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Location: Stevens Point, Wi. | Since Mr. Worrall has everyone glued to the cyber-contest and not getting out into our wonderfull(???) outdoors, I thought I'd propose a different kind of contest.
Let's call it Survivor-Wisconsin Style.
The contestants will start in Milwaukee, travel up to Sheboygan and on to Manitowoc and Green Bay.
Then they will head over to Wausau and up to Rhinelander and then to Minoqua. From there they will proceed up to Ashland and Superior. Then back down through Rice Lake, Eau Claire, Madison, and then back over to Milwaukee.
Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo with Illinois license plates and a LARGE bumper sticker that reads: I'M GAY, I'M A VEGETARIAN,BRATWURST CLOGS YOUR ARTERIES, THE GREEN BAY PACKERS SUCK, GO BEARS, GO VICKINGS, CHEESE TASTES LIKE DIRT, HILLARY FOR PRESIDENT, DEER HUNTING IS MURDER, FISHING IS CRUEL AND SHOULD BE OUTLAWED, AND I'M HEAR TO CONFISCATE YOUR GUNS.
The first one that makes the complete round trip wins!!!
Good luck.
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Location: Rhinelander, Wisconsin | They would all make it, every one. It is WAY below zero here, so the locals would laugh out of the tavern window, say something like, "Geeeeze, Eddie, who de heck painted dem cars that stupid color? I never murdered no deer this year, 'counta 'cause I missed!" | |
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