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Location: Smith Creek | muskidiem - 9/18/2015 10:51 AM
My lure looks so awesome in the water, how could they not want that?
Yes to that one.
During a tournament: is it 4 yet? (every 15 minutes starting at 11 am)
other times:
Well I think we got this spot covered.
What would Heiting do?
Ready for another High Life?
Larry Mann would have caught that fish.
Time to head to the tavern?
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| "Did you see all the stupid crap ______ has been saying on MuskieFirst this week?" |
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Location: Alex or Alek? | Their aint no fish in this ****ing lake.
I swear if this northern ****s up my leader.....
So Sworrel was saying if you did this....
Look at all this good weed....
(after a backlash) have another.... |
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| They'll go once the:
rain starts
rain stops
wind stops
wind blows
wind changes
water warms up
sun comes out
clouds move in
water cools off
They gotta be:
up shallow
out deep
in the thick stuff
on the rocks
off the points
hunkered down
on the humps
Edited by esoxaddict 9/18/2015 12:36 PM
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Location: Des Moines IA | Let me bird dog you a fish...
Is it nesting season over there?
This area smells like musky farts...
I hate @#$%*&^ musky fishing. Where do want to fish after dinner... |
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Location: minocqua, wi. | what's that silly schidt you're throwing ...
changing baits again? |
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Location: On the O | C'mon eat it, eat it, EAT IT! Frigin frack...you see that?
Nope.
PMA Baby!
It smells fishy here...
Any minute now...
I'm ready!
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| Need me to show you how to do it? |
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Location: MN | Get the net get the net. Oh sorry you look busy I will net my own fish while working the trolling motor.
My dad is always saying watch it don't hook me. The mans never been touched but he's hooked or hit me a number of times. |
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Location: Aurora IL | Ok,I love this one.
The first time we went to Canada we crossed the boarder and went to eat at a chain fast food place.The girl at the counter was way understaffed and stressed out.We ordered our normal food (which they didn't have).Then when questioned she just barked "you get what you get!"
So years later every time we catch a pike or small muskie or one comes unpinned,somebody in the boat always gives a loud Monty Python woman's voice "YOU GET WHAT YOU GET!" |
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Location: Alex or Alek? | One more cast |
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Location: West of the metro, MN | After we lose a fish, get a snag, get a backlash...
"What the hell do you think this is? We ain't out here for recreation!" |
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Location: Fifield | Ten casts or less
I'm bringing out all the stops
I'm selling everything
What would Chuck Norris do? |
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| "I'm to hungover, you come control the trolling motor" |
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Location: oswego, il | How is that working out for you?(sarcasm)
Don't clutter the issue with facts. |
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| There's one! #*^@ fish....
This spot/lake/lure sucks...
Yahh! %&^$!! - when unexpected fish comes flying out of nowhere. Usually followed by a lot of laughter in the boat.
If I had a dollar for every time I heard that in the boat I'd have lots of dollars!
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Location: minocqua, wi. | as partner loses confidence ... "trust me it's a good spot"
as partner is not ready while a pig comes at him ... "there's one" followed by "oops, ... lol" ... |
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Location: SE, WI. | My shoulder hurts! Shut up and fish you big baby! I'm snagged! No your not, were in 20' Fish,Fish,Fish JD |
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| We should've brought more beer.
We always forget lunch
That's what she said
HashtagAnal
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Location: Alex or Alek? | Whats the depth? |
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Location: oswego, il | While putting the boat in, you want me to do it?
While pulling the boat out, hey don garlits, you think you could slow down? |
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Location: Scandia MN | Follow - FISH - (Splash - Thump - Splash - ZZZZ -Splash) - F***!!! -
(Sounds of grown man weeping in the back of the boat) |
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Location: minocqua, wi. | want a twizzler? |
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Location: Hayward, WI | After partner changes lures for 10th time in an hour - "You forget to take your ADD meds this morning?"
When someone fires up a leaf blower on a peaceful Oct day - "I hope he realizes how close he is to getting a leaf blower enema."
"The stars are aligning."
"If you look at your phone one more time I am going to see how many times I can skip it"
"I know this spot sucks but the scenery is great."
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Location: Minnesota | EastwoodNorris - 9/18/2015 1:05 PM
I'm selling everything
In my mind, I've sold all of my crap 100 times over.
Considering I've only bought it once, it's a hell of a great way to do business. |
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| "would ya?" while fishing lake calhoun |
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Location: Sawyer County, WI | horsehunter - 9/18/2015 12:06 PM
At least when fishing solo the only thing I have to listen to is the ball game and Sled can't throw in front of me.
You must have to turn the volume up quite a bit to hear the game over the the kicker.  |
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Location: Minnesota. | First off, I'm no saint! I'm older now, retired for 5 yrs. Trades guy. I've heard it all and I'm not too proud to say I've cussed too much. Rarely did as a kid.
Trying to curb that, especially in the boat where sound travels. I hate hearing it up on the "V" on vacation with my family. It's not appreciated.
BUT... try as I might an old fav. just flows, mostly when it been awhile and I have that fish come blasting in. "JES-- Kr--, ya see that guy????????" or my very fav. "G--dammittt", etc....etc... I'm doing well, but not 100%! Seems it just slips...
My son once told me "Ya, know dad, all your fish have the same name!" (Jes-s Chr--) I'm trying, still. But I keep it quiet and to the boat!
Got my PB last year, a "54" and my son said to me "Hey, dad, you didn't even cuss once!" Me.."No need to, is there."
Ya. Uh huh!
But mostly it's "Check yer drag". "Aww crap, ain' that a bloody boat over "our" spot??" or "Holy sh---t lookatthat#*^@edtail...."
And so it goes...I get waaay too excited.
And finally "Okay, laaast cast!"
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Location: MN | Put it in your mouth b!tch!
Pull out the fish whistle. |
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Location: Eastern Ontario | dfkiii - 9/18/2015 3:56 PM
horsehunter - 9/18/2015 12:06 PM
At least when fishing solo the only thing I have to listen to is the ball game and Sled can't throw in front of me.
You must have to turn the volume up quite a bit to hear the game over the the kicker. ;- )
Hell I have to turn the radio off to see if my Suzuki is running |
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