie box for a present it was the small lakewoods and she asked if it would be big enough.
I said " this is all I need" The following year I got the lakewoods Monster box. and still growing yet. |
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| Best advice regarding musky fishing
"Musky fishing is like that song you know, 'believe half of what you see and none of what you hear'"
"If you really enjoying fishing and catching fish, you should pick another species!"
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Location: Northern Wisconsin | "Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught."
And Ill be sure to use this one the next time im critisized for releasing a musky: "Catch and Release fishing is a lot like golf. You don't have to eat the ball to have a good time." |
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| "Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught."
Steve,
No truer words have ever been uttered. LOL |
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Location: Michigan | There has to be at least one fish in here that will eat... |
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Location: Kodiak, AK | "Sometimes you gotta punt on second down...."
-Sled |
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Location: Mauston, Wisconsin | This exchange went on ~14 years ago while on Canadian flyin. My boat partner that day was a hardcore bass & walleye guy (no walleyes in this lake) who would shake any muskie off at the boat w/ exclamation- "slimey rotten fish". Late afternoon we pull up on a large reef complex. Me" I'll bet there are some big old muskies eatin' all your smallies on this spot!" Him: "Humph! - F*&%y&%!" Two casts later, I'm into a 50" fish. Me: "It's a big one" Him: "Just shake the bastard off at the boat!" Me: "Why don't you lip her for me like you do with those bait fish you've been catching all day?"
Have fun!
Al |
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| OMG i got one!!!! now what do i do????
on my very first ever... thick 43 at boatside. well you came for the fight, ill get the net in a minute.... reply "NO GET THE F*%^$#@!!! NET NOW!!!!" |
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Location: Brookfield, WI | "No way is that fish 50"."
"That fish is no where near 40 pounds."
"Yeah, right. He tried to release it."
Kevin |
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| Me: "She'll go 35"s right"
partner: "that's a 32...............you want the tape?"
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Location: God's Country......USA..... Western Wisconsin | My cousin Gordies favorite quote: "I can't believe that I have casted so many times in a row in the wrong spot ." |
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Location: New Berlin,Wisconsin,53151 | This Lake is a sewer.........Steve Cady on Cass Lake
Oh my God, did you see that.........Mark Sanke on Okauchee after a monster showed her evil head.
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| "We're going to need a bigger boat."
Absolute classic. |
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Location: Probably Minnesota that time... | Quotes from the O'l Indian guide -Ned Meyers
"They call him Little Big Fish......for the time he caught that 56#er from the "System" that time....that was the small one that he had hooked that day."(get it)
"I never will forget that time."
Referring to what was in that fishes belly when the taxidermy man (-Tommy Stouffer) stuck his 8" fillet knife in that muskies gullet and ran it clear down to it's anal pore......"Redhorse, about a half dozen or so, as big as a man's forearm that time."
That's a 48"er!......."49...with teeth like fillet knives."
"Man, I'm not catching a lick!.........You are hot James!"-Al Lindner(Muskie Doctors)
"I was wondering what you were doing."- James Lindner(Muskie Mechanics)
(stammerring)"She came right out of that log jam."-Dan Sura(Muskie Mechanics)
"Oh Bobby, that is the biggest fish I've seen."
"If you think about it, it's kind of like a forest."-Dr John Schneider(Topwater Monsters)
after producing 3 muskies in short order(on video anyways) " Thee Intimidator! What a dumb bait!"(Laughing)-Jason Hammernick(Focus on the 8)
"Keep your bait in the water"
"Keep chuckin"
"It's just a matter of time"
"There's one!"
"YEAAHHH!" www.cmcustomdesigns.com
-Chris
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Location: Minnesota: where it's tough to be a sportsfan! | What this world really needs is another 10 points per lake!...Jake
That's right I said this after we ran out of points on the lake we were on. Each good point held a fish that day!! |
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| Muskie fishing is for that guy who says "I don't care if I catch any fish or not I just like to get out!"
Brian  |
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Location: Becker MN | "That's just a tourist fish, shows up long enough to keep you casting"
"Whole day of exercise with 5 minutes of fun."
"If it was easy everyone would be doing it" |
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Location: lake x...where the hell is it? | "it fights like demon" from a dvd, not sure what one. any one know?
"get the net, oh wait its a #@$%&@# pike."
"shes coming up right in front of you, here she comes... its a @#$%#$ turtle!"
Edited by jay lip ripper 7/30/2010 4:01 PM
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Location: Contrarian Island | not sure who coined this one but Brett Waldera said it to me and it made me chuckle
"We're fishing a lot better than their biting today"
One I think is so true
"Their not biting the way we want to catch them today" |
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| Read this one in musky on the fly, robert s tomes.
"Muskies are a lot like Northern pike except.........
you can actually catch northern pike!"
(annonymous Canadian Fishing Guide)
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Location: Uxbridge Ontario | My buddy said this for years on bays we got skunked but raised a bunch of follows
"I dont have to catch them. I get excited just to see them".
Sometimes everyone needs justification to continue to go out I guess.
"Muskie fishing is like going to the gym. If you only go once a month, you probably will have nothing to show for it." |
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| give me 15 seconds and i'll make you famous on facebook (LOTW after seeing a hight 50's fish) |
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