What are the most amusingly named muskie lures you know of?
Wood_Duck
Posted 5/13/2014 11:29 PM (#711443)
Subject: What are the most amusingly named muskie lures you know of?





Posts: 555


Location: Tennessee
Out of sheer amusement I'm considering starting a collection of muskie lures with funny/perverted names, so let me know what you guys can think of that might fit the bill. First thoughts are Tally Wackers, Hairy Ploppers, and One Eyed Willies.
k-bob
Posted 5/14/2014 12:08 AM (#711445 - in reply to #711443)
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Posts: 605


Location: Marshfield, WI
Chug'n'spit, suzy sucker, papa chubby.
CASTING55
Posted 5/14/2014 3:23 AM (#711447 - in reply to #711445)
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Posts: 968


Location: N.FIB
nut buster,triple d,double d
southern comfort
Posted 5/14/2014 5:39 AM (#711449 - in reply to #711443)
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Posts: 392


Mini super humper not to be confused with regular super humper.
Rudedog
Posted 5/14/2014 5:40 AM (#711450 - in reply to #711443)
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Posts: 624


Location: S.W. WI
"Homewrecker" by Reaction Strike


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Corso Mike
Posted 5/14/2014 5:41 AM (#711451 - in reply to #711443)
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Posts: 182


Rabid Squirrel
gtp888
Posted 5/14/2014 6:15 AM (#711452 - in reply to #711443)
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Location: Sun Prairie, WI

Glitter Beyotch. 

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cave run legend
Posted 5/14/2014 6:16 AM (#711453 - in reply to #711452)
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Big Sexy, showgirl, pacemaker.
V18
Posted 5/14/2014 6:31 AM (#711455 - in reply to #711443)
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Posts: 269


Location: Oregon, WI
Swamp Donkey, Rubber Dubber, Windowmaker
bdog
Posted 5/14/2014 7:04 AM (#711456 - in reply to #711443)
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Posts: 357


Location: Duluth, MN
Hardhead, mag nut buster, nut buster, suzy sucker
ChiefFan08
Posted 5/14/2014 7:08 AM (#711458 - in reply to #711443)
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Not a lure, but there is a weagle color called stink pickle.

Made me giggle and I own one.
Chain Gang
Posted 5/14/2014 7:30 AM (#711461 - in reply to #711443)
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Bulldawg color- ball licker
Steve Van Lieshout
Posted 5/14/2014 7:32 AM (#711462 - in reply to #711443)
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Posts: 1916


Location: Greenfield, WI
"The Turd" is a rectangular block of wood topwater bait with a splash tail on it. It comes through the water and does nothing but periodically throws a few drops of water. It was hand painted with a couple of colors of spray paint cans that were in the garage.
I died laughing when I saw it coming in.......I stopped laughing after the third boated muskie of the night!
Shortly thereafter I had one........my biggest muskie caught on the Turd, so far, is a 46"er!

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Larry Ramsell
Posted 5/14/2014 8:16 AM (#711464 - in reply to #711443)
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Posts: 1291


Location: Hayward, Wisconsin
And don't forget the Turbo Turd, a twin plopper lure.

Edited by Larry Ramsell 5/14/2014 8:23 AM
Fishboy19
Posted 5/14/2014 10:19 AM (#711480 - in reply to #711443)
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The classic Tallywacker
Tackle Industries
Posted 5/14/2014 10:45 AM (#711482 - in reply to #711443)
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Posts: 4053


Location: Land of the Musky
Never came out with it but I wanted to make a big Zera Spook lure and call it the "Wildo" "for her pleasure" and how a musky blushing on the package I doubt if Wal-Mart would have picked that one up! lol

Bucky_Musky
Posted 5/14/2014 12:37 PM (#711496 - in reply to #711443)
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One-Eyed Willy
greenhyena
Posted 5/14/2014 3:12 PM (#711509 - in reply to #711443)
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Posts: 240


Location: Oconomowc, WI
Swamp Donkey and Papa Chubby have always been my favorites!
travesty
Posted 5/14/2014 3:53 PM (#711511 - in reply to #711443)
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Posts: 37


Location: Freedom, WI
Fat Bastard by Lake X Lures
genesisperformance
Posted 5/14/2014 4:04 PM (#711512 - in reply to #711443)
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Posts: 403


Location: Lakeville, MN
cooter lure.. or coot however you want to call it
flyingfish8604
Posted 5/14/2014 4:08 PM (#711513 - in reply to #711512)
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Wow, no one has said the cowgirl!
bdog
Posted 5/14/2014 4:11 PM (#711514 - in reply to #711513)
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Posts: 357


Location: Duluth, MN
Sneaky pete
jakejusa
Posted 5/14/2014 4:36 PM (#711518 - in reply to #711443)
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Posts: 994


Location: Minnesota: where it's tough to be a sportsfan!
Whiskey Richard Topwater Baits
FAT-SKI
Posted 5/14/2014 7:42 PM (#711530 - in reply to #711518)
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Posts: 1360


Location: Lake "y" cause lake"x" got over fished
Dominatrix, booty tail both from TI

Super model, Show girl, cowgirl
Missouri Wayne
Posted 5/14/2014 8:33 PM (#711534 - in reply to #711443)
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Posts: 31


Re: Colors

How about "Monkey Puke"?
Minnows 2 Muskies
Posted 5/14/2014 9:10 PM (#711544 - in reply to #711443)
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Posts: 65


Location: Garrison, Mn
Currently I am designing one called The Kitchen Sink. So I can say I threw everything at them including the kitchen sink.
10,000 Casts
Posted 5/15/2014 8:34 AM (#711569 - in reply to #711544)
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Minnows 2 Muskies - 5/14/2014 9:10 PM

Currently I am designing one called The Kitchen Sink. So I can say I threw everything at them including the kitchen sink. :)


Already done


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Sidejack
Posted 5/15/2014 8:10 PM (#711665 - in reply to #711443)
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Posts: 1084


Location: Aurora
Can't ya jest feel the love..?
Minnows 2 Muskies
Posted 5/15/2014 10:24 PM (#711687 - in reply to #711443)
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Posts: 65


Location: Garrison, Mn
I'm always too late. Just like getting to the "spot"
dinger
Posted 5/16/2014 8:11 AM (#711721 - in reply to #711443)
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my personel fav... a hellhound custom painted by tylers creations called "Bloody Dog Turd". which by the way has spanked the skis on the lakes i fish.
FISHFINDER101
Posted 5/16/2014 3:22 PM (#711790 - in reply to #711443)
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Location: Poynette WI.
Naugty Nurse, Pole Dancer, Hawg Spanker, Barely Legal, Mesohoney Barely Legal,
Trophyseeker50
Posted 5/17/2014 8:45 AM (#711843 - in reply to #711443)
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Posts: 791


Location: WI
The infamous Lil beaver and the Infamous Shocker and twisted shocker.
LarryJones
Posted 5/20/2014 1:08 PM (#712198 - in reply to #711443)
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Location: On the Niagara River in Buffalo, NY
"Plow" (Pigs Like Our Wobble)
H2O
Posted 5/20/2014 5:07 PM (#712219 - in reply to #711443)
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Posts: 63


Location: Maribel WI
A flaptail named Dirty Twinkie.
Booch
Posted 5/21/2014 1:37 PM (#712351 - in reply to #711443)
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Posts: 306


Pretty much all of them besides "bucktail"... but even that can become slightly amusing after a few cold ones!
cmhjohn
Posted 5/21/2014 1:46 PM (#712354 - in reply to #711443)
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The LP or "Little Puzzy" by alley cat lures. More than just a name..........
Esocks
Posted 5/21/2014 9:44 PM (#712431 - in reply to #711443)
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Posts: 25


Location: Ham Lake, Minnesota
Northland Booty Call spinnerbait. My Father has more fun with it in the boat than I do. He'll ask me "Are you going to get a Booty Call on the line with that Big Nasty rod of yours?"
Wood_Duck
Posted 5/22/2014 7:06 AM (#712454 - in reply to #711443)
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Posts: 555


Location: Tennessee
keep 'em coming guys, it should make for an interesting conversation piece when I can start getting some of these together I don't have already.
Masqui-ninja
Posted 5/22/2014 8:40 AM (#712464 - in reply to #712454)
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Posts: 1245


Location: Walker, MN
Well, there is a great fly pattern called a Meat Whistle.
markb
Posted 5/22/2014 8:48 AM (#712467 - in reply to #711443)
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Location: manchester,england
fat slapper and big fat slapper, may be lost stateside but basically a large girl of loose morals
Dansken
Posted 5/22/2014 3:08 PM (#712513 - in reply to #711443)
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A friend of mine said that the front hole is overrated, always use the rear....


on a Swim Whizz or Believer....

Regarding colors, I always liked "Michael Jackson" (black and white) and Monica (blue with white stains)...
Nershi
Posted 5/22/2014 5:23 PM (#712520 - in reply to #711443)
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Location: MN
Herpes - custom colored headlock.
muskyrat
Posted 5/22/2014 6:41 PM (#712529 - in reply to #711721)
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Funky Chicken is cool. Have caught lots of fish on the Big Bud fished over the weeds. I always hum the Budweiser jingle when I fish it. A friend made a custom he called The Ego Inflator.
Esox0031
Posted 6/15/2014 5:10 PM (#715802 - in reply to #711443)
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hahahah these ones without a doubt :D

Sold as Reaction Strike Sexy Girl


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