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| My favorite so far is "What's the depth?" Yea, like it matters when you're not catching anything.
"time to chum the water" when ya gotta pee. |
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Location: musky waters of SE, WI | Well. This sucks. Where's the nearest bar
Juuussst gotta tweak this motor back here don't mind me (looking at other boats while peeing off the back) |
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Location: NE Ohio | after my buddy loses a fish.................i calmly say with my back turned to him "you know those hooks don't come pre-sharpened". |
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Location: oswego, il | Anybody ever imitate Gillespie with a fish on? Try it its fun. |
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Location: Sawyer County, WI | ToddM - 9/18/2015 7:58 PM
Anybody ever imitate Gillespie with a fish on? Try it its fun.
Be careful though, if people send EMTs, you're responsible for the cost. |
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| Another personal best.
Edited by cave run legend 9/18/2015 9:00 PM
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Location: minocqua, wi. | cave run legend - 9/18/2015 8:58 PM
Another personal best.
you should make it to 40 quick! |
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| After see one swim off after not doing an 8! "What's wrong with that one?" |
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Location: oswego, il | cave run legend - 9/18/2015 8:58 PM
Another personal best.
Hid another one from the wife.
Sorry could not resist. |
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| Wouldn't it be awesome to be a guide and do this every day?- first few hours.
After a half day of nothing- those guides must be crazy. |
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| -Eat it...just eat it.
-God I hate these fish. God I love these fish.
-I may believe in catch and release but if I catch that fish, I'm killing it.
-We should leave and just go home early (next cast a monster fish follows). Call your wife and ask if you can fish until 3 am.
-When you get home you should watch the GoPro footage over and over to see what you did to lose that fish.
Horror...the horror.
The loudest phrase is the utter silence after losing a fish in the net. |
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| ToddM - 9/18/2015 7:58 PM
Anybody ever imitate Gillespie with a fish on? Try it its fun.
Only if an illegal guide just cut off my drift and has three customers on his boat. That is when you start screaming, "get the net this would make 10 for the day". |
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Location: varies | " Do these yoga pants make my butt look big? " |
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| Pass me a beer.
Pass me another beer....
Pass me another beer please.......
Follow... Follow.
Get the net!
**** pass me another beer please. |
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Location: Lebanon,Mo | WTF is the deal with Dadson's.....people are screwed up |
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Location: Not far enough north! | This lakes a effing cesspool there's no fish in here!
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Location: minocqua, wi. | boat ride ...
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we're gonna putt to the next spot
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Location: The desert | Boy it's windy. |
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| Another is are we on the way points???? |
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"Man, I've caught way too many muskies!" |
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Location: oswego, il | If I lose a fish away from the boat I always tell my partner, thanks for blowing the net job!
Edited by ToddM 9/20/2015 11:59 AM
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Location: Ludington, MI | "I'm never giving you a lure again!" |
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| How can a bait that looks so good not catch fish? |
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| When asked how big a fish was that you lost, the standard answer is "lake record". |
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| He who smelt it: Jesus man! What did you eat last night?
He who dealt it: Did somebody step on a duck?
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Location: Pine River MN. | At least it was a nice day for a boat ride. |
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Location: SE Wisconsin | Tip over! Tip over! Tip over! To every sailboat
Do they have to get this close to us? About every pontoon boat and criss craft
It's gonna eat! Just before it swims off in the 8 |
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| Client-"So what happens when we hook one?"
Me-"In the first few moments it's alot like a fire drill at a mental hospital" |
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| They have to eat this. Eating these is what they do. Here's one. Net! Net! Net! Net! Net!!! |
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