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MuskieFIRST	This is wierd purposeless part of the forum, so it should be popular...
MikeHulbert	You can't catch fish sittin' on the @@@@ing couch! (line from Herbie)
nwild	The definition of insanity is; Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.
MuskieFIRST	There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
MuskieFIRST	Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.
Jomusky	"If your too busy to fish, your too busy", Marv Elliott
Jomusky	Thinking about taking up fishing for musky? Turn back NOW before it's to late
Jomusky	Cheerish yesterday, Dream tomorrow, Fish today
Slamr	"throw a cast over by that rock, there's ALWAYS a fish over there" Steve Worrall
kevin	Even if you've been fishing for 3 hours and haven't gotten anything except poison ivy and a sunburn, you're still better off than the sucker.
kevin	Fishing is not a hobby, a hobby is something you do in your spare time
kevin	"The Thrill Is The Catch,NOT THE KEEP;"
sworrall	How far is it? 13 hours. Not THAT far to drive if you're going fishing.
sworrall	I'm cold. I'm wet, too. MAN, it's windy today. How are your feet, mine are cold. Think we will see the big girl over by the island? MAN this is great!!
captain frank	always follow the 7 p's of life; prior propper planning prevents pi$$ poor performance.
Slamr	"dudes, sorry I'm late. Oh and I forgot my lures, mind if I use yours?" Kly
tomyv	"Dude, you lost your bling" Kly
tomyv	"I hate people" Slamr
tomyv	"Well, this is turning into a real goat rodeo"
tomyv	"Yeah...................................Muskies" Cady
tomyv	"Kenny, would you shut the %$$# up!" Jonesi talking to screamin kenny
tomyv	"Throw on that CS Shad, they'll bite that"
muskiehead	"If you're lucky enough to be fishing, you're lucky enough."
jlong	DougJ's famous words..... "If it moves, its food".
plitzzz	Fat girls prefer to slow dance.....(From the board Gregm maybe?)
plitzzz	What do you use that lure for? SHARKS!!!! (The general public)
KidDerringer	It's not that I don't like people. I just like them better when their NOT around.
KidDerringer	Yeah, he looks good alright, for a DEAD guy!
muskiehead	"It doesn't matter what you throw as long as it's 9 inches long and black"
sworrall	Well, that was fun, and I liked catching a muskie, but I would rather fish for Bluegills. ( Mr. Bluegill after landing a 45" Sabaskong Muskie)
sworrall	'Oh my GOD!! I GOT one!! The #!&#*&% thing is going to get away!! #$^%!! It keeps jumping!! Sue Worrall, first muskie.
sworrall	Best time to go Muskie fishing? When you can. Steve VanLieshout
sworrall	The only rule in Muskie fishing? There are no rules! Steve Van Lieshout
ToddM	I would rather have a bottle in front of me, that have a frontal lobatame
lobi	"I should be home way before dark honey" <--I think I actually really mean it when I say it too.
RAZE1	"I like Muskies on my Biscuits" Billy Bait Thorton - SlingBait
sorenson	"That's what I always say, when I'm not saying something else, or just being quiet"
Shep	"Brakes are Over-rated" DaveJ on way to Sab Bay Outing
PunchandJudy	Just have to shorten your cast about 8"- Mikie and Mauser at Cave Run
mikie	"Honey, I think I've got it out of my system for a while" - Mauser to his wife after a week at Sabaskong Bay
BALDY	"Pete. Pete, Pete, Pete, big fish Pete!" - Gillespie
stephendawg	"Son, you did a great job!" - Dad, on his first outing in my boat watching me catch my biggest musky to-date. (funny how we always long to hear our Dads say that...)
esox-dan	"I just got a New St. Croix with a brand new Calcutta TE for my wife, It didn't come with any line, but I still think it was a good trade?"
mikie	"I'd rather have a secret spot than a secret bait" - Doug J chat
ChadG	"Shhhhh I got a bite" forgot author
tomyv	"When they turned on, they turned on" Al Linder
Slamr	"GOLDEN GET OFF THE PHONE!!!!" Running_Hot (just before throwing a danish at me on the boat)
Slamr	"Hey, take this" Running_Hot (just before smacking me in the face with a sucker)
plitzzz	Color? What ya need is a can of white krylon and one of black....Adjust accordingly...(PhishKiller-Mil. Musky Show,When I could not choose on a Wabull patern)
RAZE1	"The Freak Shall Inherit the Girth"....Rev.RaZe
kevin	The message on the screen said press any key to continue. I hit the shift key, and nothing happened? I then hit the Caps Lock key, and nothing happened again. Why do they continue to Lie to me, and play with what little sanity I have left? Lance Peotso's signature @M101
mikie	"We have not succeeded in solving all your problems. The answers we have found only serve to raise a whole set of new questions. In some ways, we are as confused as ever, but we believe we are confused on a higher level and about more important things" - unk
BALDY	"If you want to be happy for an hour get intoxicated. If you want to be happy for a week get married. If you want to be happy forever learn to fish" - esoxmn's signature on MH board
Steve Jonesi	"Prides of Muskies"-Ron Lindner
mikie	"Sometimes, the best thing you can do with a computer is turn it off and go fishing" Bill Husted
Slamr	"Dude can you grab me that gum off the floor?" Tomyv
mikie	W.C. Fields: "Don't drink the water, fish f### in it!"
Ranger	"I GOT ONE! A BIG ONE! GET THE NET! Wait, it's a rock." Tomcat
Ranger	"Shhhhh....I got a bite." Phishkiller is the spokesperson, crosseyed, not long after hanging out at the Cass Lake cabin shared by PappaJoe, Ranger, FishOn, EssoxMainiac and Fishin Fool.
Phish Killer	"I'm Steve Cady bitch....I'm out!" -Matt Thompson (You had to be there!)
Worm Drowner	"For once in my life I would like a break which is not my neck" - The Gingerman by J.P. Donleavy
Worm Drowner	"I'm very well acquainted with the seven deadly sins. I keep a busy schedule trying to fit them in." - Mr. Bad Example by Warren Zevon
pete_k	"How long before that 25 bucks is in a tree or stuck on the bottom ?" My wife at the Musky show.
archerynut36	always remener this one thing (well maybe two) HOOK'EM HARD & LET'EM GO & LET'EM GROW and they will be there for me to catch. and i need the help..lol
ChadG	"Oh my God" Lone Stone......"theres one" me, it reminds him that he should be setting the hook. He forgets.
tuffy1	"I don't think stumpy is worth a ## right now either".....Kly and Tuffy1 talking about the spots to hit for the WMT. (The winning fish was caught in this spot LOL)
sworrall	No, it's not dark yet, this is the Witchin' hour! Talking to tired clients on Pelican at dusk
onelastcast	I would rather fish for muskie than fish for muskie..........OOPS!! I mean the other way around!!
mikie	The Damn thing is, I can't remember the girls that Broke my heart...But I remember every fish that Broke my line. Anon.
Jomusky	I relish all the wonderful people I meet in this pursuit and of these the priceless friendships acquired.
Jomusky	I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here.
sworrall	Muskies are nasty. They stink. They taste bad. They are hard to catch and will disappoint even the most devoted angler. The lures required cost more than some women's jewelry. The rods and reels require a remortgage of the house. The boat is always worth more than the tow vehicle. Sure beats the hell out of golf.
big gun	Keep your wits about you men! big gun
Don In Denver	"If this sh*t was easy, frickin' girl scouts would do it."
Slamr	"fish up?" - Slamr "no, just building up the mojo" - Tomyv
tomyv	Holy F'in S%^t.....Big Fish
tomyv	Dude, can you hand me my Frank rod? (me to slamr after I claimed all his gear)
tomyv	"I need a moment" me, after moving shamu on eagle
blackdog	When I die, I hope its while I'm fishing for muskies, 'cause I'll already be in heaven.
Rick Hess	hows that working for ya'
Rick Hess	we can get alot drunker than this
muskiemachinery	It doesn't matter how good you think you are, or even how good your friends tell you you are, if the Muskies aren't moving, your ####ed. ----Experienced Muskie Angler
mikie	from Beaver: "Yup, we're a pompous bunch. Yet I've never seen a site where guys open up their wallets and boats to help guys out who they've never even met. "
Slamr	there are times i am ebarassed to admit i even know who u r. this is one of those times. - Luke Chinewalker
mikie	from Jonesi: !"Motor?We don't need no stinking motor!" Steve
lambeau	they're Nut to Butt !!!
lambeau	Stupid Fish!
Steve Jonesi	Dude, they'll bite on that.
muskiemook	THAT LADY HAS NO ARMS!!! - Briguy
Snowcrest 6	"Man, I think I just pi$$ed myself"! - my dad after his first boatside musky
Phish Killer	You're gay spaceman!!!!!
MUSKY HUNTER	ALL OTHER FISH ARE JUST BAIT,
MUSKY HUNTER	I THINK IM SNAGGED (OH SH#T)
Steve Jonesi	"I'd like to ride a moose."--Musky Tom at Aces before the tourney
Chartertalk	You want scenery go up north, You want to catch muskies come to Lake St. Clair !!
Muskie Treats	Get off my spot you spot stealers!!!! Duck
Muskie Treats	From across the lake: "Hey Duck, we just violated your Pooping Spot!!!!"
dogboy	Bud light and slimy handshakes, ain't nothin better
thedude	"Dude I gotta fish, my pants are at my @#$%in ankles...but I gotta fish" Jonesi doing the naked monkey @ 1am.
GOTAFISH	90% of the fish are in 10% of the water
esox23	What if the Hokey Pokey isn't what it's all about???
esox23	How's the world treating you? Like a Baby treats a diaper!!!
big gun	Ran out of realstate! referring to a musky that follows but turns away at boatside. Big Gun
Eyesore	Do it today. Tomorrow there may be a law against it.
Muskiefool	I say fish first talk about it in the winter
woody	"Sh#t, muskie." Cast again.
big gun	Hand to hand combat, catching a fish a boatside!
theedz155	"Something you get for free is way better than something you have to pay for." Slamr 2005
7Islands	"I ask you once again sir,please have your son stop throwing tater tots at me while im driving the boat"
muskyone	"The best day to go fishing is any day that ends with a Y." My cousins son George when only 8 years old.
muskyone	"If we had some Bacon we could have Bacon and Eggs if we only had some Eggs"......Pogo
larsh	It is better to be out fishing and thinking about God than in church thinking about fishing.
CPRMASAP	if there is one thing you know... it's you never know
Mr.Pike	Oh....My......God..................That sl*t was huge
Reef Hawg	Good release.......lets go get a taco.
River Rat	Play it HELL,Dip IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tomcat	Shane says: "My grandpa would be jizzin' if he know i was throwing this bait for muskies"...tomcat's reply, "dude, i'm sure he probably knows, i'm sure he's watching over us right now."...Shane's reply, "dude, that's cool, i apprecaite it, but my grandpa i still alive!" ha ha ha ha by all.
Jaime Friedman	2005 Spring Muskies Inc Chapter Challege 2nd Place Winner Is Jaime Friedman. Check Out My Pictures.
Louis Friedman	Lou Friedman Winner Of 2005 Spring Muskies Inc Chapter Challege Raffle and Father Of Jaime Friedman 2nd Place Winner. I Won A Wonderful Prize. Check Out My Pictures To See It!!!!!!
ESOX Maniac	"integrity is like virginity, either you have it or you don't" Henry T. Warner
ESOX Maniac	"I could not attract flies if I was dipped in cow poop!" ToddM
jonnysled	she's so out of touch she don't know if it's tuesday or february
Hunter4	Don't get into a pissing match with a skunk you'll lose everytime.
kosh	"Hey greenie is the custard king popping a fat one on the brosia !!!!!! "
FishingFool	If you fish where you always fish,you will catch what you always catch.Dick Pearson
ESOX Maniac	"as busy as a set of jumper cables at a West Virginia family reunion"! Mikie
dogboy	Are you down with the Hooey Braw? PotcheeNunk style he says.
dogboy	"make another offering"YON says, I need to catch a fish. Another St.Croix, Yetti!
Big Perc	Muskies...everything else is just bait
2Rodknocker	Southern Illinois is God's country, Minnesota is where God goes on vactation.
tomyv	"Just get the f'in net!"
CAmuskyman	The more people I meet, the more I like dogs
mikie	STOP...must ...stop...buying....baits... sorenson
Big Perc	True love is the soul's recognition of a counterpoint in another
sworrall	I have no idea what makes me do this. it's the damnable fish, that's what it is
birdsnest	Dont just talk get off the barstool and go fishing
tomyv	This music makes me want to run out and breed the biggest cow I can find.......MOOOOOOOOOO
tomyv	I have a lighter, and it's a pig
Jaime Friedman	CHECK OUT OUR PICKS OF OUR TRIP TO ANDY MYERS LODGE IN CANADA SUMMER OF 2005 AND MANY OTHERS !!!!
Raider150	Hey we forgot the net "we don't need no stinking net"
Clark A	"Walleyes were meant to die in my livewell!" - Steve Worrall (circa 1979?? Theil's Lakeview Inn-Pelican Lake, WI)
Got Esox?	The best time to fish is whenever you can be on the water.
2Rodknocker	Llungen tails are like crack for crack addicts - Chad Cain
MuskieMike	"This sure Doesn't Suck!!" Jeremy trolling Shabbona with a cold beer in his hand
muskynate	Muskie,Muskie moster or mystery
kevin cochran	"It's something they haven't seen before." -Hulbert trying to be nice about my lure selection.
Slamr	if i were asked to justify the decisions i make in how i do my job on a daily basis i would simply laugh and say, "because i know what i'm doing and you don't." - Michael "Lambeau" Winther
mikie	"Mikie, you treated that fish like a king - Rodney King!" - Raze 1 after I dropped the fish in the boat.
MuskieMike	"The Bloody shaker"
sworrall	Knowing what you think is alot more important than thinking what you know
esox50	esox50: "Why do you think fish hang there?" thad: "because the fish think it's neat-o"
esox50	"What the f--- was that?" My friend after seeing his first follow.
esox50	"Using everything from topwater to surface baits" Gregg Thomas in the 2nd Badfish
esox50	Girlfriend: "Whatcha doin?" Me: "Out...Fishing." Click.
justlucky	"How did you not break the rubberband on the sucker rig and catch that fish!" Big Gun
MuskyHopeful	Gettin' old's not for sissies.
Snowcrest 6	Well, I'd rather be fishing. ~~ Jimmy Glass, d. June 12, 1987. ~~ Executed in electric chair, Louisiana.
Snowcrest 6	Trust everybody ... then cut the cards.
Snowcrest 6	When eating an elephant, take one bite at a time.
Snowcrest 6	Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.
Snowcrest 6	Catch and Release fishing is a lot like golf. You don't have to eat the ball to have a good time.
d2bucktail	"Where are all they...." (after hrs and hrs of unsuccessful casting)
d2bucktail	"You can make a beer last a loooonnnnng time" (My dad's early attempt at suggesting that I don't drink too much)
Muskie Treats	"Get off my spot you spot stealers!!!!!" - Derek "Duck" Johnson
Muskie Treats	"Hey Duck, I gave away your pooping spot!!!" -Me
MuskyHopeful	That's better than a sharp stick in the eye.
MuskyHopeful	Like sh#t through a goose.
MuskyHopeful	Look at those teeth, he could eat corn through a tennis racket.
Big Perc	Let's get physical
Big Perc	How the f@<k do you catch a snake
Big Perc	You's crazy...freaking big baits anyways...what a waste of money
ESOX Maniac	"It's kind of like my view on religion, it's your right to believe what you want to believe and I also believe it's eveyone's inalienable right to be stupid! So let's just go fishin! " EM
muskynate	shut up and fish
justlucky	let the slumpasauraus be gone in 2006!!!
muskynate	check out my album
KidDerringer	Guess I'm not young enough to know it all.
KidDerringer	Well, it sure is pretty.
KidDerringer	POSER!
Beaver	"Don't worry, it's just light rain and will blow right over."
Beaver	"You have to what? We just got out here!"
Beaver	"If that little dog doesn't shut up, I'm going to go over ther and teach it the meaning of "QUIET!"
Beaver	"How the hell could a fish that big miss a lure that small."
Beaver	"Steve, what did you bring for pain medication today?"
KidDerringer	Don't buy drugs or booze. Become a rock star, then people will give you this stuff for FREE!!
Pikopath	Fish is fish, and meat are food
captnkeno	"It's All About The Teeth!"
Snowcrest 6	Rules of Manhood #1: Any guy who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
Snowcrest 6	Rules of Manhood #2: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
Snowcrest 6	Rules of Manhood #3: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
Snowcrest 6	Rules of Manhood #4: The girl who answers the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.
Snowcrest 6	Rules of Manhood #5: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated asspies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
Snowcrest 6	Rules of Manhood #6: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
Snowcrest 6	Rules of Manhood #7: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
Snowcrest 6	Rules of Manhood #8: Any complaining about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However, complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
Snowcrest 6	Rules of Manhood #9: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel ... and it's free.
Snowcrest 6	Rules of Manhood #10: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
Slamr	Holy crap, look at the time. I'm missing Oprah. - Scott "Theedz" Thiede
stephendawg	"Kinda makes my 2lb. crappie look small..."
Jack Pine	Growing old is mandatory, Growing up is optional.
Jack Pine	Rule of holes: if you find yourself in one quit digging!
Jack Pine	" Kiss me where it stinks Stanley." Uh OK we'll go to Mosinee
Jack Pine	Not to know is bad, not to wish to know is worse.
Beaver	"If I didn't like you, you'd be swimming right now. Just ask my ex-wife."
Beaver	"NO REDD! NOOOO!!!!" as Beav spies his 6 month old lab using his rear deck for a feces facility.
Beaver	"I'm getting too old for this $hit. I gotta start trolling."
Beaver	A man's just got to know his limitations.
Beaver	While watching some boat ramp antics, "Yeah Pa, don't them three just make a pair.
Beaver	Remember, East is always on your right.
Beaver	From my daughter, "Oh no, I agree with my dad. It's a sure sign of the apocolypse."
Beaver	Will you guys quit rockin' the trailer so I can get some sleep!
sorenson	For every winner there are dozens of losers...odds are, you're one of them
Big Perc	Don't act like you're not impressed
GMan	This would be a good time...we got an audience.
ESOXER	Your incompetence is only exceeded by your inability to do your job!
MuskieMike	"Can't drink all day long, if ya don't start in the morning" anonymous
ESOX Maniac	Hey, I didn't land a fish at the outing, but it's like we say back home: "You don't always get laid at family reunions, but you still go!" --Mikie
Slamr	"i'm driving, he's setting lines....what exactly IS your job?"
c44hmusky	Its all fun and games 'till someone gets an eye poked with a 4/0 hook, then its just one-eyed fun and games.
Slamr	"You must stop antagonizing the mentally unstable....it makes them WORSE, not better." -- Mike Winther
Tiger	I didn't do it
pete_k	It's just another fish
muskymeyer	You gonna get the fish out of the net or make love to it? Reply . . . . If I was making love to it I would have been done a long time ago!!!!
muskymeyer	Geez Bloss, you paint that with a roller or what . . . . .
muskymeyer	95 degrees, clear skies, calm water . ..... I'm thinkin' topwater!!!!!
muskymeyer	I don't like to fish or catch fish . ... I just like to cast.
muskymeyer	I hate Pete's
muskymeyer	It says 5 feet deep on the map . . . . . . (a buddy who lost part of his skeg on the flowage)
muskymeyer	Holy shi$, that guy just fell out of his boat!!!!!!!!!!!!
muskymeyer	Anything swimming towards my boat is taken as an act of aggression . . . . and will be delt with accordingly . . . . Me, after a set of eyes was seen swimming in our direction after dark and making hissing noises.
Jomusky	A musky smelling high five and a swig of Jack is better then "a bud light and a slimy handshake", Dogboy.
mikie	If it has tires or "ta ta's", eventually you're going to have trouble with it.
Kuhly	"Just look for the only guy in the parking lot with a cigar in his left hand a beer in his right hand" Uncle spanky picking me up from middle school
Slamr	We can just skip breakfast. I will be fishing earlier than you have ever seen.... Steve Worrall - 2006
sworrall	I will actually get up before breakfast. Slamr will see. I will be fishing earlier than he has ever seen. Which, I might add, is not all that early.
Slamr	Anything before the crack of noon will be a surprise.
ESfishOX	Mike's Extreme Guide Service -- The Best Koepp't Secret
Raider150	The fishing was great but the catching sucked
Muskie Treats	That's ok, you can swear up north. (That from an 8 year old when Blowfish swore in front of him at the pizza joint)
Muskie Treats	What happens at the muskie tournament stays at the muskie tournament. (This from a 10 year old when we were telling him not to tell his mother he was up late)
Slamr	I'll also need to be ready to fish with Slamr the following couple days, because he says if I don't dress warm enough, he'll let me freeze to death. - MuskyHopeful
Slamr	I might get one of those furry Russian hats. Anyone ever strap a live dog to their head? I think our Westy would make a good hat, as he's quite warm. It's hard to make him sit still though, and he barks a lot. - MuskyHopeful
missourimuskyhunter	missouri??? they have muskies!!???
esoxman50	If you aint where your at your nowhere, go fish
esoxman50	drive like hell, you'll get there
Bayboo_baits	'' I like this place''
Muskie Treats	After a day where I had a dead battery, had my trolling motor go out 2x, took out my lower unit I caught a nice pike. PK says "at least she has nice shoulders" I respond "that's like saying that fat chick has nice boobs (but I didn't say boobs)"
muskymeyer	Pay attention . . . . . you got a customer followin'
muskymeyer	That thing looks like a road cone, a comment a friend said when I handed him an orange suick
muskymeyer	The fish are four branches down, a comment made by people in a boat driving by when the orange suick was in a tree a few casts later.
muskymeyer	I must have bought lures with left handed hooks . .. after missing a fish.
muskymeyer	Can I net it backwards? A buddy who was tired of netting fish and wanted to experiment.
GMan	Let's keep fishing. I don't think the heavy stuff will come down for a while, yet, your Eminence.
Figure Eight	If your not throwing a bait the size of a volks wagon u ain't musky fishing!!!!!
VMS	"Sounds like you are having an orgasm back there with that fish following your bait"
muskymeyer	what cha drinkin'?????? Stupid juice and brown pop!!!!!!!
Lolleitta	Boulder Junction; Heaven on water!
tuffy1	If at first you don't succeed, deny you ever tried.
Big Perc	Ahhh gas...a man's smell...
woody	"Why don't you yell some more? That would be fun." Dr. John Schneider to Mesikomer
blackduck	sh** that litte bastard stole my 30.00 lure
VMS	"These babies are 10" of pure toothache to a musky" from Muskienightmare on his 10" timberwolf baits..
Zman	"I think I'm addicted now!" My 15 year-old sister Amy after losing a really nice muskie that would have been her second ever.
H2O	I really don't consider Shawano Lake to be a weedy lake - Greenduck
H2O	If you're going to dumb, you better be tough
H2O	I wish the Sun would explode.
H2O	Musky fishing would actually be fun if you caught one once in a while
H2O	It only takes one cast
H2O	My brain is melting
H2O	Any more of this and Im going to wrap the anchor rope around my neck, jump off the boat, and end it right here.
H2O	Do you have any food along? - Greenduck after 15 minutes of fishing
H2O	A good fisherman always knows when to quit.
c44hmusky	"That rods broken, it has a hole in it... actually alot of holes in it" -nwild
Raider150	"If you used up all of your sick days call in dead"
esoxhunter951	"GET THE NET!! ITS NO BLUEGILL!!" said by my dad(right before we found out it was a huge pile of weeds)
missourimuskyhunter	Yes,the kids have a college fund.Its in the plano boxes at the bottom of the boat.
missourimuskyhunter	There talkin severe storms tomorrow,better make sure the boat is ready to go!!!
missourimuskyhunter	Custom musky boat..$35,000. Best baits in the world...$4800.Knowing that your not going to catch a musky...PRICELESS!!
Raider150	you are one cast away from the next world record
First Legal Hntr	Dad Let's try that spot over there.
fatfingers	"Give those #*^@ pliers. You're gonna put one of his eyes out." -Fatfingers to his lifelong fishing partner, whose hands still shake uncontrollably with excitement whenever he boats one even after 15 years of musky fishing.
sworrall	Muskies love winter up here. They don't miss us a bit.
sworrall	We will know what a Muskie is thinking when one gets around to telling us
sworrall	I understand Hopeful's change of addiction from Golf to Muskie fishing. Muskie angling doesn't require as much pointless exercise.
Smokin Joe	Fishing is like sex, Its not how deep you fish, its how you wiggle your worm....
ESOX Maniac	Cornbread Guide Service - "We comb the shorelines, not our hair!" mikie
WATERDEMON	How bout we leave when we see lightning acually hit something???
WATERDEMON	DUDE, you need a tic tac.....with batteries!!!
WATERDEMON	So how many of these things have you acually caught? (buddy from Florida)
ESOX Maniac	"Don't try to run, you'll just die tired" NC State Trooper
jdsplasher	I Don't care how many I catch, I just want to see them. There is always the ZOO!!!
esoxnut	Sometimes I wish my wife would want try Musky fishing, but most of the time I'm glad she doesnt
ESfishOX	Catch and release works for everyone, killing one works for only one.............Mike Koepp
agrimm	From JonnySled as we are fishing a prime spot "that's how they paint it in the pictures".
n.j.musky	My wife just bought me a New Boat and Motor for fathers Day, I think she's cheating on me.
MuskyTaleMike	"BEAUTIMATASTIC!"
esoxaddict	"I don't love lures, I love my wife. And porn I guess..."
Raider150	"God made man first so as to give him time to thinkof an answer to her first question"
ESOX Maniac	"So it's certainly ugly, but not deadly. Just like Todd Minor." - Muskypuke
sworrall	Cast over by that rock, there's always a fish by that rock...
sworrall	I tell Sue, Man, this 1890 is FAST! "Your comb over is stickin' straight up in the air, Sven" Sue answers...
sworrall	Muskie Fishing is like panning for gold in New York. Hell of a surprise when it shows some color.
muskynightmare	Musky Fishing. You cannot do this in France!
muskynightmare	I got a boat for my wife, AWESOME TRADE!!!!
muskyhunter9909	All fishermen are born honest.... but they get over it
esoxaddict	"I like boobies" - angler who probably wishes to remain unamed
TTurn	"Don't panic" Donnie Hunts instant reply in the parking lot when my father and I tell him we haven't fished at Andy Meyers before.
rpieske	Politics: from the Greek word "poly" meaning many and the word "tics" meaning blood sucking parasites.
C_Nelson	My biggest worry is that my wife (when I'm dead) will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it.
esoxaddict	"F#@& you, Rob!" - Just about everyone, including K-Bob!
Pointerpride102	"****, put a 70 inch limit on it....(pointing) He's the only guy that will catch a keeper!" -Norm
Pointerpride102	"I've been trying to keep this catch on the down low" -guy at the bar in PI after passing around near poster size pictures of the fish we are keeping on the down low!
Cowboyhannah	Quit over thinking it and just cast!
sorenson	"8 x 4 is 24" - gal tending bar at Skyview
muskynightmare	"Never, EVER, take a knee in the Pursuit that is your life! You only get one shot at anything, and Fair Catches are for those who choose not to Stand and Deliver, So do not pi$$ it all away! GO HARD, or stay home!"
tacklebooty	The guy who said "This is a good day to die" was not a muskie fisherman!
muskynightmare	"Those who believe in Global Warming have no idea where Wisconsin is."
MuskyTaleMike	"Wilson has an admirer." (Wilson - suckers name) 45" fatty sizing up a meal. Mike to Gary.
MuskyTaleMike	Silence - after setting the hooks into Wilson's admirer and only retrieving an empty quick-strike rig. Gary to Mike.
tacklebooty	Why does my tackle box looks like a stripper and a possessed clown joined forces and made all the decisions.
missourimuskyhunter	The Chicago swap meet is like the Superbowl of all Garage Sales.
muskellunged	"The day you become selfish in your fishing is the day you stop your fishing growth."- Buck Perry
musky_hunter_tony	Moose-ca-ratty you are a friend of mine :-)
musky_hunter_tony	"a bad day fishing , beats a good day at work"
Reelwise	"your job tomorrow... is to get bitten by a musky" Sean Landsman aka esox50
Reelwise	"are you out of youre f'n mind?" Spencer Landsman
FishingFool	Your not fishing close enough to structure if you don't get snagged once in a while
musky12	Your crazy man! Why are you buying so freakin big of baits? There's no sharks around here!
mikie	I'm not against golf, as I suspect it keeps a great quantity of the unworthy from discovering fishing!
castnfool	just pick a bait and throw the #*^@ thing
GMan	Over heard from HH "I've got $250 rain gear. I don't care if it starts raining!"
CM_IA	"Dad watch your rod" (hung up) "Dad your-" SNAP!
CM_IA	He just said f*** 3 times in a 5 word sentence ... 3 different ways
JKahler	"Muskies are like women, sometimes they don't like anything." -my boat partner last night.
CM_IA	"I got it, I got it" me with my first musky, my dad "is it still on?" me- "its still thrashin and I'm still pullin"
sorenson	Justin (gordo2000) to Rich (Rich W), "I know we just met each other this morning, but it looks like we're sleeping together. What side do you want"?
sorenson	Baldy, lambeau, sorno, "HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA"
fish hawk	If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you always got.
Grass	"You never know when Mr Musky is going to make your day!"

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MuskieFIRST WEATHER
La Crosse, WI (54601)

Temperature: 68 F
Conditions: Cloudy
Wind: ESE8
Rise: 6:24 AM Set: 7:47 PM
Bar: 29.83 steady

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